Crazy Bitch Stories...

I met a girl on myspace.com last night...All was kewl, the girl is hot as fuck and only lives like 2 hours away...I began pondering a possible roadtrip...Then the shit got fucking crazy...she said she wanted to call me, so I was like why not and gave her my number. The bitch called me this morning and woke me up...a big no no...and she's fucking called me like 10 times since...hell im talking to her right now...I think I might go to her house next week...fuck her...and then break her cell phone after I punch her in the face...

Anyone have any stories like this...Just wondering.

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I had this blonde ogre stalking me and shit but she stopped when I got a girlfriend (no longer going out) and hasn't pestered me since

Film it.

this is her...she doesn't look bad...but goddamn is she isn't annoying as fuck.

Yeah man, film it.

because I love you I'll do it...both the dirty sex and the domestic abuse?

Yesh please. <3

HAHAHAAHA...im so getting nude pics of this bitch...

knock one of her teeth out and send it to me... ill return the favor by sending you one of joes!

hahaha...fuck it, why not.

Yay nekkid pics. Post em here!

*cough*

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Oops.

I had planned on it...

this one time we were chillen after we got done eating taco bell. and we set the bag and shit on fire in the parkinglot and this phsyco slut comes running out of the place talking about your setting my car on fire and your gonna regret it. were like fuck you. then they all come out her girlfreind and some dude. and the chicks are bitching. and she was like is this your beer did u put this on my fucking car you piece of shit. and the dude was like its mine and we laughed called her stupid, then this one kid I know called the cops and reported her for drunk driving.

Just say my town is full of psychos. Zarcone (CKYFREAK) can vouche for me on that.

My sister is one. She WILL be in a mental home one day.
Another lives right down the road, she attacked my brother when he was younger, we sued because she broke tissues in his neck, but she won because "I've had so much stress, the cops killed my husband"
Another one lives down the road, the cops are at her house at least once a week.

This didnt happen to me but a guy we will call lustin Jeslie.....anyway....he meets this chick....fuckes her the next day.....doesnt talk to her.....she shows up at my house like a week later looking for him....she got my number and wouldnt quit calling......she was pyscho.....but lustin jeslie tore her up so its ok....

I don't know who Justin Leslie is so you didn't have to change the name

couple years ago 2 of my stupid friends picked up some visiting cheerleaders during 1 of my games after we had a party type thing at another friends house cause his parents where in there honey moon. well one kid talked to this girl for like 5 hours they all said she was wicked hot..so we drove to there town we saw her and she asked me if I thought she was hott I said no your actoully pretty ugly and we left and she was pissed and shit...sooo a week latter im coming into the locker room after football practice only to see her and like 5 of her fat ugly friends waiting for me they took the bus down...I took my time changed left cause I walk home and this fat girl starts running at me and yells " who are you to tell my friend she is ugly your not know super model either" I jsut said well yeah duh and walked home...I thought it was hilarious that they bothered to come down here and yell at me anyways story is not over during baseball season we played this team in there town and the girl like bought one of my friends a bunch of presents and shit and he doesnt even know her or like her he yelled at her and threw them out the window at her(they were o town cd and a sex book) ....and now the girl trys to talk to my girl friend and trys to hang out with her but my girl friend tells her not too...the end

HAHAHAHA...I don't know why that is so funny...but goddamit it is...

lol.....remember janna justin?.....

fucking right I do...she works at McDonalds now...everytime I go through the drive through and she's there she walks away and makes someone else give me my food...I just sit back and power giggle.

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so im easily ammused...leave me alone.

Dude, if I was a mod, I would ban you. Havent you yet realized posting naked pictures of louzy hero is not approved.

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I have a stalker, so last week I went round her house for first time fucked her twice and now im ignoring her cos shes annoying. SO yeh go fuck her, its the way forward.

Wait Louzy is a chick? I always thought she was a dude (never looked into it)

Didnt know that was louzy

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Fucking right...a man of wisdom. I've done the same thing...I fucked a girl last summer and haven't talked to her since that day...She called and called my house and I never picked up...once my mom answered one of her calls and handed me the phone...I just hung it up w/out saying a word...