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I have the saddest wet dreams

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post #31
12 August 2005, 23:59 UTC#31
QUOTE(Nuggeto @ Aug 12 2005, 11:52 PM)
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Aug 12 2005, 05:48 PM)
yes this thread got pinned that rocks biggrin.gif
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No it didn't.........
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it was paper cliped
post #32
24 August 2005, 20:01 UTC#32
I know this is an old topic, but I am new here so I couldn't post when it was new. If you don't like it, don't read it.

I have two wet dream experiences so far. One was after 14 days of non-jo, the other one was after a 1 day skip of jo.

On both occations it was like that: I had a rather uninhibited and graphic porn dream, then I suddenly got awake breathing quickly just at the moment of the orgasm, when I creamed my pajamas. It was weird, because I didn't do anything physical to reach orgasm, no rubbing, no jo, nothing, I was sleeping. (and no, I wasn't fucked or fingered biggrin.gif ).

So, essentially one of the most important symptom of a wet dream is the quick breathing (just like when you are having sex). I was scared, what if once my mom comes in my room, and finds me breathing quickly while I was sleeping, and not having any control on it.

I am not sure you (funk master steven) had a wet dream. It may have been some kind of nightmare, and a very normal morning hardon. Or maybe I am wrong.
post #33
24 August 2005, 20:05 UTC#33
I vote peanutt for best n00b ever?
post #34
24 August 2005, 20:05 UTC#34
Bwahahaha.

edit: What is jo?
post #35
24 August 2005, 20:13 UTC#35
QUOTE(Mono @ Aug 24 2005, 10:05 PM)
Bwahahaha.

edit: What is jo?
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jo= jerk off, masturbate. Is it american only?
post #36
24 August 2005, 20:15 UTC#36
QUOTE(peanuttt @ Aug 24 2005, 08:13 PM)
QUOTE(Mono @ Aug 24 2005, 10:05 PM)
Bwahahaha.

edit: What is jo?
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jo= jerk off, masturbate. Is it american only?
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seems tht way, I never heard of it.
post #37
24 August 2005, 21:06 UTC#37
fms you are strange.
post #38
24 August 2005, 21:07 UTC#38
QUOTE(skipper @ Aug 24 2005, 08:15 PM)
QUOTE(peanuttt @ Aug 24 2005, 08:13 PM)
QUOTE(Mono @ Aug 24 2005, 10:05 PM)
Bwahahaha.

edit: What is jo?
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jo= jerk off, masturbate. Is it american only?
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seems tht way, I never heard of it.
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You British folk call it "wanking".
post #39
24 August 2005, 21:08 UTC#39
QUOTE(Wilbur @ Aug 24 2005, 09:07 PM)
QUOTE(skipper @ Aug 24 2005, 08:15 PM)
QUOTE(peanuttt @ Aug 24 2005, 08:13 PM)
QUOTE(Mono @ Aug 24 2005, 10:05 PM)
Bwahahaha.

edit: What is jo?
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jo= jerk off, masturbate. Is it american only?
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seems tht way, I never heard of it.
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You British folk call it "wanking".
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Bashing the Bishop
Rolling the dice
Spankign the monkey

yeh the list goes on.
post #40
24 August 2005, 21:08 UTC#40
QUOTE(Nico @ Aug 24 2005, 09:06 PM)
fms you are strange.
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I always knew the gman was you nico, please tell me you have played hl2 biggrin.gif
post #41
24 August 2005, 21:58 UTC#41
Haha yus indeed. No I can't say I have actually played hl2 only 1.
post #42
25 August 2005, 04:15 UTC#42
My friend tried to go 40 days without any sexual activity, not even kissing or anything, especially not wanking. He got to like 33 days, and he got all weird, like he had a twitch when he went to bed. Anyways, on his last day, he woke up jerking off, completely out of the blue, not even having had a secksy dream.
He's a hotty
post #43
25 August 2005, 04:21 UTC#43
ghey
post #44
25 August 2005, 04:31 UTC#44
QUOTE(itsallinthehips @ Aug 25 2005, 04:15 AM)
My friend tried to go 40 days without any sexual activity, not even kissing or anything, especially not wanking. He got to like 33 days, and he got all weird, like he had a twitch when he went to bed. Anyways, on his last day, he woke up jerking off, completely out of the blue, not even having had a secksy dream.
He's a hotty
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now thats fuckin funny...
post #45
25 August 2005, 04:33 UTC#45
QUOTE(T0M @ Aug 25 2005, 04:21 PM)
ghey
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OMG NO U
post #46
25 August 2005, 07:22 UTC#46
QUOTE(itsallinthehips @ Aug 25 2005, 05:33 AM)
QUOTE(T0M @ Aug 25 2005, 04:21 PM)
ghey
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OMG NO U
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lol
post #47
25 August 2005, 07:28 UTC#47
QUOTE(itsallinthehips @ Aug 25 2005, 04:15 AM)
My friend tried to go 40 days without any sexual activity, not even kissing or anything, especially not wanking. He got to like 33 days, and he got all weird, like he had a twitch when he went to bed. Anyways, on his last day, he woke up jerking off, completely out of the blue, not even having had a secksy dream.
He's a hotty
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Yeah, Liam tried giving up masturbation for Lent, I think he only got to about 2 and a half weeks before he couldn't stand it any longer.
post #48
25 August 2005, 07:30 UTC#48
QUOTE(itsallinthehips @ Aug 25 2005, 04:15 AM)
My friend tried to go 40 days without any sexual activity, not even kissing or anything, especially not wanking. He got to like 33 days, and he got all weird, like he had a twitch when he went to bed. Anyways, on his last day, he woke up jerking off, completely out of the blue, not even having had a secksy dream.
He's a hotty
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I like that movie.... especially the man bits...
post #49
26 August 2005, 01:13 UTC#49
QUOTE(peanuttt @ Aug 24 2005, 08:01 PM)
I know this is an old topic, but I am new here so I couldn't post when it was new.  If you don't like it, don't read it.

I have two wet dream experiences so far. One was after 14 days of non-jo, the other one was after a 1 day skip of jo.

On both occations it was like that: I had a rather uninhibited and graphic porn dream, then I suddenly got awake breathing quickly just at the moment of the orgasm, when I creamed my pajamas. It was weird, because I didn't do anything physical to reach orgasm, no rubbing, no jo, nothing, I was sleeping. (and no, I wasn't fucked or fingered  biggrin.gif ).

So, essentially one of the most important symptom of a wet dream is the quick breathing (just like when you are having sex).  I was scared, what if once my mom comes in my room, and finds me breathing quickly while I was sleeping, and not having any control on it.

I am not sure you (funk master steven)  had a wet dream. It may have been some kind of nightmare, and a very normal morning hardon.  Or maybe I am wrong.
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dude I'm not a dumbass I had a wet dream thats the whole moral of the story waking up with fucking blue balls, it sucked


QUOTE(itsallinthehips @ Aug 25 2005, 04:15 AM)
My friend tried to go 40 days without any sexual activity, not even kissing or anything, especially not wanking. He got to like 33 days, and he got all weird, like he had a twitch when he went to bed. Anyways, on his last day, he woke up jerking off, completely out of the blue, not even having had a secksy dream.
He's a hotty
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thats fucking hilariouse

QUOTE(Mono @ Aug 25 2005, 07:28 AM)
QUOTE(itsallinthehips @ Aug 25 2005, 04:15 AM)
My friend tried to go 40 days without any sexual activity, not even kissing or anything, especially not wanking. He got to like 33 days, and he got all weird, like he had a twitch when he went to bed. Anyways, on his last day, he woke up jerking off, completely out of the blue, not even having had a secksy dream.
He's a hotty
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Yeah, Liam tried giving up masturbation for Lent, I think he only got to about 2 and a half weeks before he couldn't stand it any longer.
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yeah I though of giving it up, didn't last
post #50
26 August 2005, 01:36 UTC#50
Uhh if you had blue balls that means you didn't cum, and to have a wet dream you had to of cum.........
post #51
26 August 2005, 01:38 UTC#51
QUOTE(Nuggeto @ Aug 26 2005, 01:36 AM)
Uhh if you had blue balls that means you didn't cum, and to have a wet dream you had to of cum.........
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whatever you cock nazi biggrin.gif

hey did you ever order that hoodie?
post #52
26 August 2005, 01:39 UTC#52
Nope I was to lazy so I just went to Wal-mart and jacked one Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #53
26 August 2005, 01:41 UTC#53
I made it 40 days without any sexual cantact, kissing, fuckin, suckin, wanking.....then when it was all over I think I started a new tributary to the mississippi
post #54
26 August 2005, 01:41 UTC#54
QUOTE(Nuggeto @ Aug 26 2005, 01:39 AM)
Nope I was to lazy so I just went to Wal-mart and jacked one  Image file not present in the recovered backup
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I was just braggin about you on your stealing abbilities

you know a kid here named jacks? he jumped over this counter and jacked a box of ciggerets and was just handing them out

but he went on a stealing spree at walmart, then jacked a car, and got caught by the ocps
post #55
26 August 2005, 01:43 UTC#55
LOL That sounds awsome damn I miss Siloam........