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post #1
27 June 2005, 03:49 UTC#1
Indians:

3 indians are in a station wagon and drive off a clif, wuts the tragity?
- cuda fit more in the back

what do you throw a drowning Indian?
- his family

how do u stop a indian from drowning?
- take your foot off his head

where do u hide a indians pay check?
- by his work boots


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post #2
27 June 2005, 03:52 UTC#2
yo mommas so fat I had to slap her ass and ride the wave in

what say in the middle of the night when your tv is floating away

"drop it negro"

yeah im not racist I just live in racist area so I have alot of these jokes
post #3
27 June 2005, 03:54 UTC#3
I dont think this is a good idea Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #4
27 June 2005, 03:56 UTC#4
steven your the most racist guy I know

you and your brother put together could write a whole book of racist jokes and anti black funny stories
post #5
27 June 2005, 03:57 UTC#5
yeah I know but I really don't wanna offend anyone biggrin.gif
post #6
27 June 2005, 03:59 UTC#6
QUOTE(Chicken_Nuggeto @ Jun 27 2005, 03:57 AM)
yeah I know but I really don't wanna offend anyone  biggrin.gif
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man you and larry and my brother used to do nothing but offend and piss people off

your the only guy I know that can run 2 blocks away at the sound of a car alarm

post #7
27 June 2005, 04:00 UTC#7
well shit if you want me to ill tell my jokes...........
post #8
27 June 2005, 04:01 UTC#8
QUOTE(Chicken_Nuggeto @ Jun 27 2005, 04:00 AM)
well shit if you want me to ill tell my jokes...........
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fucking all of them take up fucking 2 pages
post #9
27 June 2005, 04:07 UTC#9

Q: What does an Indian Woman say after sex?
A: Get off me daddy your squishing my smokes.

Q:Why do black people always have sex on their minds?
A:Because they have pubes on their head.

Q: Why are black people getting stronger?
A: T.V.s are getting bigger.

Q:Why don't sharks eat black people?
A:They think its whale shit.

I got these from http://www.racist-jokes.com/
post #10
27 June 2005, 04:08 UTC#10
I actually got a book of racist jokes.
post #11
27 June 2005, 04:09 UTC#11
this thread sucks dick

no offense.
post #12
27 June 2005, 04:11 UTC#12
yeah I really thought it would be a bad idea. But Al told me to post em. You wan me to edit it?
post #13
27 June 2005, 04:11 UTC#13
You guys shouldnt be making fun of black people, my best friend was black.





























Then my dad sold him
post #15
27 June 2005, 04:40 UTC#15
Is anybody on this forum black?
post #17
27 June 2005, 05:14 UTC#17
What do u do when a indians crawling around in your yard?
-stop laughing and shoot again
post #18
29 June 2005, 09:33 UTC#18
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Is anybody on this forum black?


I'd say if they're black they're not here anymore
post #19
29 June 2005, 09:34 UTC#19
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yeah yates is.


I dont think he is....he has that pic because it says fuck you...but hell I could be wrong....won't be the first time
post #20
29 June 2005, 09:38 UTC#20
QUOTE(itsallinthehips @ Jun 27 2005, 05:40 AM)
Is anybody on this forum black?
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Me. So recongise, honkey.
post #21
29 June 2005, 09:42 UTC#21
QUOTE
Me. So recongise, honkey.


He said honkey.....HAHA...I love the Jefferson's...and Dave Chapell
post #22
29 June 2005, 10:05 UTC#22
QUOTE(Chicken_Nuggeto @ Jun 27 2005, 05:42 AM)
yeah yates is.
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eeeerr.. no he's not... CLICKETY CLICK.. click Image file not present in the recovered backup biggrin.gif
post #24
29 June 2005, 12:16 UTC#24
lmao everyone thinks yates is coz of that avatar
post #25
29 June 2005, 13:30 UTC#25
why cant stevie wonder read?
because hes black
post #26
29 June 2005, 18:16 UTC#26
Q:How do you turn your dishwasher into a snowblower?
A: Give the bitch a shovel.
post #27
04 July 2005, 20:11 UTC#27
1.Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven!

2.Whats the difference between a bucket of shit and black people? The bucket...

3.Why did the german march into Poland backwards?
So the Polish would think they are leaving!

4.Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!

5.How do you blindfold a gook?
Dental floss!

6.What do you call a ship full of fags?
The navy!

7.What do you call a mexican getting baptised?
Bean dip!

I took 2, 5-7 off a site
I only knew 1,3,4


post #28
04 July 2005, 20:17 UTC#28
Image file not present in the recovered backup I hate racist jokes and the one I read on here wernt even funny but whatever you guys have fun
post #29
04 July 2005, 20:18 UTC#29
2.Whats the difference between a bucket of shit and black people? The bucket...

not even that one? ^^
post #30
04 July 2005, 20:22 UTC#30
why are black people getting stronger? because T.V.'s are getting heavier

what do you call a nigger with a peg leg? shit on a stick.

what do you call two mexican's playing basket ball? juan on juan

why do mexicans have tamales for christmas? so they will have something to unwrap.

why do niggers throw there trash in see-through trash bags? so peurto ricans can go window shopping.



I dind't believe you guys before I saw that picture but damn Yates is jewish.