30 June 2008, 18:30 UTC#32,131
QUOTE(mono @ Jun 30 2008, 08:24 PM) [snapback]497936[/snapback]
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Jun 30 2008, 07:52 PM) [snapback]497930[/snapback]
Decided not to go for drug testing, they wanted me to refrain from bareback sex for 3 months after the trial, and condoms are for losers.
haha seriously? the fact they don't want you to attempt to produce children until the drugs are out of your system probably says something about it all
lol yeah exactly what I was thinking. Plus I wasn't allowed to go in for most of the anti-psychosis stuff cos my gran was bi-polar and my dad has traces of it. To quote the guy on the other end of the phone "They're probably afraid it'll turn you mental as well".
30 June 2008, 18:37 UTC#32,132
well, even if your kids were affected...........they could still take part in athletics with the rest.
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30 June 2008, 19:26 UTC#32,133
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Jun 30 2008, 07:52 PM) [snapback]497930[/snapback]
Decided not to go for drug testing, they wanted me to refrain from bareback sex for 3 months after the trial, and condoms are for losers.
that wouldve been a decider for me too.
30 June 2008, 19:28 UTC#32,134
Bareback blowjobs mmmmmmmm.
30 June 2008, 19:30 UTC#32,135
called micrsoft. gettin my esboose fixed
30 June 2008, 19:38 UTC#32,136
QUOTE(cIRca @ Jun 30 2008, 09:28 PM) [snapback]497943[/snapback]
Bareback blowjobs mmmmmmmm.
WITH A CONDOM ON IT IS NOT A BLOWJOB, IT IS RIDICULOUS.
30 June 2008, 19:50 UTC#32,137
has anyone ever had a girl request that they wear a condom during oral sex? also, why do they make flavored condoms?
30 June 2008, 19:52 UTC#32,138
QUOTE(mono @ Jun 30 2008, 03:50 PM) [snapback]497956[/snapback]
has anyone ever had a girl request that they wear a condom during oral sex? also, why do they make flavored condoms?
I think you just answered your own question kind of. like they request a condom (a flavored one) for it?? I dunno.
30 June 2008, 19:57 UTC#32,139
QUOTE(Sla-Vin @ Jun 30 2008, 09:52 PM) [snapback]497959[/snapback]
QUOTE(mono @ Jun 30 2008, 03:50 PM) [snapback]497956[/snapback]
has anyone ever had a girl request that they wear a condom during oral sex? also, why do they make flavored condoms?
I think you just answered your own question kind of. like they request a condom (a flavored one) for it?? I dunno.
wears a condom during oral sex, which is why I wonder why they even make them.
so yeah, I'm wondering if anyone actually has, cause this would justify their existence.
30 June 2008, 20:03 UTC#32,140
One girl back when I was 15 said I should but I was like "grow up" and talked her outta it, made her relize it was stupid.
30 June 2008, 20:12 UTC#32,141
QUOTE(imre_tse @ Jun 30 2008, 04:03 PM) [snapback]497967[/snapback]
One girl back when I was 15 said I should but I was like "grow up" and talked her outta it, made her relize it was stupid.
haha........"grow up BITCH and suck my bare dick!"
30 June 2008, 20:14 UTC#32,142
don't forget the slap.
30 June 2008, 20:16 UTC#32,143
oh yeah.....the slap.
30 June 2008, 20:20 UTC#32,144
30 June 2008, 20:33 UTC#32,145
QUOTE(imre_tse @ Jun 30 2008, 10:20 PM) [snapback]497973[/snapback]
I don't get what you're saying
You have a mushroom for a dick?
Also, my ex-girlfriend would only give me head with a condom, there was just no point
30 June 2008, 20:35 UTC#32,146
sux2b u, what was her name again?
30 June 2008, 20:39 UTC#32,147
QUOTE(juxt4 @ Jun 30 2008, 04:33 PM) [snapback]497979[/snapback]
QUOTE(imre_tse @ Jun 30 2008, 10:20 PM) [snapback]497973[/snapback]
I don't get what you're saying
You have a mushroom for a dick?
Also, my ex-girlfriend would only give me head with a condom, there was just no point
30 June 2008, 20:40 UTC#32,148
Bekah, no idea why it was spelled differently
Edit, fucking loool at the mushroom slap thing
30 June 2008, 20:44 UTC#32,149
QUOTE(imre_tse @ Jun 30 2008, 04:39 PM) [snapback]497985[/snapback]
QUOTE(juxt4 @ Jun 30 2008, 04:33 PM) [snapback]497979[/snapback]
QUOTE(imre_tse @ Jun 30 2008, 10:20 PM) [snapback]497973[/snapback]
I don't get what you're saying
You have a mushroom for a dick?
Also, my ex-girlfriend would only give me head with a condom, there was just no point
wow, I love the slang in the definitions. I.e. "jimmy" and "wang"
30 June 2008, 20:58 UTC#32,150
buy stuff
sabotageonline.com
30 June 2008, 22:46 UTC#32,151
Move in the new house tomorrow at 11am.
30 June 2008, 22:51 UTC#32,152
I'm back.
And move into the new house tomorrow at 12pm. =o.
01 July 2008, 02:45 UTC#32,153
im playing call of duty 4 online if anyone wants to play
01 July 2008, 02:54 UTC#32,154
Wow, I was listening to "Returning The Smile You Have Had From The Start" by Emery and your sig syncs with the screams at the end.
01 July 2008, 03:35 UTC#32,155
QUOTE(nickstatler @ Jun 30 2008, 11:45 PM) [snapback]498022[/snapback]
im playing call of duty 4 online if anyone wants to play
Just got done playing for like 3 hours, sorry.
Add me - SirRaymondOfPwn
01 July 2008, 03:58 UTC#32,157
added you ray.
dvdcovermuch?
01 July 2008, 06:20 UTC#32,158
“London, June 30. Students penning swear words in their English answer papers are getting rewarded, it is now revealed. It is okay if they do not go wrong with the spelling and grammar, says the examination board chief. The Telegraph reports of some cases in an English paper for the General Certificate of Secondary Education (GCSE).
In one case a pupil who wrote ‘Fuck Off’ in answer to the question “Describe the room you’re sitting in”, on a 2006 GCSE paper was given two marks out of a possible 27 for the expletive. That translates to 3.5 in percentage.
It would have gone up to 11 percent had he punctuated it with an exclamation mark, says Peter Buckroyd, chief examiner of English for the Assessment and Qualifications Alliance (AQA), an examination board.
To gain minimum marks in English, students must demonstrate “some simple sequencing of ideas” and “some words in appropriate order”. The obscenity had achieved this, according to Mr Buckroyd.
The chief examiner, who is responsible for standards in exams taken by 780,000 candidates and for training for 3,000 examiners, said: “It would be wicked to give it zero, because it does show some very basic skills we are looking for - like conveying some meaning and some spelling.
“It’s better than someone that doesn’t write anything at all. It shows more skills than somebody who leaves the page blank.”
01 July 2008, 06:25 UTC#32,159
pmsl
in other news, I hate having hayfever. feels like I have the worst cold EVAR!
also, w00t POONTANG!
01 July 2008, 09:24 UTC#32,160
QUOTE(k. @ Jul 1 2008, 08:20 AM) [snapback]498036[/snapback]
“London, June 30. Students penning swear words in their English answer papers are getting rewarded, it is now revealed. It is okay if they do not go wrong with the spelling and grammar, says the examination board chief. The Telegraph reports of some cases in an English paper for the General Certificate of Secondary Education (GCSE).
In one case a pupil who wrote ‘Fuck Off’ in answer to the question “Describe the room you’re sitting in”, on a 2006 GCSE paper was given two marks out of a possible 27 for the expletive. That translates to 3.5 in percentage.
It would have gone up to 11 percent had he punctuated it with an exclamation mark, says Peter Buckroyd, chief examiner of English for the Assessment and Qualifications Alliance (AQA), an examination board.
To gain minimum marks in English, students must demonstrate “some simple sequencing of ideas” and “some words in appropriate order”. The obscenity had achieved this, according to Mr Buckroyd.
The chief examiner, who is responsible for standards in exams taken by 780,000 candidates and for training for 3,000 examiners, said: “It would be wicked to give it zero, because it does show some very basic skills we are looking for - like conveying some meaning and some spelling.
“It’s better than someone that doesn’t write anything at all. It shows more skills than somebody who leaves the page blank.”
I got 8 marks or something for writing one paragraph in my Government and Politics AS exam.
The question was 'State two powers of the Prime Minister' and I answered x-ray vision and the ability of flight. I still got a U though and after my teacher recalled all the papers he never spoke to me again
