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How to pull a bird?

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post #32
09 November 2005, 22:25 UTC#32
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Nov 9 2005, 11:22 PM)
QUOTE(Chelsea @ Nov 9 2005, 10:20 PM)
hellz yer I know I have to glue my hands to the table
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that usually comes after the masterbation but then again your a girl
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bwahahaha
post #33
09 November 2005, 22:28 UTC#33
Wanna put it on immageshack and give me the links? biggrin.gif
post #34
09 November 2005, 22:30 UTC#34
Right click the images > properties > copy the links biggrin.gif
post #35
09 November 2005, 22:32 UTC#35
I never knew you could do it that way
post #36
09 November 2005, 22:33 UTC#36
Then we all learned something biggrin.gif
post #37
09 November 2005, 22:34 UTC#37
Not that I'm sum kinda pulling machine coz most of tha time I offer to by a girl a drink and they say fuck off ugly or summit hurtful along those lines. So it usually happens by getting to know a girl gradually and becoming friends with her but that just ends up with the usual friends cant fuck shit I get from them routine.
post #38
09 November 2005, 22:38 UTC#38
im normally a bitch I get them to buy me drinks then run off but thats only cause they end up being creepy and start stalking me thats cause I get to pissed and be a div and give them my number, then they phone me I always ignore it but they still call you'd think they would get the picture, but no there stalkers.
post #39
09 November 2005, 22:40 UTC#39
Its weird hearing things from a girls point of view.

Thank you biggrin.gif
post #40
09 November 2005, 22:43 UTC#40
shhh im not a girl im a man for tonight so treat me like one of your own
post #41
09 November 2005, 22:44 UTC#41
Lets go and shave our pubic hair biggrin.gif
post #42
09 November 2005, 22:45 UTC#42
wooo yay lets I will get the lube blink.gif I mean razor and meet you in 5 minutes
post #43
09 November 2005, 22:47 UTC#43
It's a date.



post #44
09 November 2005, 22:50 UTC#44
Pulling is for pussies. Date rape is where it's at cool.gif
post #45
10 November 2005, 01:20 UTC#45
QUOTE([TNowhere] Kane @ Nov 9 2005, 06:50 PM)
Pulling is for pussies. Date rape is where it's at  cool.gif
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Thats how I roll...

Just kidding. I just hit them around a bit...

Okay, just kidding again, it's all date rape.....

And now I get serious. I don't pull in the chicks, they just want my nuts, and then, I get to scared to do anything about it most of the time... Haha.

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post #46
10 November 2005, 01:22 UTC#46
Im no good at this stuff. I dont try. I dont ask for numbers. I dont flirt. I dont do anything. I just be myself, and randomly I find out certain girls like me. We end up hooking up or having sex. Then they want a relationship and I decline, which makes them want a relationship even more, and sometimes I give in, sometimes I dont.

The power of not trying and doing nothing sometimes works, and sometimes doesn't. I guess it depends on who you are and who you know. The point is, if you truly dont try and dont give a fuck, then you wont care all that much during the times you are single.

Ive been in a relationship for the past 3 years now though. The girls whove wanted to hook up during that time...well...because they like me I use that to my advantage to manipulate them into doing shit on camera. My girlfriend doesnt mind that I get girls naked and stuff so it works out pretty well.
post #47
10 November 2005, 01:47 UTC#47
Truthfully. I dont know what chicks see in me, but they see something. I guess its that I 'talk' to em. I dunno. But I just lock eyes with em, and say, baby im gonna **** you in your ****** ************ *******, till you cant stand straight. Then they kiss me and say that they want my MSN, or AIM.....*cries*