I have the saddest wet dreams

okay I have the worlds worst wet dreams I don't care who out there disagrees cause it's true let me explain

one I had recently was some fat ass slut that masterbated all the time wanted to fuck me, sound excellent in the dream world, so I am about to get freaky but some one walks in so I have to spend half of the dream finding a safe place to fuck, and when we do I get but naked as she does and we have candles lit and everything and I like totally cum before I even stick it in her

so im like, he suck off the cum and get me hard again cause when im hard again I would have already cummed so we can fuck longer, she tries and I can't get it up for 10 minuts, so she gets all pissed and says don't call me again and walks out

that is basicly all my wet dreams, I try to fuck, get walked in on, have to spend the rest of the dream finding a fucking spot, when I do I finish up before I start, one I actually fucked the bitch in the ass but im pretty shure I was just dry humping my mattress cause in my dream it was like basicly trying to fuck my matress, in another im using a vibrator on this chick who has one eye and he pussy lips strech out over her belly and im trying to still get her off

and the worst part is I don't even usually cum I wake up with fucking blue balls

I just felt like sharing this cause I don't know maybe you will get a laugh off my misfortune

Al......................go to fucking sleep now

and have another sad wet dream, fuck that

and you never went to bed no matter how much people told you you were spamming and making an ass of your self when you were drunk

exactly don't preach mofo

yeah thats diffrent though, I have no fucking clue wth is going on but this........is just wrong

dude it's so sad though think about it, the reason im pissed is cause im worried this is going to portray my sex life (or lack there of) thats why they are like that they are all my worst fears about fucking in one dream

it's horrible

al, we both should go to bed.

look at this picture before you go to bed and you wont have wet dreams anymore haha

LMFAO. I dont think you should have made this thread.

man I can sleep anymore I close my eyes and all I see is that picture



I have nothing to hide

I once wet the bed when I was like 10, and I'm like "MY FIRST WET DREAM!"

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yeah thats all ive got so far but im working on it funky master steven

Its okay. It happens to the best and worst of us....

Its okay. It happens to the best and worst of us....

hahahahah so random

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is one of the funniest things I have ever heard

I new this was gonna be a sick fuckin thread ahah that gross man

jjust jack off more often and you won't have em at all.

im pretty shure im in the record book in hell for jacking on man, I usually start my day off by doing it

um..

come one man my name is funk master steven, I made love to a pizza for christ sakes, does anything really disturb you anymroe about me

lmao your right. you did make love to a pizza. AND I HAVE THE FOOTAGE! hahaha

al....I almost opened this while at school this mornin....glad I didnt....but if you ever need help rubbing one out....shock is a homo....

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at least your brave enough to share your little problems with me son, I like a "close" reltaonship.....an honest one....

mayb if you get laid more often you wouldnt have this problem.

yes this thread got pinned that rocks

No it didn't.........