need to get somting off your chest

say it here no one here really knows you and even if we judge you an dyou sick demented ways who cares we will probably forget later on

I'm a heterosexual freak. I hope you can all accept me for being not gay.

it will take time, but I think we will be able to get over it wilbur

I still love you

I secretly sniff my mothers leedrehosen after copleting sexual acts with my next door neighbors air conditioning unit.

Oh yeha, I am Michael and I will soon rule the world. I am also the founder and leader of the Panda Patorl. An imaginary rich persons club in which I founded in its entirety myself.

your not alone man, I to sniff your mom's leedrehosen after fucking your dad

I listen to cranberries, but im not ashamed of it. Theyre one of my favorite bands.

I got my ass kicked in public by a skinhead wearing a kilt. After he punched me a couple times...I started laughing...so he started punching me some more.

Ive taken a shit on almost every church in my town.

I hate the generic rap they play on the radio, but I love underground hip hop.

I worked at Target for 2 weeks in 2003.

Moves like Terminator 2 and Dawn of the Dead were great inspiration to me as a kid.

I dont mind Nsync or backstreet boys.

I had sex at a church

Yeah fucking right

I let my dog lick peanut butter off my balls.

I let adem lick peanut butter off my balls in church with hillary duff music in the background

Jeeze, you're obsessed with Adam, you like mention him in every post

I ws going to put you in it but I thought you might get upset over it....so I put the only admin I knew I could fuck with.....and the banner is a joke between me and adem....me and him had a banner sharing session.....but I do let him lick peanut butter off of me.....

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Hey God I'm in need for some unbannlyness.

well....we can arrange something cant we.....ill call you next time I get some peter pan peanut butter.....does that work?

I love abba

backstreet boys n'sync and spice girls is all right

eminem does have some good shit but he sucks as person

I enjoyed pig patrol's newest video

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My penis is 10 inch.

when did this happen gaaza? I thought we had something special....

We still do, I was just lying

I just licked my friends cat.
At least 10 times.
On camera.

my brother use to collect all of the dirt from his toe nails,, ah yes its true.. it burns my eyes just to think of it

shew....scared me there gaaz.....do you ever sleep.....I sleep like 3 hours a day and you are always on......just a random thought

you may not sleep but I am going to sleep that is what I have to get off my chest...I have to get up at 10 but I can atleast enjoy 2 and half hours of sleep......

I once hooked up with a chick 4 years younger than me. In my defence, I was extremely drunk, I dint know she was that young and she came onto me.

Drunken activities and chicks normally end in regret.

Sometimes I wish I had a wang.
I could pee anywhere I wanted to, and-- other things...