Your Secret to Sex

hmmm I think just about everyone misunderstood my post. Zoloft is a major anti-depressant in the US. It has some sexual side effects, and while most people see them as negative, they improved my situation. I didnt start taking them for this reason...this was all random.

How to get the girls:
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Well if you want sex I know many ways but I dunno if anyone's interested and some give problems after you've sex with them (they expect you to start a relationship with them).
I've had this, turned them down a few times but still fuck them and finally they'll just be ok with a sexrelationship.

Fucking with your ex girlfriend.
Build up a friendship and tell them how you feel and that you miss some things like the sex. Make them say: "Its ok if we have sex once in a while right?"

The club tip.
Well Im not a man who has a car and shit so I dont usually take girls back home. But the trick is to just ride up a girl, kiss with her be original in things you tell her, you don't want a girl to find out you're one of those standard players. Try to sound like your a real sweet and nice guy. Ask them if they want to go somewhere else (other club or something) if they say no cause they are with a girlfriend then screw it she probably dont want to fuck.. if she goes with you she's yours.

Man fuck it there's so much to tell but if you're real desperate and don't know anything then you won't make a chance anyways.

Oh if you want to fuck for a long time let her first give you a blowjob and then later on fuck her.. you'll be able to last longer.. or do what webby says, think about shit, grandma's or whatever.. it helps. haha.

I dont like having a GF, where I can only bang her. Instead I cruze the party scene and look for chicks. Not drunk chicks, but just chicks that would even associate with me, because their at the parties that I go to. And, then after I bang em, I dont act like 'stupid'. Now what I mean by that is, to act all 'nooby' aboot it. Just act cool, and if I see em again, I treat em like we never did it, chicks dig it when you dont give weirdness. ANd thats my secrets. Not much of a secret. peace.

I tell the girls to rub my pubes and before long there rubbing my dick if you know what I mean.

I beat off

Not to mention not being depressed

Holy Crap! Same thing happend to me. Hurt like a bitch... but we kept going at it... but nothing worked.. so we gave up hahaha

we laugh about it tho... at least im healed now

And I totally agree. You'll get it so much more from even more chicks cause they love when guys don't spread rumors. You don't tell anyone... they'll tell their friends.. and you'll get it from them.. and their friends.. maybe at the same time if you're lucky

but what if you finished up in like 20 seconds then they would tell there friends, and then there friends would tell there friends

long story short your mom finds out she raised a premature ejaculater

If you're doing her doggy style when you're about to cum take your dick out and spit on her back so she thinks youve spunked and turns around then you blow your load all over her face.

dude, that is actually kind of ingeniouse

My secret is to give the girls an Alaskan Pipeliner. See, I poop into a sandwich baggy and then freeze it over-night. Then, when the time cums for me to do the deed, I shove the frozen piece of shit into her stink hole. It works magic every time and she doesn't even notice it's not my cock!

if she doesn't notice a frozen peice of shit in her ass... there's something wrong with your lady

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Haha! That may be so, but it makes for a funny story to tell around a campfire.

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why pull a detroit?

why not just fuck her in the ass? it makes more sense on this end

ive never had sex. I should become religious so I have an excuse.

Booze, coke and my charm.

Your Cool Like Fonzi...

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And yeh, a variation of wht kuffi said about letting her suck u first is to knock one out before she comes around, but thts really only if its a gf and u know she is comign and u know u r ganna get some, I dont recommend jacking one off in a bar when your trying to pick soemone up.

I'll convert you

my secret is...to be a virgin untill you die...