Okay you big gays, answer tiem:
1) My favourite hot sauce is Cholula - living up to the black stereotype is of course
Yates.
2) I convinced a virgin I met at a party to let me fuck her in the arse because she was on her period; but I could only get my bellend inside her - I think most people guessed this was
Dex, with his horse-like willy.
3) I'm so ronery - random entry from
Hookedonlemons.
4) When I was younger, I took a shit and mashed it into my sister's hair while she was sleeping - possibly the best thing I've ever read, by
Wes Geaslin.
5) I used to be a hockey goalie - waaay out of left field, this is
Jess. Lol.
6) The first time I had sex, I lost my erection and never came; so for a week after, I wasn't sure if I had lost my virginity or not - until I fucked her properly - interesting tale from
Wkh.
7) I had to attend sexual harassment classes after telling an ugly, 50 year-old teacher that I'd love to finger her -
Ray has a darker past than he would have you believe.
8) I'm terrified of deep water - but baths and showers are okay, according to
Bazariah.
9) I shave my feet - not Jess or me, but
Nick Statler.
10) When I was ten, a huge dog bit me in the nuts and pierced my scrotum. It fully healed and no girl has ever noticed - it's true, there's no evidence whatsoever, even after my close inspection.
Mono.
11) I make myself pass out in the shower for fun -
Deadbeat claims it's really rather cool.
12) After fucking a girl in the arse and cumming inside her, she pushed the semen and lube mixture from her colon onto my stomach. She thought it was hilarious -
Blargh was what I said right after reading this.
13) I had a dream in which I sucked my best mate's cock - unlucky Jimzy, sounds like
Skipper wants you bad.
14) I came third in a European Dance Dance Revolution competition - Circa got it right away, this is actually
Kane.
15) While fucking a girl I made her bleed, which led to the discovery of her cervical cancer - let's wish her a speedy recovery, courtesy of
Made.
Good stuff guys, look forward to the next installment. Peace out
