Bored..Post Racists/Sexists jokes

I can see this thread gettin worse if it dont end soon

One day the parents of an eleven-year-old boy and his ten-year-old sister leave them alone together in the house. The two kids begin talking about "it," and pretty soon they decide to try doing "it" with each other.

After they're done, the boy says: "Wow, you're even better than Mom!"

"I know," says the girl, "that's what Dad says too."





A young girl goes to her father and says, "Dad, can I go to the prom?"

He leers at her and says, "Sure, but you have to suck my dick first."

Well, the girl really wants to go to the prom, so reluctantly she pulls down his zipper and begins sucking. After a while, she looks up at him and says: "Dad, your dick tastes like shit!"

He says, "I know. Your brother wanted to go too!"





Why do pedophiles love Halloween?
Free delivery.



What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's cot ?
A pedophile's ass.