06 May 2008, 10:56 UTC#29,971
QUOTE(DEX @ May 6 2008, 01:52 PM) [snapback]485214[/snapback]
QUOTE(mono @ May 6 2008, 01:50 PM) [snapback]485212[/snapback]
I find it impossible to pee if someone is standing directly next to me at the urinal, or if it's only me and one other guy in the toilets, especially if it's a small room.
This is relevant because I just went to take a piss in college but there was another guy in the room. I couldn't get the flow going so I put all my concentration into it and just farted real loud. There was an awkward silence and he left.
haha.
lol
haha
but seriously I got the same problem sometimes... It feels kinda stupid standing at a urinal with your dick out just waiting for something to happen...
06 May 2008, 11:12 UTC#29,972
QUOTE(mono @ May 6 2008, 12:50 PM) [snapback]485212[/snapback]
I find it impossible to pee if someone is standing directly next to me at the urinal, or if it's only me and one other guy in the toilets, especially if it's a small room.
This is relevant because I just went to take a piss in college but there was another guy in the room. I couldn't get the flow going so I put all my concentration into it and just farted real loud. There was an awkward silence and he left.
Fucking lol.
06 May 2008, 11:16 UTC#29,973
you doing anything today liam, I am bored, might come to leeds and bum around in the park.
06 May 2008, 11:37 UTC#29,974
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ May 6 2008, 01:16 PM) [snapback]485228[/snapback]
you doing anything today liam, I am bored, might come to leeds and bum around in the park.
Yeah, sounds good to me. WHERE/WHEN MEET?
06 May 2008, 11:48 UTC#29,975
QUOTE(Davey Rotten @ May 6 2008, 04:05 PM) [snapback]485139[/snapback]
That was fantastic.
06 May 2008, 12:10 UTC#29,976
QUOTE(Liam @ May 6 2008, 12:37 PM) [snapback]485236[/snapback]
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ May 6 2008, 01:16 PM) [snapback]485228[/snapback]
you doing anything today liam, I am bored, might come to leeds and bum around in the park.
Yeah, sounds good to me. WHERE/WHEN MEET?
dunno dude, my train isn't for about 45 mins so I will probs be in town for like 2:15 or something.
what yo ufancy doing?
06 May 2008, 12:13 UTC#29,977
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ May 6 2008, 02:10 PM) [snapback]485238[/snapback]
QUOTE(Liam @ May 6 2008, 12:37 PM) [snapback]485236[/snapback]
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ May 6 2008, 01:16 PM) [snapback]485228[/snapback]
you doing anything today liam, I am bored, might come to leeds and bum around in the park.
Yeah, sounds good to me. WHERE/WHEN MEET?
dunno dude, my train isn't for about 45 mins so I will probs be in town for like 2:15 or something.
what yo ufancy doing?
This weather's got me wanting a pint if you fancy a quick one. Whatevs, I'm easy.
06 May 2008, 12:14 UTC#29,978
that sounds heavenly but im skint, only got enough for the train to town.
06 May 2008, 12:15 UTC#29,979
QUOTE(iammarcmason @ May 6 2008, 02:14 PM) [snapback]485242[/snapback]
that sounds heavenly but im skint, only got enough for the train to town.
Nigga pls, I'll get the round in.
06 May 2008, 12:16 UTC#29,980
how about top yates's at half two?
06 May 2008, 12:18 UTC#29,981
Yeah, works fine for me. See you there x
06 May 2008, 12:19 UTC#29,982
06 May 2008, 12:31 UTC#29,983
how cute!
06 May 2008, 13:13 UTC#29,984
Cute? We're tough men, and we drink and fight and shit. Grr.
<3 u Jones
06 May 2008, 13:39 UTC#29,985
QUOTE(Liam @ May 6 2008, 03:13 PM) [snapback]485253[/snapback]
Cute? We're tough men, and we drink and fight and shit. Grr.
<3 u Jones
Son of a bitch, go meet Marc, you're late!
06 May 2008, 13:43 UTC#29,986
whhhhhy does south park take a break in the summer!
WHY?!?
EDIT: WOOP WOOP 2000 PAGES!!!!
06 May 2008, 13:47 UTC#29,987
Just took a shit and I bled.
06 May 2008, 14:54 UTC#29,988
QUOTE(mono @ May 6 2008, 06:50 AM) [snapback]485212[/snapback]
I find it impossible to pee if someone is standing directly next to me at the urinal, or if it's only me and one other guy in the toilets, especially if it's a small room.
This is relevant because I just went to take a piss in college but there was another guy in the room. I couldn't get the flow going so I put all my concentration into it and just farted real loud. There was an awkward silence and he left.
I honestly have the same problem! Only, if there's anyone else near me at all, or even in the bathroom, I can't really go. I was at a Reds baseball game last night (because I'm an American!) and I went into the Men's room. I went up to the urinals and there were like 6 other dudes at them. Naturally, I went to the one furthest away from anyone else. I got my wang out and just stared straight ahead, waiting for it to start, because I really really had to go. But, nothing ever came. I was just standing there for about 45 seconds and it became apparent nothing was going to happen. It was so obvious that I wasn't pissing, all the other dudes' streams were all loud and there was my silent self standing sullenly at the wall. I just put my dick away and flushed the urinal like I had pissed to try and save face. I really just ended up looking like a complete pervert trying to catch a look at the other guys' dicks. I even washed my hands afterwards to really sell it, but everyone could see right through me.
06 May 2008, 15:05 UTC#29,989
When I need to pee, I can always pee.
This always seemed like a really weird problem to have. Image file not present in the recovered backup
06 May 2008, 15:08 UTC#29,990
I actually find it easier when other guys watch me pee.
06 May 2008, 15:10 UTC#29,991
QUOTE(Ray @ May 6 2008, 04:54 PM) [snapback]485265[/snapback]
I honestly have the same problem! Only, if there's anyone else near me at all, or even in the bathroom, I can't really go. I was at a Reds baseball game last night (because I'm an American!) and I went into the Men's room. I went up to the urinals and there were like 6 other dudes at them. Naturally, I went to the one furthest away from anyone else. I got my wang out and just stared straight ahead, waiting for it to start, because I really really had to go. But, nothing ever came. I was just standing there for about 45 seconds and it became apparent nothing was going to happen. It was so obvious that I wasn't pissing, all the other dudes' streams were all loud and there was my silent self standing sullenly at the wall. I just put my dick away and flushed the urinal like I had pissed to try and save face. I really just ended up looking like a complete pervert trying to catch a look at the other guys' dicks. I even washed my hands afterwards to really sell it, but everyone could see right through me.
Oh man that's happened to me on a few occasions. Guys glancing at you from the corner of their eyes cause they know you're clearly not taking a leak.
06 May 2008, 15:11 UTC#29,992
Yeah, and suddenly I'M the pervert for following their son into the bathroom in the first place.
06 May 2008, 15:53 UTC#29,993
I get the same thing, until ive had a few then I can (and will) whip it out infront of anyone, anywhere and do anything.
06 May 2008, 15:57 UTC#29,994
QUOTE(Ray @ May 6 2008, 04:54 PM) [snapback]485265[/snapback]
I honestly have the same problem! Only, if there's anyone else near me at all, or even in the bathroom, I can't really go. I was at a Reds baseball game last night (because I'm an American!) and I went into the Men's room. I went up to the urinals and there were like 6 other dudes at them. Naturally, I went to the one furthest away from anyone else. I got my wang out and just stared straight ahead, waiting for it to start, because I really really had to go. But, nothing ever came. I was just standing there for about 45 seconds and it became apparent nothing was going to happen. It was so obvious that I wasn't pissing, all the other dudes' streams were all loud and there was my silent self standing sullenly at the wall. I just put my dick away and flushed the urinal like I had pissed to try and save face. I really just ended up looking like a complete pervert trying to catch a look at the other guys' dicks. I even washed my hands afterwards to really sell it, but everyone could see right through me.
Christ, I'm exactly the same. If I can't piss I still act like I have, but it's so fucking obvious that I've got performance anxiety.
Seriously, whenever I enter a men's room I offer a silent thanks if there's no one there. It makes the whole process so much more relaxing.
06 May 2008, 15:59 UTC#29,995
lol how random.. I thought this was only on TV that shit like that actually happened..
im sorry for you guys.. maybe there will be a cure one day.. we can only pray! I mean.. fuck trying to cure aids.. this is more serious.. no joke.. id hate it!
06 May 2008, 16:19 UTC#29,996
There is nothing wrong with you all being ashamed of your small penises.
06 May 2008, 16:21 UTC#29,997
Thats the thing, I dunno why I can't pee in those situations. I ain't ashamed of my penis, you nigger!
06 May 2008, 16:41 UTC#29,998
Prove it.
06 May 2008, 16:49 UTC#29,999
yes prove Circa is black
cos I think hes Asian!
06 May 2008, 16:59 UTC#30,000
