Your Secret to Sex

I've been wanting to make this thread for the past week...but Ive been iffy about it...oh well here it goes...

I experienced something recently and I wanted to share it all with you, but instead of making a self-centered thread...I wanted to involve everyone on the forums.

What is your secret to a good sex life? Is there anything specific you do? How do you keep the girls coming back for more?

Alright, I go first. My "secret" relies on the sexual side effects of a prescription drug.

Medications can have all kinds of different side effects, especially sexual side effects. I got lucky. A month ago my parents thought I was depressed and had Zoloft prescribed to me.

I was only on it for a week when I noticed that it took me much longer to ejaculate. I wouldnt say that it became difficult to finish, it just wasnt like easy. I mean I could last as long as I wanted. It was awesome.

This part could get long...so I'm gonna paraphrase. Basically, most girls dont get off from a 5 minute fuck session. Whether a girl gets off or not doesnt really matter to most guys unless its a girlfriend, in which case unfufilling sex leads to less sex.

So there it is. An anti-depressant increased my duration to infinity, and now the only reason I take Zoloft is becuse its sexual side effects improved my sex life haha. Sad but true.

Your turn!

I dont use drugs, if I feel im loosing control I pull out...take 5 mins break watch some tv, play some pool u know

Personally, quicker means better for me. I don't really want a girlfriend at the moment, so I wouldn't want to take zoloft.

Anyway, when I get the opportunity, is usually when I am wasted. So I don't think either of us care.

haha I always tell myself Im gonna do that...but I end up pulling out to late. haha.

I got shaving advise from tommy lee(the guy who made a porn movie with pamala anderson)
shave you arms
cut down you pubes (makes it look bigger)
and whatever you do don't don't shave your legs
but I just get naked and it works

Tip #1. Get really good at giving oral, so that the girl will let you do what ever you want.

Mwa hahaa.

Tip #2. Have a giant penis like me.

Im not too sure about drugs that affect how your penis works.. I mean be careful with those pills, soon you won't be able to get anything out anymore

when you know your about to cum,you know its like 20secs away... think your fucking an old lady. gives you about 10 more mins if you keep at it. but keep looking at your girl or you'll just go limp...so have a good balence.


this is NOT a tip but it happend for me.

when fucking when shes on top. she was bouncing away and she got too carried away bouncing higher and faster and my cock came out but before anything could be done she came down on it bending it in half and it hurt so much that when I carryed on it was totally numb. so couldnt feel anything BUT couldnt cum no matter what. so after an hour we gave up and played silent hill 3. worst sex iv ever had. plus it was with a friend...so I used to see her offten...we didnt really talk about it apart when she tryed to blame me.

Well I'm not exactly a pussy magnet. But I fucked 2 chicks on holiday, and I didn't need no fucking happy pills, it was just good alcohol consumption that drew these chicks to me. Anyway it lasted between 5-10 mins each, which was not bad considering I'm a sexually frustrated walking wanking machine.

my friends dad once told me his secret to gret sex was to tease them with the bell eng and then just shove it back in. I just thought it was funny that he was telling it to me and his son making me think of my mates mum naked.....HOT

my ex girlfriend was on that. and I knew about the side effects. so basically it ruined everything.

I need to get me a girl and some zoloft

I just have her suck it get it hard shove it in there and ram the fuck out of it.... I knwo a girl who got fucked for 2 hours and it was terrible because it took the dude forever to cum and she said he kpet losign his erection I dont know but I always go by this motto:

Pull.Ram.Jizz.

pull her hair and ram the pussy then jizz all over the place


Works for me...and if you dont like your pussy rammed THEN TO DAMN BAD!

get a huge penis, never fails.

lol.....damn dude that sucks

Not that many girls around here lik oral and personally I dont like doing it I mean cum is cum dude and for no reason do I wanna be eatin that shit. so fuck that eatting pussy aint my thing.

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Scream her mums name just as you're about to cum. Works every time.

I have the ability to cum and stay hard. I usta be on alot of pills so I think one of them gave me this abillity.

a sunset strip.

just before u jizz all over a girls face push your guch, u get so much more makes u feel reaal manly

could you plese stop abriveiating the words .

haha steven is a model citizen

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Im a virgin.. so I wouldnt know... but... a wise man once said.. sex is a race... the quicker I go.. the better... tryin to beat my old fastest time...

You know the area in between the balls and the ass hole.

eating pussy fucking rules.

I just usually make her cum from foreplay beforehand. The when doing it make her cum again at least once before I do.

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u mean gooch

dave girls must expload from your ET fingers