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Hurting your balls?

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post #1
03 July 2005, 07:50 UTC#1
What was the worst thing you ever did to fuck yourself up. For me it would be trying to ollie off a roof which led me hitting a rail below it and causing my kidneys to bleed and making my pp bloodie red.
post #2
03 July 2005, 07:53 UTC#2
I haven't done one particularly bad injury, but from skating I have broken both arms, rolled my ankles 6 or 7 times, and wrecked my knees - 'osygood schlatter' disease.
Shit sucks yo.
post #3
03 July 2005, 08:19 UTC#3
My worse injury would probally have to be a broken rib, obtained by a punch to the side.
post #4
03 July 2005, 08:58 UTC#4
I got osgood schlaters(spelling?) from skating and track....I broke my shin bone and broke my sternum...the sternum didnt hurt but breathing afterwards did......during footballl I shattered the growth plate in my shoulder broke my collerbone and dislocated my shoulder all in one
post #5
03 July 2005, 11:05 UTC#5
I dont think ive ever injured myself, just a few scratches really.
post #6
03 July 2005, 11:07 UTC#6
QUOTE(Chicken_Nuggeto @ Jul 3 2005, 08:19 AM)
My worse injury would probally have to be a broken rib, obtained by a punch to the side.
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ive never had any injuries. No sitches..no broken bones. Maybe some STD's...thats about it.
post #7
03 July 2005, 14:20 UTC#7
balls been in agony before and broken nose/cheek but not due to hg cool.gif
post #8
03 July 2005, 14:52 UTC#8
Most pain I ever felt was when my cousin punched me in the balls. The feeling lasted for about 30min and I told him I'd slit his throat if he did that ever again.
post #9
03 July 2005, 15:01 UTC#9
QUOTE(Wilbur @ Jul 3 2005, 04:52 PM)
Most pain I ever felt was when my cousin punched me in the balls. The feeling lasted for about 30min and I told him I'd slit his throat if he did that ever again.
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Oh man, that shit fucking hurts like hell.
post #10
03 July 2005, 15:03 UTC#10
I paper cutted my finger at work at 4 Am this morning.
post #11
03 July 2005, 15:06 UTC#11
QUOTE(gman @ Jul 3 2005, 03:01 PM)
QUOTE(Wilbur @ Jul 3 2005, 04:52 PM)
Most pain I ever felt was when my cousin punched me in the balls. The feeling lasted for about 30min and I told him I'd slit his throat if he did that ever again.
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Oh man, that shit fucking hurts like hell.
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Yeah, I've had worse injuries (right now my ankle is cracked, so my stunt capabilities are very limited), but that hurt the most out of anything else.
post #12
03 July 2005, 16:17 UTC#12
yall know im going to be right with this 1...

A broken shin.....
post #13
03 July 2005, 16:19 UTC#13
I was just riding down a 4 foot wedge and went up a fun box and noes maualed the top but I pushed the nose to hard and I was going pretty fast so I did a few summersaults on my head

it hurt pretty bad but nothing major
post #14
03 July 2005, 16:33 UTC#14
Broken arm when I flew off my bike lol
I have to admit I laughed for a minute about how I fell off it was all like slow motion for me then I went to the hospital
post #15
03 July 2005, 16:51 UTC#15
Yes I havent really had much bad injures.
Couple big scars but thast about it. But my finger is fucked right up from a bamboo fight fronm like 3 weeks ago. Thast about it though, scars, and some blood.
post #16
04 July 2005, 10:10 UTC#16
it's not I have had "temporary" fuck ups, its all long term.

1. my right knee.. it's all good if I just do street skating.. however if I try stairs higher than 5 sets I just NEED to nail them otherwise my knee is gonna hurt for like 2 weeks, everytime I dont land it and land on my feet it will hurt more and more :(
2. my left thumb, broke it a while ago, still hurts one in a while.
3. torn ankle alignments, well after 6 months it is finally ok again.. damn that took a long time.

and of course ankle rolls and a broken arm yeej.
post #17
04 July 2005, 11:27 UTC#17
I got kicked twice and they were bruised fot two weeks it caned
post #18
04 July 2005, 21:33 UTC#18
yay I got a new injury! Skating then fell then fell on board then board broke then board was mad and stabbed me then then.
post #19
04 July 2005, 22:56 UTC#19
I had to get knee sugery from skating, apperently I tore the ligements on my right knee.
post #20
04 July 2005, 22:58 UTC#20
In second grade we were playing No-rules soccer, and I was Goalie, this dude kicked the ball really hard and I reached to block it and sprained my pinky.
post #21
04 July 2005, 23:02 UTC#21
prolly when igot set alight n fried my legs nearly burnt my tattoos off
post #22
05 July 2005, 00:25 UTC#22
one time, me and wilbur gopt into a sodomy battle, and tore our anus's to shreds Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #23
05 July 2005, 01:21 UTC#23
QUOTE(MyK @ Jul 5 2005, 12:25 AM)
one time, me and wilbur gopt into a sodomy battle, and tore our anus's to shreds Image file not present in the recovered backup
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Next time might I be able to join?
post #24
11 July 2005, 23:53 UTC#24
my worst injury was for footage for our video and the stunt was I decided to skate down this really steep bridge slant and hit some rocks at the bottom ripped my jeans and scrapped my leg all to hell and then face planted which resulted in a broken nose and I never went to the hospital for it so my nose is still crooked to this day, I did that like november '04.

once I get the cords for the camera to hook into the computer and get the site going, ill uplaod that footage, its awesome
post #25
11 July 2005, 23:55 UTC#25
QUOTE(stoopid @ Jul 12 2005, 12:53 AM)
my worst injury was for footage for our video and the stunt was I decided to skate down this really steep bridge slant and hit some rocks at the bottom ripped my jeans and scrapped my leg all to hell and then face planted which resulted in a broken nose and I never went to the hospital for it so my nose is still crooked to this day, I did that like november '04.

once I get the cords for the camera to hook into the computer and get the site going, ill uplaod that footage, its awesome
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I want to see that shit. biggrin.gif
post #26
11 July 2005, 23:56 UTC#26
No its not.
post #27
11 July 2005, 23:57 UTC#27
QUOTE(MADE @ Jul 11 2005, 06:55 PM)
QUOTE(stoopid @ Jul 12 2005, 12:53 AM)
my worst injury was for footage for our video and the stunt was I decided to skate down this really steep bridge slant and hit some rocks at the bottom ripped my jeans and scrapped my leg all to hell and then face planted which resulted in a broken nose and I never went to the hospital for it so my nose is still crooked to this day, I did that like november '04.

once I get the cords for the camera to hook into the computer and get the site going, ill uplaod that footage, its awesome
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The thread is about your worst ball injury not your worst injury. biggrin.gif
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ROFL ooops, okay then, well my worst ball injury would have to be trying to 50-50 a rail right after it got done raining, fucking sucked, I fucking cryed, haha
post #28
11 July 2005, 23:57 UTC#28
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post #29
11 July 2005, 23:58 UTC#29
Haha, I saw others were posting there worst injuries anyway, So meh...

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post #30
12 July 2005, 00:02 UTC#30
I don't konw I have done alot

I got bit in the sack by a dog resulting in the immediate need for stiches

busted my chin open and needed stickes

busted my head and eye brow open when some tools from some guys roof fell on me and I woke up in the hostpital getting stiches