Crazy Bitch Stories...

Why?




I thought it was your girl friend.

I have no idea what cut downs are but they must be so important if you 'certainly hope' people living in england have better ones than me....please stop your owning, I cant take no more....... Image file not present in the recovered backup

Cut downs = burns, insults, disses, etc.

Thank you Wilbur...for educating.. the uneducated.. yet better than everyone Evil-Webby

im not update with my US slang as I dont live in the US nore do I learn it in UK schools so I geuss I am uneducated in what some US slag words mean.....oh good heavens.....and yes I geuss they do as louzy hero cut you down pretty good in this thread also..so why hope when you know 1st hand haha

one time, I was dressed to kill, so I went out, ready to pimp some bitches,
and I went to holla back at a bitch n she was all "no, I only like vagina". And then I went home, and let my inner black man out of his cage

CORNY = STON3D.

I have alot of dudes that I am nice to but then want to be best friends that gets annoying especialy when they say they have the perfect stunt

and I know girls I am nice to that then wanna be my boyfriend and get all pissed when I tell them no

even though im not good looking at all it really is odd

corny = 700 posts,

making cake ta celebrate the occasion and signing off for the night,
the reefer aint gittin no fresher I said

I think your sexy Al

You typed that wrong, It should say. You get pissed when they so no. but it isnt odd because your not good looking.

Glad I could help. Us girls no what men are hot and thoes who are not "fms, shocka, mono" etc.

man I should put on eyeshadow and dye my hair then I would be as cool as you and get all the bitches

Hell Yeah, You seen my girl "Pay Per View"

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and on that note, I sleep.

One time I picked this chick up for a party, she was seriously fucked in the head, she was like screaming and yelling at noone in her house. Then when we went to my car she started like shaking and making these weird noises. She was moving her head back and forth and grunting, then all of a sudden she snappes out and goes, this partys gonna be meeeeaaaan.

It was really weird.

hawt picture mike, if she didn't look 13, I wouldn't be so interested.

I'm totally fucking lost in my own thread...goddamit

LOL.

There's plenty of pre-teens out there for guys like us Adem... Image file not present in the recovered backup

dude shockley is the pre-teen pimp...this mother fucker always goes for girls that are atleast 3 years younger than him...he's 18 and we have a 3 year cushion before its considered statitory rape...he loves pushing it

Bwahahahahaha.

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I think I know that girl/beast... lol

*giggle* its my bitch, I beat her on a frequent basis

Actually education in usa isnt something you brag about, your universities are same level as our colleges and thats a fact (there is a study about it, but I cant be botehred to find it).


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Dude, hot, but still just a another pic of you Image file not present in the recovered backup

LouZy got a boob job in the end?

HAHA, vode my dear friend, you know what I look like babe.
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Haha, funny. It fucking hurt like hell thanks a bunch for recomending them tho man they did a realy good job, how are yours.

M0N0ZAP33DO3

im bad on stories... atleast at writing them in a foreign language on a msgboard...

here's my story...

This crazy chick bit me in the face... it hurt like hell...

-the end-

I sold my brass knuckles and butterfly knife to a girl I know,shes fucking insane

amen.

*pant* *pant*