26 August 2005, 23:32 UTC#1
Two of the coolest I've seen:
-Nice Shoes, Wanna fuck?
-I wish my name was (insert chicks name here). Cause then I'd be able to see (same name here) naked.
Worst:
- My phone is dying, will you give it mouth to mouth?
26 August 2005, 23:33 UTC#2
you know what would look good on you .............me!
26 August 2005, 23:35 UTC#3
You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.
26 August 2005, 23:36 UTC#4
Would you like carry my books for me?.
I can make you feel like I've never had sex before..
If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine..
Hey, are you one of those chicks who fucks guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for..
26 August 2005, 23:36 UTC#5
here are some shitty ones tested by the ding himself:
wanna go to my place and fuck and eat some pizza?
no!
what ? dont you like pizza?
and the classic:
hey ! wanna fuck?
26 August 2005, 23:36 UTC#6
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26 August 2005, 23:38 UTC#7
Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?.
You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it..
If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down..
If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public..
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree..
26 August 2005, 23:40 UTC#8
You say "like" alot. lol
26 August 2005, 23:41 UTC#9
I may not be fred flintsone but I can make your bed rock.....
warning does not actuallly work...
26 August 2005, 23:42 UTC#10
some more ive tested myself:
the f.b.I is looking for my cock ,will you help me hide it?
hello do you wanna fuck for the rainforest ? its for the rainforest not for me
is that chair too soft for you?
ive got something harder you can sit on!!!
26 August 2005, 23:47 UTC#11
"Hi, me and my friends make movies. We're kind of a big deal..."
That ususally does it. if they need more prusuading, I'll throw in.
"yeah, you could totally be in one!"
hahahhahaahhaahhaha
dumb hoes.
26 August 2005, 23:50 UTC#12
the one were duran says:" have you heard of boredom-induced.com?
were cool ,I swear!"
26 August 2005, 23:53 UTC#13
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Aug 26 2005, 07:47 PM)
"Hi, me and my friends make movies. We're kind of a big deal..."
That ususally does it. if they need more prusuading, I'll throw in.
"yeah, you could totally be in one!"
hahahhahaahhaahhaha
dumb hoes.
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27 August 2005, 00:05 UTC#14
Do you know what I like best in a girl?....Me.
27 August 2005, 01:01 UTC#15
"I need to finda new vagina"
27 August 2005, 04:41 UTC#16
I may not be the hottest guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
Uh excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroforme?
27 August 2005, 04:45 UTC#17
QUOTE(ThePopularKid @ Aug 27 2005, 12:41 AM)
Uh excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroforme?
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I just lol'd. Loudly. XD Thats not a pick up line thats a knock out line XD
27 August 2005, 05:01 UTC#18
Mind if I stand here until it's safe where I farted
(leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this??
I'd walk a million miles over broken glass just to meet the guy that f*cked you last.
27 August 2005, 08:14 UTC#19
Whats that behind you?!?!
*Rapes*
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27 August 2005, 08:20 UTC#20
in the last script I wrote this drunk guy approaches a woman at the bar and says, "I don't if I drank too much or if you're just the finest bitch up in this mother fucker."
27 August 2005, 08:22 UTC#21
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27 August 2005, 12:14 UTC#22
I go for the ... make eye contact then go for a pull lol no words no fuss... I generaly cant talk by this point anyways... worked last night
27 August 2005, 13:12 UTC#23
I was datin this one chick right she was preppy n shit but hot as fuck.
I said to her "you want to go out for pizza and a blowjob?"
but she said "id love too"
my stupid ass goes "no your not suppose to say that its a joke." Image file not present in the recovered backup
she gave me this WTF look
lmao I was so intent on tellin the joke
man did I fuck that up she broke up with me 3 days later.
27 August 2005, 13:13 UTC#24
QUOTE(Duran @ Aug 27 2005, 01:12 PM)
I was datin this one chick right she was preppy n shit but hot as fuck.
I said to her "you want to go out for pizza and a blowjob?"
but she said "id love too"
my stupid ass goes "no your not suppose to say that its a joke." Image file not present in the recovered backup
lmao I was so intent on tellin the joke
man did I fuck that up she broke up with me 3 days later. Image file not present in the recovered backup
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bwahahahaha u asshole
27 August 2005, 13:16 UTC#25
Did you at least get pizza?
27 August 2005, 13:17 UTC#26
even better I was at my freinds party and my mom calls.
she said duran leanne called she says she really likes you as a feind, and blah blah blah I luaghed my ass off.
she had my mom tell me she was breakin up with me
Edit: no pizza.
27 August 2005, 13:18 UTC#27
Your mum broke up with you?
27 August 2005, 13:19 UTC#28
lol no my gf called my mom and had my mom tell me it was over
27 August 2005, 13:19 UTC#29
QUOTE(lifeofboredom @ Aug 27 2005, 01:18 PM)
Your mum broke up with you?
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Omg , you fucked your mom
Image file not present in the recovered backup27 August 2005, 13:31 UTC#30
Durans sig reminds me of mine... <3
