How to pull a bird?

So how do you guys pull a chick? I must admit I am not the best at it, couple of times I've seen a bunch of chicks sitting round a table, and it's one of their birthdays. So I buy thyem a drink, then they usually come sit with me and my mates, and other things happen. But most of the time I chicken out, so how do you guys pull birds? The chicks I usually pull are always tourists going back to the UK in a week Image file not present in the recovered backup

And I don't see chicks with birthdays everyday either, haha.

I get them really drunk, until they can't say no. Or yes. Or anything, in fact.

Yeah, I know that trick already, problem is I don't like chicks puking over my manhood.

That's why God invented doggystle. And knuckle-dusters.

<3 God.

I punch them in the face ! really turns some chicks on.... yeah... naah j/k(no shit)

If I try to pick someone up at a bar I just try to keep the drinks coming... a bottle of champagne for the table is never wrong... but its expensive... Dancing is an other one.. but I hate to dance... I dont know man... its a tough sport...

benCKas tactic is to put his hand on a random girls ass... seems to work ok... lol



favourite pickup line:

Tuutsä meille syömää kylmiä ranskalaisia alasti ? = Wanna come back to my place and eat cold fries in the nudes !?

Get drunk. You'll think you're more confident.

That.. Is an Amazing Pick up Line...

Thanks Shock ! try it out !

I don't pull chicks. I just make friends and stumble into relationships. If I had to go out and meet strange chicks at pubs n shit, I'd just be a monk or something. Chicks are stupid and not worth that much effort.

Let them come to me, goddamnit.

hahaha that pick up line is great, I wanna meet you lot know god if I get chatted up they don't bother offering you a drink I just tell them to buy me one, which normaly ends up to be about 6 which is all good.
oh and boys trying to do all sexy dancing with ya is a big turn off, I just find them really creepy.

so to your question get the girl plastered and take advatage of her

just hit her over the head with sumthing, (frying pan works best) then give it to her doggy style n if she starts to wake up yell RODIO n than hit her again.
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A serious answer: It's just confidence. even if you don't have it make sure you act like you do. not overly so though because then you look like a bit of an ass, get talking to her and don't be all shy be urself then if she aint interested leave it.

A bit of rump shaking always helps too

do to the fact that fms dosn't mack birds you should probably listen to me

first off put on some really tight ass pants half you size so your ass hangs out and they can see the top of your shaft (they love that shit)

then waddle up to some random chick and stick you hand down there shirt and say "im a doctor and I am worried that your a vampire, let me check to see if you have a heartbeat" after you see they do they will be so relieved they arn't a vampire they will be lured into a false sense of security

then tell her to buy you a drink cause being so sexy makes you thirsty, she will of course seeing as you jsut saved her life, then after you get drunk start telling her you want to make really really short and akward love to her in the back of her boyfriends car

after that you just grap a spare dorritos bag put it over your wang and fuck her wild

remember chicks love it when you cum in there hair (makes is shiney it's better than conditioner)

hahaha I prefer that way of bein pulled

(see gman works everytime, now watch me work my magic)

whats up baby, your tits may be small but my penis is way smaller, wanna go to your boyfriends car so I can knock you out with a hammer and beat off over your body?

ah nah sorry I was talking about shawns way but im pretty shure I just saw a whore down the road who might like that.

(gman this is when they try to play hard to get, an easy fix, whatch the master)

fuck you bitch, are you stuck up or somthing

you can live withough this shit you hear me, now you either give me your number or im gonna punch you in the ovieries

good way of getting my number ok its 555-fuk u-734

(okay gman this is an extreme case, now im gonna have to use my a game on her to get her "real" number, just watch)

fuck you you fucking bitch

(now watch the magic happen)

oh yep definatly getting closer, I bet you get loads of girls this way don't ya

duh

just look at my sig

yeah thats me the one with the fro, I makes womens panties more wetter than a nigga wearing fo sweaters

noice

I like your sig Chelsea..

I know thanks that cause you made it

I like the colours of the eye

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I know

I touch myself to it

you don't have to admit it but it's impossible for anyone not to touch them selvs to it

hellz yer I know I have to glue my hands to the table

that usually comes after the masterbation but then again your a girl