Super Duper Happy Funtime Game Of Good Smile Feelings!

After a massive hiatus, it's back for a third season. The all-new SDHFGOGSF is ready for your fucked-up secrets and confessions that you enter so that others may judge you based on shit you have in your past. Sounds awesome, right?

I actually already have entries from Kane, Nick, Ray and Vode (from aaaages ago) so I can use those, or you can send me new ones. However, I need more! More delicious chicanery and sexploits so that I may cackle happily at your foolish attempts to correctly guess who sucked off who! Let the tournament commence! BANZAI!

Here are the entries for this instalment, added here as I post them in the main thread:

Borislort
Funk Master Steven
Mr Brown
Rob

1) I shit myself walking home from a movie and had to wipe my arse with paper napkins. I chucked the shitty underwear away and hit the side of a church by accident.

2) I once shamelessly filmed a friend pissing inside a child's bedroom closet at a party.

3) I once kicked open a bathroom stall at a festival only to piss and puke all over the girl inside.

4) When drunk, I have shaved around my arse with my mate's razor, rinsed it with tapwater then watched him use the same blade happily for a week. I never told him.

Lol brilliant. Let's see what repressed memories come out here.

I'm sending you a new one, Liam. The other one is too incriminating.

Kids.

Good song by MGMT.

There is penis,

pretty mellow really.

lol looking forward to finding out what it was

Don't assume I'm just going to delete the old one from the wank bank.

I'm in!

Z0mg, the Super Duper Happy Funtime Game of Good Smile Feelings!

PM officially sent!

pm this to me. I forgot what I sent you.

Contribution to all the good-smile-feelings coming your way.

I'm really struggling to think of anything

edit: got one.

what? pm what it was Image file not present in the recovered backup

I'll pm it.

Submitted! God.

Need moar!!

haha, had forgot it, was pretty tame

Seeeent.

Got 14 entries now which works out rather nicely. What I'll do is post two secrets and two names tomorrow and then carry on daily in this fashion until next week when every answer will be revealed. Hopefully this makes the game a lot more winnable while still encouraging lively debate. Roll on tomorrow morning and the first two HILARIOUS AND POTENTIALLY LIFE-DESTROYING confessions.

Fuck yeah.

I liked the way you did the first 2 games

Too bad I'm trying a new way.

I liked the way YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

Da da da daaa, the first two entries. Are you a bad enough dude to detectify who said:

1) I shit myself walking home from a movie and had to wipe my arse with paper napkins. I chucked the shitty underwear away and hit the side of a church by accident.

2) I once shamelessly filmed a friend pissing inside a child's bedroom closet at a party.

Which one is FMS and which is Mr Brown, esq.?

FMS = I shit myself walking home from a movie and had to wipe my arse with paper napkins. I chucked the shitty underwear away and hit the side of a church by accident.

Mr Brown = I once shamelessly filmed a friend pissing inside a child's bedroom closet at a party.

Image file not present in the recovered backup

reversed it because I'm a rebel

Mr Brown = I shit myself walking home from a movie and had to wipe my arse with paper napkins. I chucked the shitty underwear away and hit the side of a church by accident.

FMS = I once shamelessly filmed a friend pissing inside a child's bedroom closet at a party.