post #31
27 August 2005, 13:33 UTC#31
I have a couple storys of sexual encounters I fucked up. I can think of 4. I just say whatever im thinking.
Edit: made is the genious behind my sig
Edit: made is the genious behind my sig
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post #32
27 August 2005, 13:43 UTC#32
Im the one behind mine Image file not present in the recovered backup
I like yours alot <3
I like yours alot <3
post #33
27 August 2005, 14:25 UTC#33
QUOTE
ThePopularKid Today, 04:41 AM Post #16
Uh excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroforme?
Uh excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroforme?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
post #34
27 August 2005, 14:36 UTC#34
"This cock needs warming up"
Yeah, I made it up. Time to test it
Yeah, I made it up. Time to test it
post #35
27 August 2005, 16:29 UTC#35
"If you want me to skip the whole cheesy pick up line and fuck instead, im ok with that"
post #36
29 August 2005, 22:06 UTC#36
"hey im not shure if im gay or not, wanna help me out and let me fuck you, just to make shure"
post #37
29 August 2005, 22:10 UTC#37
is that a mirror in your knickers because I can see myself inside them
never try'd it but I will soon
never try'd it but I will soon
post #38
29 August 2005, 22:13 UTC#38
Your hot im hot. lets date.
Did it hurt, "did what hurt" The fall from heaven.
Edit.
You: Hi
Her: Hi
You: Nice party
Her: Yeah its ok
You: You no what
Her: What?
You: I lied
Her: Huh?
You: This party sucks, I realy only come over here to ask you if a nice girl like you would want to leave with a guy like me? "Puts hand on back of head, grins"
Her: *please try this and give me feedback on what girls say to you.*
Did it hurt, "did what hurt" The fall from heaven.
Edit.
You: Hi
Her: Hi
You: Nice party
Her: Yeah its ok
You: You no what
Her: What?
You: I lied
Her: Huh?
You: This party sucks, I realy only come over here to ask you if a nice girl like you would want to leave with a guy like me? "Puts hand on back of head, grins"
Her: *please try this and give me feedback on what girls say to you.*
post #39
29 August 2005, 22:15 UTC#39
you must be tyard because you have been running thought my mind all day
post #40
29 August 2005, 22:16 UTC#40
I hear you have a fat cock, I to have a fat cock
maybe we should rub our fat cocks together some time
two fat cocks, some oil
two fat cocks
maybe we should rub our fat cocks together some time
two fat cocks, some oil
two fat cocks
post #41
29 August 2005, 22:30 UTC#41
I lost my number can I have yours.
post #42
30 August 2005, 00:24 UTC#42
OH MY GOD I WANT TO SLIP IT INSIDE YOU!
post #43
30 August 2005, 00:26 UTC#43
this one is more on the funny side when you see the reaction
shut up and kiss me
shut up and kiss me
post #44
30 August 2005, 01:08 UTC#44
I have this faceoff task where I need to get a girl to flash the camera, will you help me out please
works everytime, most of the time we don't even have a face off
works everytime, most of the time we don't even have a face off
post #45
30 August 2005, 01:13 UTC#45
Just touch it.
post #46
30 August 2005, 01:29 UTC#46
You: Hey do you know what time it is?
Her: yeah its 11:00
You: Ok.. well I have to be somewhere by like 11:30 can you bring my heart back before then?
Hi my names chance... do I have one?
Im a virgin...
and the video camera always works.. and if your stateside... try an accent.. stupid american girls will belive anythign they are told...
Her: yeah its 11:00
You: Ok.. well I have to be somewhere by like 11:30 can you bring my heart back before then?
Hi my names chance... do I have one?
Im a virgin...
and the video camera always works.. and if your stateside... try an accent.. stupid american girls will belive anythign they are told...
post #47
30 August 2005, 01:40 UTC#47
QUOTE(The Shocker @ Aug 30 2005, 01:29 AM)
You: Hey do you know what time it is?
Her: yeah its 11:00
You: Ok.. well I have to be somewhere by like 11:30 can you bring my heart back before then?
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Her: yeah its 11:00
You: Ok.. well I have to be somewhere by like 11:30 can you bring my heart back before then?
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thats almost stupid enough to work
post #48
30 August 2005, 01:41 UTC#48
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Aug 30 2005, 01:40 AM)
QUOTE(The Shocker @ Aug 30 2005, 01:29 AM)
You: Hey do you know what time it is?
Her: yeah its 11:00
You: Ok.. well I have to be somewhere by like 11:30 can you bring my heart back before then?
[right][snapback]162327[/snapback][/right]
Her: yeah its 11:00
You: Ok.. well I have to be somewhere by like 11:30 can you bring my heart back before then?
[right][snapback]162327[/snapback][/right]
thats almost stupid enough to work
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Oh it does my friend.. it does...
post #49
30 August 2005, 01:41 UTC#49
QUOTE(The Shocker @ Aug 30 2005, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Aug 30 2005, 01:40 AM)
QUOTE(The Shocker @ Aug 30 2005, 01:29 AM)
You: Hey do you know what time it is?
Her: yeah its 11:00
You: Ok.. well I have to be somewhere by like 11:30 can you bring my heart back before then?
[right][snapback]162327[/snapback][/right]
Her: yeah its 11:00
You: Ok.. well I have to be somewhere by like 11:30 can you bring my heart back before then?
[right][snapback]162327[/snapback][/right]
thats almost stupid enough to work
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Oh it does my friend.. it does...
[right][snapback]162329[/snapback][/right]
poon tang train here I come
post #50
30 August 2005, 02:20 UTC#50
QUOTE(Hollymood Entertainment @ Aug 27 2005, 12:20 AM)
in the last script I wrote this drunk guy approaches a woman at the bar and says, "I don't if I drank too much or if you're just the finest bitch up in this mother fucker."
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I butchered the line with a simple typo.
EDIT:
"I don't know if I drank too much or if you're just the finest bitch up in this mother fucker."
Say that to a girl at a party.
post #51
30 August 2005, 02:28 UTC#51
You know, if you consent to it then it's not rape.