post #45,271
25 September 2009, 23:52 UTC#45,271
I'm seriously getting so senile. I just got back from driving my friends home and I completely forgot I had 3 beers and two home made absolut vanilla cokes before hopping in the car.
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post #45,272
26 September 2009, 01:36 UTC#45,272
Squared up to some random for the first time in my fucking life. I feel like such a man.
post #45,273
26 September 2009, 04:13 UTC#45,273
I know everyone is gonna jump down my throat for saying this,
But I think the British version of The Office is far funnier than the original version with Steve Carrel.
Even though they copied the entire concept, and a lot of great jokes as well, it's done very originally.
But I think the British version of The Office is far funnier than the original version with Steve Carrel.
Even though they copied the entire concept, and a lot of great jokes as well, it's done very originally.
post #45,274
26 September 2009, 05:07 UTC#45,274
2 words;
fuck cops.
fuck cops.
post #45,275
26 September 2009, 06:52 UTC#45,275
QUOTE(benCKa @ Sep 25 2009, 04:52 PM) [snapback]559364[/snapback]
I'm seriously getting so senile. I just got back from driving my friends home and I completely forgot I had 3 beers and two home made absolut vanilla cokes before hopping in the car.
aint shit son. I drove home after 7 jager bombs, 2 margaritas, and 10 beers. and parked perfectly in my dorm parking lot.
post #45,276
26 September 2009, 07:24 UTC#45,276
I shat a whole undigested potato chip
post #45,277
26 September 2009, 08:12 UTC#45,277
QUOTE(nickstatler @ Sep 26 2009, 07:52 AM) [snapback]559377[/snapback]
QUOTE(benCKa @ Sep 25 2009, 04:52 PM) [snapback]559364[/snapback]
I'm seriously getting so senile. I just got back from driving my friends home and I completely forgot I had 3 beers and two home made absolut vanilla cokes before hopping in the car.
aint shit son. I drove home after 7 jager bombs, 2 margaritas, and 10 beers. and parked perfectly in my dorm parking lot.
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post #45,278
26 September 2009, 08:21 UTC#45,278
post #45,279
26 September 2009, 08:24 UTC#45,279
QUOTE(Liam @ Sep 26 2009, 02:36 AM) [snapback]559366[/snapback]
Squared up to some random for the first time in my fucking life. I feel like such a man.
Hahaha why?
post #45,280
26 September 2009, 08:46 UTC#45,280
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Sep 26 2009, 09:24 AM) [snapback]559382[/snapback]
QUOTE(Liam @ Sep 26 2009, 02:36 AM) [snapback]559366[/snapback]
Squared up to some random for the first time in my fucking life. I feel like such a man.
Hahaha why?
It was a dispute over whether Dragonite, Gyarados and Arcanine are actually Legendary Pokemon.
post #45,281
26 September 2009, 08:48 UTC#45,281
QUOTE(nickstatler @ Sep 26 2009, 09:52 AM) [snapback]559377[/snapback]
QUOTE(benCKa @ Sep 25 2009, 04:52 PM) [snapback]559364[/snapback]
I'm seriously getting so senile. I just got back from driving my friends home and I completely forgot I had 3 beers and two home made absolut vanilla cokes before hopping in the car.
aint shit son. I drove home after 7 jager bombs, 2 margaritas, and 10 beers. and parked perfectly in my dorm parking lot.
Yeah but you were probably aware of that all the time Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #45,282
26 September 2009, 08:51 UTC#45,282
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Sep 26 2009, 05:13 AM) [snapback]559373[/snapback]
I know everyone is gonna jump down my throat for saying this,
But I think the British version of The Office is far funnier than the original version with Steve Carrel.
Even though they copied the entire concept, and a lot of great jokes as well, it's done very originally.
lol.
post #45,283
26 September 2009, 10:00 UTC#45,283
QUOTE(mono @ Sep 26 2009, 09:46 AM) [snapback]559383[/snapback]
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Sep 26 2009, 09:24 AM) [snapback]559382[/snapback]
QUOTE(Liam @ Sep 26 2009, 02:36 AM) [snapback]559366[/snapback]
Squared up to some random for the first time in my fucking life. I feel like such a man.
Hahaha why?
It was a dispute over whether Dragonite, Gyarados and Arcanine are actually Legendary Pokemon.
For the record, they aren't.
Long story short, two wankers were taking the piss out of Nikki so I stepped in. RIIIIISE.
post #45,284
26 September 2009, 14:51 UTC#45,284
QUOTE(mono @ Sep 26 2009, 03:46 AM) [snapback]559383[/snapback]
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Sep 26 2009, 09:24 AM) [snapback]559382[/snapback]
QUOTE(Liam @ Sep 26 2009, 02:36 AM) [snapback]559366[/snapback]
Squared up to some random for the first time in my fucking life. I feel like such a man.
Hahaha why?
It was a dispute over whether Dragonite, Gyarados and Arcanine are actually Legendary Pokemon.
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post #45,285
26 September 2009, 16:45 UTC#45,285
QUOTE(Luke. @ Sep 26 2009, 03:51 AM) [snapback]559385[/snapback]
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Sep 26 2009, 05:13 AM) [snapback]559373[/snapback]
I know everyone is gonna jump down my throat for saying this,
But I think the British version of The Office is far funnier than the original version with Steve Carrel.
Even though they copied the entire concept, and a lot of great jokes as well, it's done very originally.
lol.
Do the Brits enjoy Gervais?
"Now look here, "Dutch Girls must be punished for having big boobs", I don't think anyone should be punished for having big boobs, Dutch or other wise..."
"If anything they should be rewarded."
"No they should be equal"
post #45,286
26 September 2009, 18:12 UTC#45,286
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Sep 26 2009, 05:45 PM) [snapback]559403[/snapback]
QUOTE(Luke. @ Sep 26 2009, 03:51 AM) [snapback]559385[/snapback]
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Sep 26 2009, 05:13 AM) [snapback]559373[/snapback]
I know everyone is gonna jump down my throat for saying this,
But I think the British version of The Office is far funnier than the original version with Steve Carrel.
Even though they copied the entire concept, and a lot of great jokes as well, it's done very originally.
lol.
Do the Brits enjoy Gervais?
"Now look here, "Dutch Girls must be punished for having big boobs", I don't think anyone should be punished for having big boobs, Dutch or other wise..."
"If anything they should be rewarded."
"No they should be equal"
Of course we like Gervais. I'm seeing his stand up in november. I was just "lol'ing" at you claiming the American office was the original.
post #45,287
26 September 2009, 18:23 UTC#45,287
so to tell the whole story, I had a good day at work, did a $1000+ and one my friends was feelin down n shit so I wanted to cheer em up and met up with him at some lame bar and watched his friend play. we dipped, picked up another homie and went to another even lamer bar and were all like fuck it strip club.
got there like 1 am. and before I knew it I was trashed and I kept having girls bring out bank wrapped bundles of ones. I really don't know how much I spent. I had girls making out. I took two to the vip room for like an hour. made it rain, buying drinks for the strippers is a fantastic idea. we had the baller table and all the girls were like ohh shit. dude like at least half the girls in the entire club were with us at any point. like big club too, like 70+ people. apparently I jacked someones cigarettes too. I was drunk as fuck talking shit to other dudes there, the girls.
anyway I woke up like 5 hours late to work, so I didn't bother calling or coming in lol.
neway
I had fun
got there like 1 am. and before I knew it I was trashed and I kept having girls bring out bank wrapped bundles of ones. I really don't know how much I spent. I had girls making out. I took two to the vip room for like an hour. made it rain, buying drinks for the strippers is a fantastic idea. we had the baller table and all the girls were like ohh shit. dude like at least half the girls in the entire club were with us at any point. like big club too, like 70+ people. apparently I jacked someones cigarettes too. I was drunk as fuck talking shit to other dudes there, the girls.
anyway I woke up like 5 hours late to work, so I didn't bother calling or coming in lol.
neway
I had fun
post #45,288
26 September 2009, 18:27 UTC#45,288
QUOTE(Luke. @ Sep 26 2009, 01:12 PM) [snapback]559405[/snapback]
Of course we like Gervais. I'm seeing his stand up in november. I was just "lol'ing" at you claiming the American office was the original.
Yeah my friend kept saying I had to see the original and adult swim started airing them. Ricky geravais plays that character so well it's awkward to watch him.
QUOTE(Duran @ Sep 26 2009, 01:23 PM) [snapback]559406[/snapback]
so to tell the whole story, I had a good day at work, did a $1000+ and one my friends was feelin down n shit so I wanted to cheer em up and met up with him at some lame bar and watched his friend play. we dipped, picked up another homie and went to another even lamer bar and were all like fuck it strip club.
got there like 1 am. and before I knew it I was trashed and I kept having girls bring out bank wrapped bundles of ones. I really don't know how much I spent. I had girls making out. I took two to the vip room for like an hour. made it rain, buying drinks for the strippers is a fantastic idea. we had the baller table and all the girls were like ohh shit. dude like at least half the girls in the entire club were with us at any point. like big club too, like 70+ people. apparently I jacked someones cigarettes too. I was drunk as fuck talking shit to other dudes there, the girls.
anyway I woke up like 5 hours late to work, so I didn't bother calling or coming in lol.
neway
I had fun
were you dipped out and looking classy?
post #45,289
26 September 2009, 18:28 UTC#45,289
QUOTE(Duran @ Sep 26 2009, 07:23 PM) [snapback]559406[/snapback]
so to tell the whole story, I had a good day at work, did a $1000+ and one my friends was feelin down n shit so I wanted to cheer em up and met up with him at some lame bar and watched his friend play. we dipped, picked up another homie and went to another even lamer bar and were all like fuck it strip club.
got there like 1 am. and before I knew it I was trashed and I kept having girls bring out bank wrapped bundles of ones. I really don't know how much I spent. I had girls making out. I took two to the vip room for like an hour. made it rain, buying drinks for the strippers is a fantastic idea. we had the baller table and all the girls were like ohh shit. dude like at least half the girls in the entire club were with us at any point. like big club too, like 70+ people. apparently I jacked someones cigarettes too. I was drunk as fuck talking shit to other dudes there, the girls.
anyway I woke up like 5 hours late to work, so I didn't bother calling or coming in lol.
neway
I had fun
must suck that you have to pay girls to come close to you.
post #45,290
26 September 2009, 20:06 UTC#45,290
Ngghhh I've been editing 12 hours straight on After Effects. Well getting used to its features mostly, neat program.
post #45,291
26 September 2009, 20:11 UTC#45,291
Ben, do you work with this stuff or are you just editing for fun?
post #45,292
26 September 2009, 20:32 UTC#45,292
I wouldn't know. u ever been to a strip club and waste some money?
post #45,293
26 September 2009, 22:03 UTC#45,293
Anyone watch the series premiere of Flash Forward?
Show was pretty much awesome, and I wanna talk about it.
Show was pretty much awesome, and I wanna talk about it.
post #45,294
26 September 2009, 22:14 UTC#45,294
Disney had a series called "Fast Forward", wanna talk about that?
I remember the episode were the male lead became a soccer goalie, but he kept clowning around lol
there was much frivolity
I remember the episode were the male lead became a soccer goalie, but he kept clowning around lol
there was much frivolity
post #45,295
27 September 2009, 02:55 UTC#45,295
yo, all you UK dudes.
How popular are "Asking Alexandria" over there? I'm sure they are big there since they are from England.
They are so siiiicck!
They are playing a show 10 mins from me on Monday, can't wait to see them. Anyway, any of you guys seen em live???? How are they!?
EDIT: http://www.myspace.com/askingalexandria
How popular are "Asking Alexandria" over there? I'm sure they are big there since they are from England.
They are so siiiicck!
They are playing a show 10 mins from me on Monday, can't wait to see them. Anyway, any of you guys seen em live???? How are they!?
EDIT: http://www.myspace.com/askingalexandria
post #45,296
27 September 2009, 04:25 UTC#45,296
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Sep 26 2009, 11:11 PM) [snapback]559420[/snapback]
Ben, do you work with this stuff or are you just editing for fun?
I'm self educating myself, and hoping one day to be able to be working with it Image file not present in the recovered backup
I'm majoring in marketing, but so is like a million other people so this is my way of sticking out of the grey mass of talentless scum
post #45,297
27 September 2009, 04:42 UTC#45,297
Word, I'm sort of a marketing savant Ben so if you need some cracker jack ideas I got plenty.
But you gotta get jones to get me a finish credit card under a fake name.
But you gotta get jones to get me a finish credit card under a fake name.
post #45,298
27 September 2009, 05:55 UTC#45,298
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99E16w0PxCA
In case you didn't know, Steven Seagal is a deputy sheriff in some town in Louisiana first and an actor second. Now they've done a reality show about his civil profession.
In case you didn't know, Steven Seagal is a deputy sheriff in some town in Louisiana first and an actor second. Now they've done a reality show about his civil profession.
post #45,299
27 September 2009, 06:01 UTC#45,299
Steven Seagal doesn't work for the law
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the law works for him.
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the law works for him.
post #45,300
27 September 2009, 07:34 UTC#45,300
Been moving into my new place all week. Finally going to get most of it done today but no internets. 