post #3,001
04 March 2006, 00:30 UTC#3,001
Just to clarify, I was never naked. Ever... Image file not present in the recovered backup I'm going to bed
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post #3,002
04 March 2006, 00:32 UTC#3,002
VictimX_19: Hello
cheesedog: Hi.
VictimX_19: Do you feel like chatting with a 25 year old girl?
cheesedog: Sure! Where is she?
VictimX_19: me silly
cheesedog: are you sure you want to talk to me?
VictimX_19: why not
cheesedog: kool. what did you want to talk about?
VictimX_19: anything
cheesedog: can we talk about naked people?
VictimX_19: lol if thats what you want
cheesedog: Awesome!
cheesedog: Do you like being naked?
VictimX_19: of course
cheesedog: Are you naked now?
VictimX_19: no
cheesedog: Will you get naked?
VictimX_19: if you're nice
cheesedog: I'm nice
VictimX_19: Do you have a picture?
cheesedog: I do have one somewhere.
cheesedog: But I lost it.
VictimX_19: Then tell me what you look like.
cheesedog: I'm skinny. I got brown hair. And brown eyes
cheesedog: What do you look like?
VictimX_19: How tall are you?
VictimX_19: I'm kinda short. I'm just over four feet tall.
cheesedog: I'm short too still.
cheesedog: I'm over four feet tall too.
VictimX_19: I kind of chunky but have beautiful long blonde hair and blue eyes.
cheesedog: Wow. You sound pretty.
VictimX_19: Would you like to see a picture of me?
cheesedog: Sure.
VictimX_19: Here it is. *PIC*
cheesedog: I can see your boobies!
VictimX_19: I know you can silly. lol
cheesedog: I love your picture!
VictimX_19: I'm glad you approve.
cheesedog: Do you have any more?
VictimX_19: Sorry hun. Thats all I have for you now.
cheesedog: Awww man.
VictimX_19: If you're good maybe I'll send you some more.
cheesedog: I'll be good for you!
VictimX_19: Will you suck on my tits for me?
cheesedog: Tee Hee
cheesedog: That's dirty.
VictimX_19: Well?
cheesedog: You're funny.
cheesedog: Okay I will.
VictimX_19: Well suck them Cheezy!
cheesedog: Where do you live?
VictimX_19: Are you gonna ask questions or suck my tits?
cheesedog: I jut want to know where you live.
VictimX_19: Houston, TX.
cheesedog: That's weird!
cheesedog: My dad used to live there!
VictimX_19: Oh cool what part?
cheesedog: Let me ask him. He's in the other room.
VictimX_19: You live at home?
cheesedog: Uh huh.
cheesedog: I'm asking my dad to come here so you can give him directions.
VictimX_19: Directions?
cheesedog: To your house.
cheesedog: So he can drive me there.
VictimX_19: What the hell ?
VictimX_19: Are you still there baby?
VictimX_19: what are you doing?
cheesedog: Hello?
cheesedog: Who is this?
cheesedog: What the hell do you think you're doing?
cheesedog: asking my 10 year old son to suck your tits?
VictimX_19: OMG
cheesedog: Well?
cheesedog: Do you get off molesting little boys?
cheesedog: ANSWER me.
VictimX_19: I didn't know he was 10. I'm sooo sorry.
cheesedog: You sent him a nude picture?
cheesedog: Are you fucking sick?
VictimX_19: Listen Mr. I didn't know he was 10.
VictimX_19: The Profile said he was 26!
cheesedog: This is MY account. NOT his.
cheesedog: He was supposed to be researching his social studies project in here!
VictimX_19: I'm sorry. I'll leave now.
cheesedog: No!
cheesedog: Wait a second.
cheesedog: now that I look at you...
cheesedog: This picture looks kinda nice.
cheesedog: I'll make a deal with you.
VictimX_19: huh?
cheesedog: I won't report you to the police if you have cyber sex with me.
cheesedog: Do we have a deal?
VictimX_19: Are you fucking crazy?
cheesedog: I can still let my son join in.
cheesedog: If thats what you're into.
cheesedog: He's gotta learn about sex somewhere.
VictimX_19: OH MY FUCKING GOD! YOU ARE SO FUCKING GROSS!!
cheesedog: Come on. It will be fun.
cheesedog: His name is Billy.
cheesedog: Do you still want him to suck your tits?
VictimX_19: No. go away you sick fuck
cheesedog: I'll just sit over here in this chair and take Polaroid pictures of the two of you.
cheesedog: With this blanket on my lap.
cheesedog: Mmmm. Yeah.
VictimX_19: Fuck off you sick freak.
cheesedog: Here, I'll turn out the light...
cheesedog: ..so all you can see is the glow from my cigarette.
cheesedog: and the ocassional flash from my camera.
cheesedog: Come on. Tell me how you want my son to suck your tits again.
cheesedog: Hello?
cheesedog: Are you there?
cheesedog: Why won't you answer me?
cheesedog: Hi.
VictimX_19: Do you feel like chatting with a 25 year old girl?
cheesedog: Sure! Where is she?
VictimX_19: me silly
cheesedog: are you sure you want to talk to me?
VictimX_19: why not
cheesedog: kool. what did you want to talk about?
VictimX_19: anything
cheesedog: can we talk about naked people?
VictimX_19: lol if thats what you want
cheesedog: Awesome!
cheesedog: Do you like being naked?
VictimX_19: of course
cheesedog: Are you naked now?
VictimX_19: no
cheesedog: Will you get naked?
VictimX_19: if you're nice
cheesedog: I'm nice
VictimX_19: Do you have a picture?
cheesedog: I do have one somewhere.
cheesedog: But I lost it.
VictimX_19: Then tell me what you look like.
cheesedog: I'm skinny. I got brown hair. And brown eyes
cheesedog: What do you look like?
VictimX_19: How tall are you?
VictimX_19: I'm kinda short. I'm just over four feet tall.
cheesedog: I'm short too still.
cheesedog: I'm over four feet tall too.
VictimX_19: I kind of chunky but have beautiful long blonde hair and blue eyes.
cheesedog: Wow. You sound pretty.
VictimX_19: Would you like to see a picture of me?
cheesedog: Sure.
VictimX_19: Here it is. *PIC*
cheesedog: I can see your boobies!
VictimX_19: I know you can silly. lol
cheesedog: I love your picture!
VictimX_19: I'm glad you approve.
cheesedog: Do you have any more?
VictimX_19: Sorry hun. Thats all I have for you now.
cheesedog: Awww man.
VictimX_19: If you're good maybe I'll send you some more.
cheesedog: I'll be good for you!
VictimX_19: Will you suck on my tits for me?
cheesedog: Tee Hee
cheesedog: That's dirty.
VictimX_19: Well?
cheesedog: You're funny.
cheesedog: Okay I will.
VictimX_19: Well suck them Cheezy!
cheesedog: Where do you live?
VictimX_19: Are you gonna ask questions or suck my tits?
cheesedog: I jut want to know where you live.
VictimX_19: Houston, TX.
cheesedog: That's weird!
cheesedog: My dad used to live there!
VictimX_19: Oh cool what part?
cheesedog: Let me ask him. He's in the other room.
VictimX_19: You live at home?
cheesedog: Uh huh.
cheesedog: I'm asking my dad to come here so you can give him directions.
VictimX_19: Directions?
cheesedog: To your house.
cheesedog: So he can drive me there.
VictimX_19: What the hell ?
VictimX_19: Are you still there baby?
VictimX_19: what are you doing?
cheesedog: Hello?
cheesedog: Who is this?
cheesedog: What the hell do you think you're doing?
cheesedog: asking my 10 year old son to suck your tits?
VictimX_19: OMG
cheesedog: Well?
cheesedog: Do you get off molesting little boys?
cheesedog: ANSWER me.
VictimX_19: I didn't know he was 10. I'm sooo sorry.
cheesedog: You sent him a nude picture?
cheesedog: Are you fucking sick?
VictimX_19: Listen Mr. I didn't know he was 10.
VictimX_19: The Profile said he was 26!
cheesedog: This is MY account. NOT his.
cheesedog: He was supposed to be researching his social studies project in here!
VictimX_19: I'm sorry. I'll leave now.
cheesedog: No!
cheesedog: Wait a second.
cheesedog: now that I look at you...
cheesedog: This picture looks kinda nice.
cheesedog: I'll make a deal with you.
VictimX_19: huh?
cheesedog: I won't report you to the police if you have cyber sex with me.
cheesedog: Do we have a deal?
VictimX_19: Are you fucking crazy?
cheesedog: I can still let my son join in.
cheesedog: If thats what you're into.
cheesedog: He's gotta learn about sex somewhere.
VictimX_19: OH MY FUCKING GOD! YOU ARE SO FUCKING GROSS!!
cheesedog: Come on. It will be fun.
cheesedog: His name is Billy.
cheesedog: Do you still want him to suck your tits?
VictimX_19: No. go away you sick fuck
cheesedog: I'll just sit over here in this chair and take Polaroid pictures of the two of you.
cheesedog: With this blanket on my lap.
cheesedog: Mmmm. Yeah.
VictimX_19: Fuck off you sick freak.
cheesedog: Here, I'll turn out the light...
cheesedog: ..so all you can see is the glow from my cigarette.
cheesedog: and the ocassional flash from my camera.
cheesedog: Come on. Tell me how you want my son to suck your tits again.
cheesedog: Hello?
cheesedog: Are you there?
cheesedog: Why won't you answer me?
post #3,003
04 March 2006, 00:35 UTC#3,003
+^^ true ^^+
thank fuck no offence I just find the male form far less appealing that the female form.
womp that is by far one of the funniest things I have read tonight.
the funniest was, my nipples taste like salami (I guess you had to be there)
thank fuck no offence I just find the male form far less appealing that the female form.
womp that is by far one of the funniest things I have read tonight.
the funniest was, my nipples taste like salami (I guess you had to be there)
post #3,004
04 March 2006, 01:09 UTC#3,004
ok I know im double posting but what the hell, ima have a hrd time juggling shit tomorrow night, I got my first night on a job and the first night of meeting some chick that wants to fuck my brains out!
any tips?
any tips?
post #3,005
04 March 2006, 01:23 UTC#3,005
what times are you starting work and meeting her
post #3,006
04 March 2006, 01:24 UTC#3,006
starting at work at 8 and she is coming in at 10 (I work in a club)
post #3,007
04 March 2006, 01:26 UTC#3,007
I'm fucked off my face and want a way to tell my girlfriend I love her so much, I tried ringin her but its half 1 in the morning n I think shes asleep lol I love hgf!
post #3,008
04 March 2006, 01:28 UTC#3,008
what time do you get of work?
post #3,009
04 March 2006, 01:37 UTC#3,009
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Mar 4 2006, 01:26 AM) [snapback]297099[/snapback]
I'm fucked off my face and want a way to tell my girlfriend I love her so much, I tried ringin her but its half 1 in the morning n I think shes asleep lol I love hgf!
aww leave her a nice message to find in the morning
QUOTE(Ropey @ Mar 4 2006, 01:28 AM) [snapback]297100[/snapback]
what time do you get of work?
im sposed to be finishing at 4am
post #3,010
04 March 2006, 01:37 UTC#3,010
QUOTE(Ropey @ Mar 4 2006, 02:28 AM) [snapback]297100[/snapback]
what time do you get of work?
Same time as your mum aka never, I'm always whoring myself!
post #3,011
04 March 2006, 01:42 UTC#3,011
that sucks just
I whould just tell her you have to work and do it someother time
I whould just tell her you have to work and do it someother time
post #3,012
04 March 2006, 01:46 UTC#3,012
QUOTE(Ropey @ Mar 4 2006, 02:42 AM) [snapback]297106[/snapback]
that sucks just
I whould just tell her you have to work and do it someother time
LOL u n your mum to double team, vagina triple special yes?
My name is Frito. )))
post #3,013
04 March 2006, 02:43 UTC#3,013
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ Mar 4 2006, 01:09 AM) [snapback]297091[/snapback]
and the first night of meeting some chick that wants to fuck my brains out!
any tips?
yeh don't introduce her to your girlfriend.
post #3,014
04 March 2006, 03:13 UTC#3,014
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Mar 3 2006, 11:43 PM) [snapback]297124[/snapback]
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ Mar 4 2006, 01:09 AM) [snapback]297091[/snapback]
and the first night of meeting some chick that wants to fuck my brains out!
any tips?
yeh don't introduce her to your girlfriend.
sexy Lou
post #3,015
04 March 2006, 03:16 UTC#3,015
In the club tonight, some random guy came up to me, grabbed my face, stuck his tongue down my throat, his friend licked my face, he gave me a pound and walked off.
The guy I kissed on tuesday night spent all night ignoring me, probably because I didn't screw him.
Oh and some black guy came up to me when I was outside at the start waiting for my friends and said "hey shorty aren't you going to the club", I said yes, he walked off, came back and signelled to me to get in his car...
fuck sake.
The guy I kissed on tuesday night spent all night ignoring me, probably because I didn't screw him.
Oh and some black guy came up to me when I was outside at the start waiting for my friends and said "hey shorty aren't you going to the club", I said yes, he walked off, came back and signelled to me to get in his car...
fuck sake.
post #3,016
04 March 2006, 03:29 UTC#3,016
A can of mace will solve your problems.
post #3,017
04 March 2006, 03:41 UTC#3,017
QUOTE(Wilbur @ Mar 4 2006, 03:29 AM) [snapback]297141[/snapback]
A can of mace will solve your problems.
But then I have to start taking a bag out with me...whole new problem amigo.
post #3,018
04 March 2006, 03:42 UTC#3,018
or many cans of mace
post #3,019
04 March 2006, 03:50 UTC#3,019
yeh but I have to put the cans of mace in something, aka a bag and then what am I gonna do with a bag when im dancing.
post #3,020
04 March 2006, 08:54 UTC#3,020
QUOTE(cIRca @ Mar 3 2006, 11:18 PM) [snapback]297003[/snapback]
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ Mar 3 2006, 10:54 PM) [snapback]296993[/snapback]
QUOTE(cIRca @ Mar 3 2006, 10:09 PM) [snapback]296975[/snapback]
Party at mine. Woo.
and we wern't invited because.....!
Haha, nah its a "get together" with Sam and his naked ass... nothing high profile Image file not present in the recovered backup
Haha, Marc you had to go and get the real thing for yourself, I will see more tonight.
post #3,021
04 March 2006, 08:56 UTC#3,021
rofl just rofl
post #3,022
04 March 2006, 08:56 UTC#3,022
Went out for a skate.... Managed to get fire brigade called on us... and got pulled over for almost hitting a pedestrian... and I got is all on tape .
.post #3,023
04 March 2006, 09:13 UTC#3,023
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Mar 4 2006, 03:16 AM) [snapback]297137[/snapback]
In the club tonight, some random guy came up to me, grabbed my face, stuck his tongue down my throat, his friend licked my face, he gave me a pound and walked off.
The guy I kissed on tuesday night spent all night ignoring me, probably because I didn't screw him.
Oh and some black guy came up to me when I was outside at the start waiting for my friends and said "hey shorty aren't you going to the club", I said yes, he walked off, came back and signelled to me to get in his car...
fuck sake.
gettin payed for it now.....lou tha local
post #3,024
04 March 2006, 09:15 UTC#3,024
I have just woke up and its been snowing Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #3,025
04 March 2006, 09:17 UTC#3,025
We've got some nice weather here..
[email address redacted] says:
today is so beautiful, the sun woke me up
[email address redacted] says:
today is so beautiful, the sun woke me up
post #3,026
post #3,027
04 March 2006, 10:59 UTC#3,027
QUOTE(cIRca @ Mar 4 2006, 09:17 AM) [snapback]297236[/snapback]
We've got some nice weather here..
[email address redacted] says:
today is so beautiful, the sun woke me up
ehm I think I just said the sun woke me up, you said the beautiful bit, don't try and make me look like a fag
haha
my protein came
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I got 2 more tubs downstairs
post #3,028
04 March 2006, 11:42 UTC#3,028
Bulk up, Zeus.
post #3,029
04 March 2006, 12:43 UTC#3,029
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Mar 4 2006, 03:50 AM) [snapback]297147[/snapback]
yeh but I have to put the cans of mace in something, aka a bag and then what am I gonna do with a bag when im dancing.
a stun gun in a pocket?
post #3,030
04 March 2006, 12:55 UTC#3,030
QUOTE(MattG @ Mar 4 2006, 12:43 PM) [snapback]297277[/snapback]
QUOTE(lou komodo @ Mar 4 2006, 03:50 AM) [snapback]297147[/snapback]
yeh but I have to put the cans of mace in something, aka a bag and then what am I gonna do with a bag when im dancing.
a stun gun in a pocket?
A shot gun in your bra?