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post #46,621
24 February 2010, 00:03 UTC#46,621
Found old hg clips from my external, nostalgic stuff, also pretty entertaining clips. Watched some Cripple productions and FUP.
post #46,622
24 February 2010, 01:53 UTC#46,622
[quote name='Luke.' date='23 February 2010 - 04:27 PM' timestamp='1266956867' post='564582']
I want to. Looks great. Getting some really good reviews. About the only game on ps3 I've been interested in.
[/quote]

This.
post #46,623
24 February 2010, 15:35 UTC#46,623
Wow I've come a long ways since this thread was started...

I'm also broke and unemployed. Fuck.

Anyone want to start up a video contest to see if any of us still have it? I'm fucking bored til next week.
post #46,624
24 February 2010, 16:31 UTC#46,624
Wilbur <3

Me and Matt have been throwing around the idea of filming a skit for a while. Might be quite fun to make a contest out of it.
post #46,625
24 February 2010, 17:31 UTC#46,625
im down to compete. im sure drew will be down to take part as well.
post #46,626
24 February 2010, 17:36 UTC#46,626
I can use my webcam to do something sexy!
post #46,627
25 February 2010, 05:36 UTC#46,627
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue3X6U4mhYM
post #46,628
25 February 2010, 11:33 UTC#46,628
[IMG]http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g172/cIRca_2006/fuck.jpg[/IMG]
post #46,629
25 February 2010, 12:36 UTC#46,629
and?
post #46,630
25 February 2010, 14:51 UTC#46,630
Lady gaga is naked in new Q magazine, anyone give a couple fucks?
post #46,631
25 February 2010, 18:50 UTC#46,631
Anyone want to buy a VX2000 that needs repairs for cheap?

I'm flat broke, so I really need the cash now.
post #46,632
25 February 2010, 18:50 UTC#46,632
[quote name='Funk Master Steven' date='25 February 2010 - 02:51 PM' timestamp='1267109502' post='564613']
Lady gaga is naked in new Q magazine, anyone give a couple fucks?
[/quote]
No, never
post #46,633
26 February 2010, 00:24 UTC#46,633
[quote name='Wilbur' date='25 February 2010 - 01:50 PM' timestamp='1267123808' post='564616']
Anyone want to buy a VX2000 thats in perfect condition (but u have to reset the white balance, grain etc etc.

I need money to move to Vancouver
[/quote]
post #46,634
26 February 2010, 08:09 UTC#46,634
Temp jobs are a double edged sword. On the one hand, you only have to put up with these people for a specified amount of time, but on the other hand, you have to put up with these people for a specified amount of time. Aye, there's the rub.

And I'll go one step further and say that temp jobs in IT are the worst kinds of temp jobs. Oh, you can go on about data entry all you like, but have you ever put up with the same person asking how to "do" an attachment ten times a day?

Now I graduated with honours in Computing Studies, I could build a server from scratch with little more than an Apache framework and a thimble full of Javascript. I don't tell you this because I'm proud, I tell you this because I'm murderously angry.

For instance, I should have spent the last week working on a better solution for our company's internal security protocols, in regards to power outage scenarios. But in fact, found myself resetting passwords, and telling people that shutting of their monitor did not equal restarting their computers. The point is my job is very, very beneath me. And yes, I know that all our jobs are beneath us, and yes I know I'm a nerd, and yes I know I'm an angry nerd, but to quote the esteemed scholar, Mr Geoffrey Lebowski, this aggression will not stand.

Now, it should be mentioned at this point that my boss is not a bad person. He's an old man, walks with a cane - looks like an older version of the posh british guy from The Great Escape. He also is very good at giving the appearance of being lovely, like your grandpa, or father christmas. The fact remains however, that the job stank.

Sorry. I should be more direct. I work at an amusement park. A fairly big amusement park. You've heard of it. Well I worked there. And my job - which really twelve people should have been doing - was to set up, debug, maintain and oversee the park's security. A pretty important job, you might say? Something worthy a decent paycheck perhaps?

Something worthy of realistic operating hours, perhaps? But no. Being a new park, the startup costs were simply to great to afford such luxuries as operating hours, fringe benefits or human loving decency. The cost of the garguantuan attractions alone precluded the idea of any of us mere staff drawing anything approaching a fair wage for a fair day's work.

So, I got approached by a competitor. This is surprisingly common in my field of work. Industrial espionage is depressingly par for the course in the American amusement park industry, despite what anyone might tell you. I'm not saying this is secret agent poo poo, I'm saying that frequently what you know is worth more than what you do.

Now I'd already signed a non-disclosure act and I'm sure a lot of armchair lawyer-goons are going to scream that what I did here was illegal or maybe even 'morally wrong', but try to understand I was being underpaid, overworked and hosed upon all for a company that was not only jeapordising my safety but, arguably, the safety of the park's patrons with cost-cutting, rationalisation and unnecessarily unsafe standard working practices. Cunts.


So in this environment, try to understand that when a competitor makes contact offering me much needed rent money in exchange for some information - really in exchange for some experienced consultation, nothing more - I'm going to consider the proposition. In fact, a reasonable company wouldn't even see anything wrong with this. They own my work, not my future work, not my experience, certainly not any work that was directly born from my contributions to our IP.

And yes, I took with me some of our new tech - some of the embryonic research that made our company unique. I appreciate this stuff has value. I'm not saying I wasn't actively seeking to make back some of the money these guys owed me. But the fact is that Six Flags would kill for the kind of tech we're working on, and if my boss isn't going to pay for the hours or even use the technology responsibly, I'm going to have to take it elsewhere. Free market, right?

So that is exactly what I do. It was pretty easy given that the cite was to be visited by outside consultants a couple of days beforehand, and every one was so distracted enough with this circus that I could leave my desk without too much bother.

But in order to get out of the park, the electric fences that kept in some of the living exhibits needed to be shut down. After that it would be a quick trot through the rain and a car drive to safety. I took the chance, took the embryos and in a whipped-cream can, fled them through the gates. What I didn't realise was the creatures were breeding of their own accord, and all because of the frog DNA. We thought we were gods. I was later killed by one of those spitting dinosaurs. You may have seen me in seinfeld.
post #46,635
26 February 2010, 14:34 UTC#46,635
I'm down for a video contest. What kinda contest should we have?
post #46,636
26 February 2010, 14:35 UTC#46,636
What kinda contest should we have?
post #46,637
26 February 2010, 17:01 UTC#46,637
Maybe a theme for the skit?

like a party, or hgf.
post #46,638
26 February 2010, 17:43 UTC#46,638
I vote for just making it freestyle. Any theme, any length, at the end we vote for the winner. Simples.

The new poll system makes it visible who's voted for what, so it eliminates people voting for their own videos.
post #46,639
26 February 2010, 17:47 UTC#46,639
[quote name='Liam' date='26 February 2010 - 12:43 PM' timestamp='1267206222' post='564642']
so it eliminates people voting for their own videos.
[/quote]

Well you could still just vote for it if you were cool with people knowing you did?
post #46,640
26 February 2010, 20:29 UTC#46,640
yes, no shame. ;)
post #46,641
27 February 2010, 00:28 UTC#46,641
Yeah, people only remember who won.
post #46,642
28 February 2010, 06:38 UTC#46,642
Hello
post #46,643
28 February 2010, 23:19 UTC#46,643
[quote name='Ray' date='22 February 2010 - 01:24 AM' timestamp='1266819853' post='564537']
Dear Canada,

Good game.

Sincerely,

USA.
[/quote]


whats that Ray?? Is that the sound of USA settling for silver?? I think so.
post #46,644
01 March 2010, 01:21 UTC#46,644
whys everyone gotta pick on the US? first we get into it with the brits, now canada is trying to talk shit?
post #46,645
01 March 2010, 01:47 UTC#46,645
All I can say is that the record this Olympics between US and Canada is 1-1. You just won when it counted. :sad:

I demand a tie-break.
post #46,646
01 March 2010, 02:12 UTC#46,646
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9SFUHMGrAX8/SwLlnLgzE3I/AAAAAAAAAQQ/AHqBgTOmKdA/s1600/blades_l.jpg[/img]
post #46,647
01 March 2010, 03:07 UTC#46,647
fuck it was hectic downtown here, loving the guy giving out free beers and shit, cops just watching making sure no fires happened lol urgh so good



as if Crosby scored when it counted, fuck is the light on him now!!!!!!!!
post #46,648
01 March 2010, 03:23 UTC#46,648
big mikes chat roulette video was on tosh.0 how about yurs imre?!?!? dont think so!!!!

edit - I think its big mikes, im 90% sure, I cant find the thread where he posted it tho
post #46,649
01 March 2010, 03:43 UTC#46,649
[quote name='Slavin' date='28 February 2010 - 09:23 PM' timestamp='1267413832' post='564663']
big mikes chat roulette video was on tosh.0 how about yurs imre?!?!? dont think so!!!!

edit - I think its big mikes, im 90% sure, I cant find the thread where he posted it tho
[/quote]I dont really care, 145,000 views on my videos and 1000 subscribers for my channel :] (in 5 weeks)
post #46,650
01 March 2010, 03:45 UTC#46,650
yeah but what are u going to do next??
[img]http://media.bestofmicro.com/Toms-Hardwares-Patrick-Schmid-interviewing-David-Chiang-General-Manager-Channel-Business-at-Gigabyte-The-video-interview-will-be-available-for-download-shortly,7-J-89695-13.jpg[/img]