21 February 2010, 21:07 UTC#46,591
[quote name='mono' date='21 February 2010 - 08:47 PM' timestamp='1266785269' post='564519']
my assistant manager thought this would be a good way of splitting our tiny office / staff room. I got a verbal warning today for writing DAS BERLIN WALL across it with a bunch of swastikas because apparently that's "offensive".
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Should've looked at them with small tears in your eyes as they screwed at you and slowly whispered "I was there when it fell".
21 February 2010, 21:19 UTC#46,592
I get drunk and see everyone with 'trollface'.
21 February 2010, 21:33 UTC#46,593
Our eyes stared at each other's body from the other side of the facility. I quickly drank my beverage while vivd music played in the background. I urge you to use only your fingers, and remind you that our identifications will not be needed here, as we have no time for tomfoolery.
We quickly escape this congregation of lust and sin, while I take notice that I'm not able to see the constellations, instead I'm greeted by the roof of this building. When the visual effects start to make the crowd show their appreciation vocally, we close the gap bewteen ourselves, praying that no divine beings shed a tear for our insolence.
As we reach the location you take residence in, you show me your affection by touching my lips with yours before we are able to go through the entrance of your home. Because of it being quite early in our time zone, I can indeed see this night as a pleasurable one. Just then, you quielty tell my person that the amount of sexual gratification gave by me hasn't been enough to reach your expectations. This causes me to expulse semen in my trousers.
I'm ashamed of this happening, and I can swear it is not a recurring ocurrence. However, I will not apologize, since I find the idea of doing so incredibly stupid. Moreso, it was most likely your fault, due to the way you move your body while we were in the dance room. Just after I say this, I again feel my penis emptying its contents in my underwear.
While this may seem mirth-inducing, you should not comment on this with your acquaintances, as I'll falsify sections of this tale to make it sound like you are a prostitute. And I would like to reiterate that it is your fault, since your were using your hands to caress my bottom. I'm also easily affected by this type of vigorous caressing (I've actually heard from other ladies that this is usually an added bonus for them). Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll retreat to my domicile to change my spermatozoa-saturated underwear.
21 February 2010, 22:03 UTC#46,594
[quote name='Liam' date='21 February 2010 - 04:07 PM' timestamp='1266786478' post='564521']
[quote name='mono' date='21 February 2010 - 08:47 PM' timestamp='1266785269' post='564519']
my assistant manager thought this would be a good way of splitting our tiny office / staff room. I got a verbal warning today for writing DAS BERLIN WALL across it with a bunch of swastikas because apparently that's "offensive".
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Should've looked at them with small tears in your eyes as they screwed at you and slowly whispered "I was there when it fell".
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Have a bit of brick wall around your neck so you can pull it out for confirmation.
21 February 2010, 22:26 UTC#46,595
whos this marvin marbella charachter?
21 February 2010, 22:43 UTC#46,596
Get Skype to talk to Kane cause his MSN is shit.
Get on Skype, Kane doesn't talk.
u_u
22 February 2010, 01:51 UTC#46,597
[quote name='matt' date='21 February 2010 - 10:43 PM' timestamp='1266792232' post='564533']
Get Skype to talk to Kane cause his MSN is shit.
Get on Skype, Kane doesn't talk.
u_u
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lol april fools ^_~
22 February 2010, 06:24 UTC#46,598
Dear Canada,
Good game.
Sincerely,
USA.
22 February 2010, 08:03 UTC#46,599
We had to sacrifice a lot of our good celebs to the hockey gods for that one.
Worth it.
22 February 2010, 10:02 UTC#46,600
From wikipedia:
"Military experimentation in the United States
The United States Marine Corps tested the usefulness of commercial off-the-shelf skateboards during urban combat military exercises in the late 1990s in a program called Urban Warrior '99. Their special purpose was "for maneuvering inside buildings in order to detect tripwires and sniper fire".[10][11]"
Hahah, you silly yanks.
22 February 2010, 10:24 UTC#46,601
urban warriors 99? all I can think about is ben dance and the gang geared up in ghilly suits sliding around derelict middle eastern buildings.
22 February 2010, 10:40 UTC#46,602
haha, whats happening with those guys these days? Any clue?
22 February 2010, 18:44 UTC#46,603
[quote name='vode' date='22 February 2010 - 05:02 AM' timestamp='1266832956' post='564539']
From wikipedia:
"Military experimentation in the United States
The United States Marine Corps tested the usefulness of commercial off-the-shelf skateboards during urban combat military exercises in the late 1990s in a program called Urban Warrior '99. Their special purpose was "for maneuvering inside buildings in order to detect tripwires and sniper fire".[10][11]"
Hahah, you silly yanks.
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W/e you just wrote the synopsis to a summer blockbuster.
Skater soldiers TERROR NEVER HAS BEEN THIS EXTREME!
Skater would be an acronym for something cool like "Super killer american terror ranger".
22 February 2010, 18:48 UTC#46,604
I lol'd
23 February 2010, 00:53 UTC#46,605
Did the acronym do it?
I was gonna to say "Skater" would stand for something and leave it at that, but I wanted to go the extra mile for you.
23 February 2010, 04:21 UTC#46,606
[quote name='matt' date='21 February 2010 - 03:43 PM' timestamp='1266792232' post='564533']
Get Skype to talk to Kane cause his MSN is shit.
Get on Skype, Kane doesn't talk.
u_u
[/quote]
skype username? I always wanted to talk to you brits.
23 February 2010, 09:11 UTC#46,607
[quote name='mono' date='21 February 2010 - 09:47 PM' timestamp='1266785269' post='564519']
[img]http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs133.snc3/18045_490750295564_543155564_11455582_2413118_n.jpg[/img]
my assistant manager thought this would be a good way of splitting our tiny office / staff room. I got a verbal warning today for writing DAS BERLIN WALL across it with a bunch of swastikas because apparently that's "offensive".
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Awesome.
23 February 2010, 11:23 UTC#46,608
[quote name='nickstatler' date='23 February 2010 - 04:21 AM' timestamp='1266898872' post='564552']
[quote name='matt' date='21 February 2010 - 03:43 PM' timestamp='1266792232' post='564533']
Get Skype to talk to Kane cause his MSN is shit.
Get on Skype, Kane doesn't talk.
u_u
[/quote]
skype username? I always wanted to talk to you brits.
[/quote]
If me and ray on xbox live is anything to go by you wont be able to understand a word we say.
23 February 2010, 11:26 UTC#46,609
so hungover this morning. last thing I remember is checking my shirt to see if I gotten a stranger's puke on it while a tramp who looked like he was in the advanced stages of T-Virus infection kept patting me on the back and saying I was a good man.
23 February 2010, 12:15 UTC#46,610
[quote name='Luke.' date='23 February 2010 - 07:23 AM' timestamp='1266924211' post='564557']
[quote name='nickstatler' date='23 February 2010 - 04:21 AM' timestamp='1266898872' post='564552']
[quote name='matt' date='21 February 2010 - 03:43 PM' timestamp='1266792232' post='564533']
Get Skype to talk to Kane cause his MSN is shit.
Get on Skype, Kane doesn't talk.
u_u
[/quote]
skype username? I always wanted to talk to you brits.
[/quote]
If me and ray on xbox live is anything to go by you wont be able to understand a word we say.
[/quote]
Oh, come on now, STEVE. I knew your name was Steve the whole time, not that Luke business we always say on here.
23 February 2010, 12:50 UTC#46,611
Heading to America next February for a month with some mates, starting off in Orlando and ending in L.A. One of my mates did it last year with her family so we're using the same winnebago hire company they did to get it on the cheap. Going through Florida, Alabama, Louisiana, Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada and Cali. The South shall rise again!
23 February 2010, 13:38 UTC#46,612
Alabama's the closest you're cumming to me.
That's only like 450 miles away!
23 February 2010, 14:38 UTC#46,613
Is there anything in Kentucky except you? Come on Ray, sell it.
23 February 2010, 14:52 UTC#46,614
No. Honestly, there isn't. There's the world's only Creationism Museum about 20 miles away.
23 February 2010, 15:12 UTC#46,615
[quote name='Rob764' date='23 February 2010 - 05:50 AM' timestamp='1266929436' post='564560']
Heading to America next February for a month with some mates, starting off in Orlando and ending in L.A. One of my mates did it last year with her family so we're using the same winnebago hire company they did to get it on the cheap. Going through Florida, Alabama, Louisiana, Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada and Cali. The South shall rise again!
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if you know the detail routes around mississippi and louisiana, post them and possibly I can work out something so that we could meet up.
as far as the skype thing goes, its worth a shot.
23 February 2010, 15:18 UTC#46,616
Don't do it, Nick. It's a confusing and intimidating brave new world of intercultural exchange and communication. I got off my Xbox last time with Skipper, and the next thing I know, my penis grew back its foreskin, and I was making bonfire plans for next year's Guy Fawkes Night.
23 February 2010, 18:56 UTC#46,617
has anyone else played the heavy rain demo? I can't remember the last time I've been so impressed by a game, it's hugely satisfying. after mgs4 failed to capture my interest I finally have a valid reason to own a ps3.
23 February 2010, 20:27 UTC#46,618
I want to. Looks great. Getting some really good reviews. About the only game on ps3 I've been interested in since little big planet.
23 February 2010, 21:54 UTC#46,619
Two weeks til Final Fantasy XIII, I don't care about anything else.
23 February 2010, 22:33 UTC#46,620
Skype is aekenDRK
