25 June 2009, 23:08 UTC#31
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QUOTE(Luke. @ Jun 25 2009, 11:53 PM) [snapback]552777[/snapback]
Cardiac Arrest? Nah, I blame it on the boogie.
"Official cause of death is disputed at the moment - so far they are blaming it on The sunshine, The moonlight, the goodtimes, and the Boogie"
Damn sunlight has taken 2 from us today!
25 June 2009, 23:10 UTC#32
25 June 2009, 23:14 UTC#33
25 June 2009, 23:21 UTC#34
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25 June 2009, 23:33 UTC#36
QUOTE(mono @ Jun 25 2009, 04:21 PM) [snapback]552784[/snapback]
Bel-Air is a real place.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bel-Air,_Los_...les,_California25 June 2009, 23:36 UTC#37
he made thriller
25 June 2009, 23:37 UTC#38
NOPE. HE LIVES IN A TV SHOW WITH WILL SMITH.
25 June 2009, 23:37 UTC#39
his dying wish was to be melted down and made into toy soldiers so kids can play with him for a change.
Ok, off to bed now.
26 June 2009, 00:26 UTC#40
thriller..
26 June 2009, 00:54 UTC#41
Get out your white socks and put on your gloves. Ladies and Gentalment, the moonwalk. Yippie
dont attempt it in public untill you get it down!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_FzgtLVzbI&feature=fvw26 June 2009, 04:15 UTC#42
you, know, im not sad
he'll be back
yep
hes just sleepin it off right now, he lacked privacy, so give him time to sleep
he'll be back with thriller part 2 someday soon
26 June 2009, 04:52 UTC#43
Sorry Michael, but how was I to know that we Finns might carry contagious fatal diseases
26 June 2009, 05:08 UTC#44
Cant believe how everybody reacts to this. But I do remember where I was when I heard. In a bar. Dj gave him minute of silence and played hos songs till ligths went out. yuh.
26 June 2009, 06:34 UTC#45
no hes dead, at least for a while. Therell be a movie about him prob. Actually prob not come to think of it.
26 June 2009, 06:38 UTC#46
One of the few times I was just a teeny bit shocked about a celebrity death. He was a big dog in music. We know he is really alive though, just like 2pac.
26 June 2009, 07:41 UTC#47
He's dangling babies and fiddling kids in heavan now.
26 June 2009, 07:54 UTC#48
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August.
EDIT:
I heard he died from a hereditary condition. A defective Billie gene.
26 June 2009, 09:09 UTC#49
He also touched ups kids and was generally a fucking weirdo that was a waste of space like. Stop bumming him you beauty haha.
26 June 2009, 09:24 UTC#50
he was my first favorite musician.
may he Rest in peace
26 June 2009, 10:09 UTC#51
Michael Jackson has had to cancel all his upcoming dates. They were benjamin (aged 9) and samuel (aged 11)
26 June 2009, 10:21 UTC#52
Michael Jackson isn't really dead. He's in the children's ward having a stroke.
26 June 2009, 11:55 UTC#53
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Michael Jackson has had to cancel all his upcoming dates. They were benjamin (aged 9) and samuel (aged 11)
This joke was win.
26 June 2009, 12:05 UTC#54
He had a heart attack because he heard all the little boys' pants at Macy's were half-off.
26 June 2009, 12:27 UTC#55
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QUOTE(corus @ Jun 25 2009, 11:07 PM) [snapback]552746[/snapback]
Good ridance pedo.
Yeah what a fucking weirdo.
26 June 2009, 13:41 UTC#56
QUOTE(Ell BBB @ Jun 26 2009, 11:09 AM) [snapback]552821[/snapback]
Michael Jackson has had to cancel all his upcoming dates. They were benjamin (aged 9) and samuel (aged 11)
Gonna have to steal this and put it as my FB status.
26 June 2009, 13:44 UTC#57
Mike was 98% plastic, so his estate wishes he be melted down into legos.
Now kids can play with him for once.
26 June 2009, 13:55 UTC#58
Some nice jokes in this thread.
However, the whole molestation thing was never actually proven. Sure, they guy was a bit of weirdo (he was dubbed Wacko Jacko), but I never believed he actually touched up a bunch of kids.
What happened was the bunch of kids thought they could scam a few million off the guy. They succeeded, but also brought down the man's career. Too bad. He wrote, sang and performed some of the most memorable and catchiest music in history. That's an epic achievement and the perfect example of the talent he possessed.
I may not be a Michael Jackson fan, but I do appreciate all the things he managed to accomplish. It's just unfortunate that towards the end of his career his image was tarnished by some bizarre public appearances and destructible accusations. Of course most of the bad publicity was brought upon himself, however you shouldn't always believe the popular celebrity news mediums.
tl;dr - The moonwalk was epic.
RIP, brah.
26 June 2009, 13:56 UTC#59
QUOTE(The Blargh @ Jun 26 2009, 02:55 PM) [snapback]552831[/snapback]
Some nice jokes in this thread.
However, the whole molestation thing was never actually proven. Sure, they guy was a bit of weirdo (he was dubbed Wacko Jacko), but I never believed he actually touched up a bunch of kids.
What happened was the bunch of kids thought they could scam a few million off the guy. They succeeded, but also brought down the man's career. Too bad. He wrote, sang and performed some of the most memorable and catchiest music in history. That's an epic achievement and the perfect example of the talent he possessed.
I may not be a Michael Jackson fan, but I do appreciate all the things he managed to accomplish. It's just unfortunate that towards the end of his career his image was tarnished by some bizarre public appearances and destructible accusations. Of course most of the bad publicity was brought upon himself, however you shouldn't always believe the popular celebrity news mediums.
tl;dr - The moonwalk was epic.
RIP, brah.
in honour of jacko, MCD will be offering a burger... a 50-year
old piece of meat wedged between 8-year old buns
26 June 2009, 13:57 UTC#60
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in honour of jacko, MCD will be offering a burger... a 50-year
old piece of meat wedged between 8-year old buns
Sounds too good to be true.
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