post #40,861
01 April 2009, 21:02 UTC#40,861
I'd shatter her.
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post #40,862
01 April 2009, 21:03 UTC#40,862
post #40,863
01 April 2009, 21:03 UTC#40,863
QUOTE(corus @ Apr 1 2009, 08:45 PM)↑
Why wouldn't you fuck the woman that's been on channel four mike? She'd definitely get it.
cause she's a total cunt and I'm not shallow enough to fuck her on the basis she's kinda hot for an older chick.
post #40,864
01 April 2009, 21:16 UTC#40,864
QUOTE(Skipper @ Apr 1 2009, 10:03 PM)↑
I'd battle her!
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LOL
post #40,865
01 April 2009, 21:41 UTC#40,865
I think you've forgotten the 3rd R of sex. Recreation, you don't have to love her, just accept the fact she's kinda hot for an older person...
post #40,866
01 April 2009, 22:13 UTC#40,866
Found out that Jade Goody's widower was actually at Thorpe Park the same day as us.
No doubt riding Saw and Stealth a couple of times took his mind off his devastating grief.
No doubt riding Saw and Stealth a couple of times took his mind off his devastating grief.
post #40,867
01 April 2009, 22:17 UTC#40,867
QUOTE(Liam @ Apr 1 2009, 11:13 PM)↑
Found out that Jade Goody's widower was actually at Thorpe Park the same day as us.
No doubt riding Saw and Stealth a couple of times took his mind off his devastating grief.
Healed by Mr Monkey's Banana Ride.
post #40,868
01 April 2009, 22:30 UTC#40,868
Yeah, I meant to say that. On way home I saw he was in paper. Cunt probably got to ride them loads.
post #40,869
01 April 2009, 22:32 UTC#40,869
QUOTE(made @ Apr 1 2009, 11:30 PM)↑
Cunt probably got to ride them loads.
I know, we should all get bald dead wives.
post #40,870
01 April 2009, 22:34 UTC#40,870
Init.
If I ever go there again shall be getting that q jump shit.
If I ever go there again shall be getting that q jump shit.
post #40,871
01 April 2009, 22:38 UTC#40,871
QUOTE(Skipper @ Apr 1 2009, 04:03 PM)↑
I'd saddle her!
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post #40,872
01 April 2009, 22:39 UTC#40,872
Anyone having problems getting on HGF?
Slavin said he cant get on...
Slavin said he cant get on...
post #40,873
01 April 2009, 22:40 UTC#40,873
QUOTE(made @ Apr 1 2009, 11:39 PM)↑
Anyone having problems getting on HGF?
Slavin said he cant get on...
Then I have no problems whatsoever!
post #40,874
post #40,875
01 April 2009, 22:42 UTC#40,875
QUOTE(Skipper @ Apr 1 2009, 05:40 PM)↑
QUOTE(Ray @ Apr 1 2009, 10:38 PM)↑
QUOTE(Skipper @ Apr 1 2009, 04:03 PM)↑
I'd tackle her!
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post #40,876
01 April 2009, 22:43 UTC#40,876
QUOTE(Skipper @ Apr 1 2009, 10:40 PM)↑
QUOTE(Ray @ Apr 1 2009, 10:38 PM)↑
QUOTE(Skipper @ Apr 1 2009, 04:03 PM)↑
I'd snap crackle and pop her!
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post #40,877
post #40,878
01 April 2009, 22:50 UTC#40,878
QUOTE(Skipper @ Apr 1 2009, 10:44 PM)↑
QUOTE(Ray @ Apr 1 2009, 10:42 PM)↑
QUOTE(Skipper @ Apr 1 2009, 05:40 PM)↑
QUOTE(Ray @ Apr 1 2009, 10:38 PM)↑
QUOTE(Skipper @ Apr 1 2009, 04:03 PM)↑
I'd spackle her!
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post #40,879
post #40,880
post #40,881
01 April 2009, 23:25 UTC#40,881
QUOTE(made @ Apr 1 2009, 05:50 PM)↑
QUOTE(Skipper @ Apr 1 2009, 10:44 PM)↑
QUOTE(Ray @ Apr 1 2009, 10:42 PM)↑
QUOTE(Skipper @ Apr 1 2009, 05:40 PM)↑
QUOTE(Ray @ Apr 1 2009, 10:38 PM)↑
QUOTE(Skipper @ Apr 1 2009, 04:03 PM)↑
I'd scrabble her!
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post #40,882
01 April 2009, 23:31 UTC#40,882
QUOTE(Ray @ Apr 2 2009, 08:25 AM)↑
QUOTE(made @ Apr 1 2009, 05:50 PM)↑
QUOTE(Skipper @ Apr 1 2009, 10:44 PM)↑
QUOTE(Ray @ Apr 1 2009, 10:42 PM)↑
QUOTE(Skipper @ Apr 1 2009, 05:40 PM)↑
QUOTE(Ray @ Apr 1 2009, 10:38 PM)↑
QUOTE(Skipper @ Apr 1 2009, 04:03 PM)↑
I'd fuck her!
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I can has single entendre?
post #40,883
01 April 2009, 23:52 UTC#40,883
QUOTE(The Blargh @ Apr 1 2009, 06:31 PM)↑
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post #40,885
02 April 2009, 07:56 UTC#40,885
post #40,886
02 April 2009, 08:16 UTC#40,886
QUOTE(Ray @ Apr 1 2009, 03:52 PM)↑
QUOTE(The Blargh @ Apr 1 2009, 06:31 PM)↑
QUOTE(Ray @ Apr 2 2009, 08:25 AM)↑
QUOTE(made @ Apr 1 2009, 05:50 PM)↑
QUOTE(Skipper @ Apr 1 2009, 10:44 PM)↑
QUOTE(Ray @ Apr 1 2009, 10:42 PM)↑
High. FUcked up the code. Done trying. You get the point
post #40,887
02 April 2009, 12:27 UTC#40,887
QUOTE(j0nes @ Apr 2 2009, 02:56 AM)↑
That was awesome.
People need to lighten up. He was clearly joking.
post #40,888
02 April 2009, 12:28 UTC#40,888
Saw the Google Street-View camera car in Paignton. 
I cant wait to see what I was doing haha.
I cant wait to see what I was doing haha.
post #40,889
02 April 2009, 13:38 UTC#40,889
QUOTE(mK3 @ Apr 2 2009, 08:16 AM)↑
QUOTE(Ray @ Apr 1 2009, 03:52 PM)↑
QUOTE(The Blargh @ Apr 1 2009, 06:31 PM)↑
QUOTE(Ray @ Apr 2 2009, 08:25 AM)↑
QUOTE(made @ Apr 1 2009, 05:50 PM)↑
QUOTE(Skipper @ Apr 1 2009, 10:44 PM)↑
QUOTE(Ray @ Apr 1 2009, 10:42 PM)↑
QUOTE(Skipper @ Apr 1 2009, 05:40 PM)↑
QUOTE(Ray @ Apr 1 2009, 10:38 PM)↑
QUOTE(Skipper @ Apr 1 2009, 04:03 PM)↑
I'd Chris De Burg her.
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post #40,890
02 April 2009, 14:52 UTC#40,890
I'm so fucking high right now. Proper tripping balls. My mum gave me some Tylex which contains morphine. Feel like I'm ODing or something. Proper tired.