Super Duper Happy Funtime Game Of Good Smile Feelings!

I guess I'll change it back in future but we'll see how it goes for now. I was just acutely aware that it's very hard to actually win the game so I wanted to give you guys a bit of a handicap. If it's bollocks then I won't do it again.

5) I was forced to explain to my mum how my girlfriend had wanked me off and snapped my banjo-cord because I was in too much pain to go to a snowboarding lesson and she wanted to know why.

6) When I was younger and first found my penis I use to masturbate in terrible places. Like friends bathrooms, outside in the areas near my house, even in trees. The first time I ever came I celebrated by buying myself a new skateboard.

With the obligatory snapped banjo-string story, we have either Mono or Made.

5) m0n0

6) matt

5) m0n0

6) matt

1. Mr. Brown
2. FMS
3. Borislort
4. Rob
5. made
6. mono

7) I once lied to some skank about my age so she would have drunken sex with me. To my dismay I woke up and realised I didn't wear a condom which led me to think I had a STD for weeks after.

8) A few years ago, I was heavily into MDMA, and I found out that it can be absorbed into the body as a suppository. So, I crushed up a pill, put it into an empty gel cap and put it up there. I put ecstasy into my bum.

Blaaaarrgh, FAT JAM? Who knows?

3) I once kicked open a bathroom stall at a festival only to piss and puke all over the girl inside.

4) When drunk, I have shaved around my arse with my mate's razor, rinsed it with tapwater then watched him use the same blade happily for a week. I never told him.

5) I was forced to explain to my mum how my girlfriend had wanked me off and snapped my banjo-cord because I was in too much pain to go to a snowboarding lesson and she wanted to know why.

6) When I was younger and first found my penis I use to masturbate in terrible places. Like friends bathrooms, outside in the areas near my house, even in trees. The first time I ever came I celebrated by buying myself a new skateboard.

blarghs like 35 why would he need to lie about his age?

I guess I'll change it back in future but we'll see how it goes for now. I was just acutely aware that it's very hard to actually win the game so I wanted to give you guys a bit of a handicap. If it's bollocks then I won't do it again.

5) I was forced to explain to my mum how my girlfriend had wanked me off and snapped my banjo-cord because I was in too much pain to go to a snowboarding lesson and she wanted to know why.

6) When I was younger and first found my penis I use to masturbate in terrible places. Like friends bathrooms, outside in the areas near my house, even in trees. The first time I ever came I celebrated by buying myself a new skateboard.

With the obligatory snapped banjo-string story, we have either Mono or Made.

7) I once lied to some skank about my age so she would have drunken sex with me. To my dismay I woke up and realised I didn't wear a condom which led me to think I had a STD for weeks after.

8) A few years ago, I was heavily into MDMA, and I found out that it can be absorbed into the body as a suppository. So, I crushed up a pill, put it into an empty gel cap and put it up there. I put ecstasy into my bum.

Blaaaarrgh, FAT JAM? Who knows?

blarghs like 35 why would he need to lie about his age?

9.deadbeat

10.nickstatler

I think statler would think it's funny to send in something like that.

9) When I was 9 years old, I got sick and threw up on my teacher during class.

10) I used to be an equipment manager for a football team.

Deadbeat or Nick Statler?

1. Al
2. Mr Brown
3. Rob - I see rob as someone who gets fucking steaming and trashes parties. But has pretty strict hygiene rules when it comes to shaving ones arsehole with someone else's razor.
4. Boris
5. Mike
6. Matt
7. Fat Jam
8. Blargh
9. Deadbeat
10. Nick Statler

11) I was filming a porno with this chick. While banging her in doggy style my cock accidentally slipped all the way out and didn't quite go back in which caused my cock to bend in half. It was so painful I had to stop for around 20 minutes since it was an instant boner killer. Afterwards she asked if there was a porn blooper website the video could be uploaded to. I told her one didn't exist.

12) When I was 14 I had my very first run in with the Triads where my mate was threatened with a ball and spike mace to hand over his wallet.

Almost done, I'm running out of good combos, haha. Which is Kane and which is Evil Webby?