post #41,371
13 April 2009, 19:25 UTC#41,371
get sirius radio and listen to the jason ellis show on faction.
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post #41,372
13 April 2009, 19:37 UTC#41,372
QUOTE(made @ Apr 13 2009, 02:20 PM) [snapback]544709[/snapback]
I hate Mondays.
Sounds like somebody has a case of the mundays.
post #41,373
13 April 2009, 19:49 UTC#41,373
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Apr 13 2009, 08:37 PM) [snapback]544711[/snapback]
QUOTE(made @ Apr 13 2009, 02:20 PM) [snapback]544709[/snapback]
I hate Mondays.
Sounds like somebody has a case of the mundays.
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post #41,374
13 April 2009, 20:11 UTC#41,374
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Apr 13 2009, 01:37 PM) [snapback]544711[/snapback]
QUOTE(made @ Apr 13 2009, 02:20 PM) [snapback]544709[/snapback]
I hate Mondays.
Sounds like somebody has a case of the mundays.
If I ever heard anyone say that I'd probably kick their ass.
post #41,375
13 April 2009, 20:14 UTC#41,375
Why?
post #41,376
13 April 2009, 20:17 UTC#41,376
It's from Office Space. Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #41,377
13 April 2009, 20:22 UTC#41,377
Because we've all seen Office Space
edit: what oh well, I'm a laggard
edit: what oh well, I'm a laggard
post #41,378
13 April 2009, 21:50 UTC#41,378
JESUS CHRIST, Greg Proops of WLIIA plays a two-headed alien in The Phantom Menace?!
Mind = blown.
Mind = blown.
post #41,379
14 April 2009, 00:09 UTC#41,379
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Good news everyone! (haha you read that in his voice)
Anyway, remember my ex GF with the pikey cunt BF who always gave me shit?
Well I was in this bar a few weeks ago talking to my sisters new BF and his mates, and told him about this chav cunt that is always on my case, they said they had been waiting for an excuse to beat him and I just laughed, thought nothing of it.
Anyway, I hear today that last night they beat the shit outta him, broke both his elbows and basically left him in his own blood in the street. He then went home and beat my ex GF which I am delighted about, serve's her right for making shit up about me in the first place. And to make things better, he's going to court for burglary and beating her, and they've told him to expect 5 years!
Thanks god for Stella Artois!
Good news everyone! (haha you read that in his voice)
Anyway, remember my ex GF with the pikey cunt BF who always gave me shit?
Well I was in this bar a few weeks ago talking to my sisters new BF and his mates, and told him about this chav cunt that is always on my case, they said they had been waiting for an excuse to beat him and I just laughed, thought nothing of it.
Anyway, I hear today that last night they beat the shit outta him, broke both his elbows and basically left him in his own blood in the street. He then went home and beat my ex GF which I am delighted about, serve's her right for making shit up about me in the first place. And to make things better, he's going to court for burglary and beating her, and they've told him to expect 5 years!
Thanks god for Stella Artois!
post #41,380
14 April 2009, 00:40 UTC#41,380
Sigh... my dad made a facebook earlier.
Why do middle-aged people pull this shit?
Why do middle-aged people pull this shit?
post #41,381
14 April 2009, 00:52 UTC#41,381
My 67 year old gran has it.
post #41,382
14 April 2009, 01:15 UTC#41,382
QUOTE(made @ Apr 13 2009, 07:52 PM) [snapback]544746[/snapback]
My 67 year old gran has it.
I just added her. and poked her
but seriously, I agree that its weird when middle-aged people and up have it
post #41,383
14 April 2009, 01:45 UTC#41,383
Man stella is shit but yeah, glad things worked tout for ya bro.
man I need to stop drinkin right now, gotta be up soon go visit my gf.
night hgf,. xx
man I need to stop drinkin right now, gotta be up soon go visit my gf.
night hgf,. xx
post #41,384
14 April 2009, 01:46 UTC#41,384
QUOTE(made @ Apr 14 2009, 01:52 AM) [snapback]544746[/snapback]
My 67 year old gran has it.
I've had you 67 year old gran.
stella is best.
post #41,385
14 April 2009, 02:04 UTC#41,385
bored....
post #41,386
14 April 2009, 02:11 UTC#41,386
Told you come round didnt I!
post #41,387
14 April 2009, 02:16 UTC#41,387
yeah I know, but I could hardly walk earlier. & I had to cook. :| nightmare, anyway gonna go jack off to the sound of music and then collapse into bed.
post #41,388
14 April 2009, 02:20 UTC#41,388
x
post #41,389
14 April 2009, 03:16 UTC#41,389
all nighter matt?
post #41,390
14 April 2009, 03:34 UTC#41,390
Yup! You?
post #41,391
14 April 2009, 03:44 UTC#41,391
looks like it 
mattmsn!
mattmsn!post #41,392
14 April 2009, 04:46 UTC#41,392
My friend's two year old son Jacob won a baby chicken at an Easter egg hunt this past weekend. Jacob was playing with it yesterday, it pecked his finger, so he slammed it against the wall hard enough to kill it.
post #41,393
14 April 2009, 04:50 UTC#41,393
I want his address right now. I shall be reporting him to PETA. He wont get away with this!
post #41,394
14 April 2009, 05:39 UTC#41,394
Haha, seems like a Jeffrey Dahmer in the making.
post #41,395
14 April 2009, 07:17 UTC#41,395
Dex has msn virus.
post #41,396
14 April 2009, 07:18 UTC#41,396
Yeah, I got that dodgy message also.
post #41,397
14 April 2009, 08:46 UTC#41,397
baby chicks are pretty fragile, if the kid was young he probably didn't understand that.
post #41,398
14 April 2009, 09:25 UTC#41,398
QUOTE(Mr. Brown @ Apr 14 2009, 05:46 AM) [snapback]544770[/snapback]
My friend's two year old son Jacob won a baby chicken at an Easter egg hunt this past weekend. Jacob was playing with it yesterday, it pecked his finger, so he slammed it against the wall hard enough to kill it.
Did it die?
post #41,399
14 April 2009, 09:45 UTC#41,399
I just went to McDonald's to get myself a breakfast, and on the way back I jogged across the road cause the cars were coming, some guy shouted outta the window, "yeah run you fat bastard, burn off that McDonalds".
I stopped looked down at myself, looked back at them parked at the lights and laughed. This chick was there and she laughed and said they must be still drunk from the night before lol.
I stopped looked down at myself, looked back at them parked at the lights and laughed. This chick was there and she laughed and said they must be still drunk from the night before lol.
post #41,400
14 April 2009, 10:33 UTC#41,400
haha for those that dont know, matt can't weigh more than 9 and a half stone.