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post #31
12 July 2005, 00:34 UTC#31
QUOTE(funk_master_steven @ Jul 12 2005, 12:02 AM)
busted my head and eye brow open when some tools from some guys roof fell on me and I woke up in the hostpital getting stiches
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Buzzy?
post #32
12 July 2005, 02:16 UTC#32
QUOTE(Word @ Jul 12 2005, 12:34 AM)
QUOTE(funk_master_steven @ Jul 12 2005, 12:02 AM)
busted my head and eye brow open when some tools from some guys roof fell on me and I woke up in the hostpital getting stiches
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Buzzy?
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I don't get what you mean by Buzzy?
post #33
12 July 2005, 02:57 UTC#33
probably the way im continually slapped and kicked in the balls by fat chicks about the remarks I have made about them
post #34
13 July 2005, 08:53 UTC#34
QUOTE(Happyjack @ Jul 12 2005, 02:57 AM)
probably the way im continually slapped and kicked in  the balls by fat chicks about the remarks I have made about them
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I hope you incourage them to lose weight, like telling them there ugly when there fat. If your just a straight up ass hole maby you deserve it?
post #35
13 July 2005, 08:56 UTC#35
QUOTE(skateforfood @ Jul 13 2005, 08:53 AM)
QUOTE(Happyjack @ Jul 12 2005, 02:57 AM)
probably the way im continually slapped and kicked in  the balls by fat chicks about the remarks I have made about them
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I hope you incourage them to lose weight, like telling them there ugly when there fat. If your just a straight up ass hole maby you deserve it?
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Jack likes to exaggerate, he is also a pussy, therefore that never even happened. Right, jack?
post #36
13 July 2005, 09:08 UTC#36
Haha is this that pussy kid?
post #37
13 July 2005, 09:25 UTC#37
I have few bad scars and many little ones. Thats all. Havent broken anything.
post #38
13 July 2005, 09:31 UTC#38
I jumped off a wall into some bushes and landed with about 20 branches between my legs I then I puked Image file not present in the recovered backup Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #39
13 July 2005, 10:32 UTC#39
toe crushed from big wheel thing with people all on it.
post #40
13 July 2005, 10:35 UTC#40
QUOTE(Word @ Jul 13 2005, 09:08 AM)
Haha is this that pussy kid?
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Yeah, little fucker.








Just kidding jack, I love you
post #41
13 July 2005, 10:42 UTC#41
worst thing ive ever had was a 1 1/2 inch kidney stone. I would throw up all tha time form the pain.. I had it for 2 years and just got it removed in april... it took 2 years of treatment to blow it up all tha way.. now im fit as a fat kid lol
post #42
13 July 2005, 10:46 UTC#42
QUOTE(THC @ Jul 13 2005, 10:42 AM)
worst thing ive ever had was a 1 1/2 inch kidney stone. I would throw up all tha time form the pain.. I had it for 2 years and just got it removed in april... it took 2 years of treatment to blow it up all tha way.. now im fit as a fat kid lol
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How do they get those things out? happyjack showed me a medical diagram at school of tweezers being stuck up someones peehole and grabbing the stone..
post #43
13 July 2005, 10:48 UTC#43
QUOTE(itsallinthehips @ Jul 13 2005, 06:46 AM)
QUOTE(THC @ Jul 13 2005, 10:42 AM)
worst thing ive ever had was a 1 1/2 inch kidney stone. I would throw up all tha time form the pain.. I had it for 2 years and just got it removed in april... it took 2 years of treatment to blow it up all tha way.. now im fit as a fat kid lol
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How do they get those things out? happyjack showed me a medical diagram at school of tweezers being stuck up someones peehole and grabbing the stone..
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some were zapped with a lazer others were got by going up my cock with a camera and crazy 3 pronger tweezers, hurt so fucking bad..ps.. im off to bed... nighty nite
post #44
13 July 2005, 11:35 UTC#44
QUOTE(Sectioned @ Jul 5 2005, 12:02 AM)
prolly when igot set alight n fried my legs nearly burnt my tattoos off
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Dude that would have sucked... thats one reason why I dont wanna do firestunts anymore...

QUOTE(THC @ Jul 13 2005, 11:48 AM)
QUOTE(itsallinthehips @ Jul 13 2005, 06:46 AM)
QUOTE(THC @ Jul 13 2005, 10:42 AM)
worst thing ive ever had was a 1 1/2 inch kidney stone. I would throw up all tha time form the pain.. I had it for 2 years and just got it removed in april... it took 2 years of treatment to blow it up all tha way.. now im fit as a fat kid lol
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How do they get those things out? happyjack showed me a medical diagram at school of tweezers being stuck up someones peehole and grabbing the stone..
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some were zapped with a lazer others were got by going up my cock with a camera and crazy 3 pronger tweezers, hurt so fucking bad..ps.. im off to bed... nighty nite
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OUCH !!!
post #45
15 July 2005, 17:39 UTC#45
one time I got caught up on a smith down a ghetto rigged hand rail and fell about 3 feet down to my face I was out for a few and when I came to my tooth was stuck in my lip. the worst part was I had to walk my bleeding self back home.
post #46
15 July 2005, 22:35 UTC#46
QUOTE(K-ton @ Jul 15 2005, 05:39 PM)
one time I got caught up on a smith down a ghetto rigged hand rail and fell about 3 feet down to my face I was out for a few and when I came to my tooth was stuck in my lip. the worst part was I had to walk my bleeding self back home.
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Those moments are fun, especially if theres lots of blood and your walking on a busy street you might get a few HOLLY SHITS ARE YOU OK? Thoe I just fell scrapped my chin now its infected with pimple things and scars. Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #47
15 July 2005, 23:35 UTC#47
ya it was funny cause my friend drove by and thought I got in a fight so she was yelling at me. I just jumped in her car and told her to drive me the last 20 steps home
post #48
16 July 2005, 03:53 UTC#48
I dunno if its cause im a physical genious but I think the only way I could break sopmething is if I really tried as hard as I can or let someone run my arms over when they are in between two rocks
post #49
16 July 2005, 04:42 UTC#49
I power stapled my nut sack to a wood table
post #50
16 July 2005, 09:07 UTC#50
QUOTE(funk master steven @ Jul 16 2005, 04:42 AM)
I power stapled my nut sack to a wood table
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oh damn son...the cigarette I put out on mine is probably the worst pain ive felt to my scrotom.
post #51
16 July 2005, 10:07 UTC#51
I jumped of this two stair ledge and got really graze on my knee , it was awsome Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #52
17 July 2005, 05:58 UTC#52
YAY NEW INJURY!!! My leg just herts for some reason Im really confused! I think it hates me.
post #53
17 July 2005, 06:42 UTC#53
One time I scraped my face off, no but really I did I was inlineing down a hill and I hit a pot hole and skided down the hill on my face it hurt so bad and fucked up my face pretty bad. I had to get like 26 sitches inside my mouth but it healed in like a month and only left me with a small scar biggrin.gif
post #54
17 July 2005, 07:14 UTC#54
QUOTE(Urban_Oli @ Jul 3 2005, 07:05 AM)
I dont think ive ever injured myself, just a few scratches really.
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post #55
05 August 2005, 05:14 UTC#55
just the other day me and my friend were skateing and I got a bright idea to go really fast on my skateboard hit the grass and go flying into a bush....little did I know there was like a 5 foot drop and landed right on my face and my neck and spine bent backwards like a C, but I'm okay.. no broken bones.
post #56
18 August 2005, 11:24 UTC#56
oh god I've had a few. Skating a handrail I shot out and the board hung up on the back truck. sorta like a blunt thing I then promtly landed. (Balls first) on the tail. then fell back on to the rail then the floor. thats my worst balls injury. I also play rugby and they got stamped on a bit lol all fun Image file not present in the recovered backup

Worst injury is my knee's tore my cruciate ligaments in one and they dont know whats going on in the other getting an op soon though so s'all good that was from ball, athletics and skating lol
post #57
26 August 2005, 23:05 UTC#57
my worst injury would be from filming my friend doing an overcrookand he shot out 2wards me and the board nailed my shin, making it swell like a hardboiled egg, that or the time my brother drove my head into my basement cement floor...I thank god I have a hard head and I didnt shatter my skull
post #58
26 August 2005, 23:13 UTC#58
I once got kicked in the balls for arch rivals and they swell up and bruised I felt so ill


and I was on holiday and was in the bath and fell and cut my chin open it was litrually a blood-bath and alot of stitches
post #59
26 August 2005, 23:24 UTC#59
this one time my lips got chapped and it hurt real bad!

that's about it for me.
post #60
27 August 2005, 00:20 UTC#60
QUOTE(Boner Jones @ Aug 26 2005, 11:24 PM)
this one time my lips got chapped and it hurt real bad!

that's about it for me.
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lol pussy