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theres a place in brighton u phone up and they go anywhere and buy u what u want (kfc, pizza express etc) and bring it to u and u pay plus delivery.. dunno how much


theres also a place that delivers drinks to your house (say your having a house party and need more booze) but it costs alot esp if its late.

Yeah, there are a few place's that deliver beer here.

Alot of pizza places will deliver beer also.

my leg is still oozing some kind of translucent yellow puss =z stings like a bitch.

I gotta go into work tonight to sort out some shifts because everyone has fallen pregnant. The first shift back is always horrible because I'll have forgotten everything all over again.

Where do you work? A hair salon?

"A rare species of duck is facing extinction in the UK because the only two males left have fallen for each other. "

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/4285341.Ben...her_in_Arundel/

only in Brighton.

Those two ducks need to listen to this kid and straighten up, for the good of their species.

http://www.avclub.com/videocracy/10431/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Holy shit, I didn't see that video. So awesome. Thanks, Luke.

Nah a chinese restaurant, need to remember all the dishes and the numbers. Its pretty awesome though picking my own hours doing six hours work for £35 cash in hand, 2 free meals and a lift home. That being said I'll probably die due to myocardial infarction due to all the duck.

tell us all the dirty stuff they do to the food!

im Storyboarding.... LIKE A BOSS!

was riding my bike down this hill and went to stop before I got to the roundabout at the bottom but my brakes wouldnt work cause it was too wet so just bailed off the back of it and fell to pavement but got up and carried on walking down to watch my bike ghostie itself into a load of traffic

"We became friends.. and.. he called me a homo, and..."

Hahaha epic.
I showed Liam these the other day.

bad times.. but better then u going into the traffic

How are you all only just seeing this kid!? Its months old.

Did it ruin any cars?

Propagation is done K. I have the new pages also.

it hit the back side of one of them and then fell infront of another and both the cars just stopped and looked at each other really confused haha.



mattmsn.

Haha! He was never posted on here or The Onion, so I never saw it. I thought it was pretty priceless, even if it was SO MARCH!

I'm on Kane.

And it was posted here, in the random video thread.

/b/ are proper destroying him. They got all his home details and church details and are sending endless pizza's and ordering stuff to his place.

Poor kid. The internet just isn't meant for some people.

lol, that's so lame though. It's only half funny to do that if you know the person you're doing it to and if you're 16 years old. A bunch of nerds picking on a 12 year old, woo..

I was going to say the same thing, but I figured I'd get accused of being a pedophile.

Eh, you win some, you lose some.

Guess Her Muff

They show you a picture of a girl dressed casually. Your job is to guess what there pubic hair looks like based on whatever you want to base it on.

Woman watches her house getting robbed live on webcam

^_^

old

MAYHEM MONDAYS!!!

I hate Mondays.