Super Happy Funtime Game Of Good Smile Feelings!

Okay, had around fifteen entries for this so it's ready to get underway. The rules are pretty basic: you can talk about it all you like, just as long as you don't give away which fact belongs to you. The deadline is Tuesday November 25th, so submit a list of answers before then and I'll let you know who was closest. By the way, I've paraphrased the entries so you can't identify a person by spelling and so on. Kthnx :3

The players are, in alphabetical order:

Bazariah
Blargh
BLL_Geaslin
Deadbeat
Dex
Hookedonlemons
Jess
Kane
Made
Mono
Nick Statler
Ray
Skipper
Wkh
Yates

Now, who said teh following?

1) My favourite hot sauce is Cholula.
2) I convinced a virgin I met at a party to let me fuck her in the arse because she was on her period; but I could only get my bellend inside her.
3) I'm so ronery.
4) When I was younger, I took a shit and mashed it into my sister's hair while she was sleeping.
5) I used to be a hockey goalie.
6) The first time I had sex, I lost my erection and never came; so for a week after, I wasn't sure if I had lost my virginity or not - until I fucked her properly.
7) I had to attend sexual harassment classes after telling an ugly, 50 year-old teacher that I'd love to finger her.
8) I'm terrified of deep water.
9) I shave my feet.
10) When I was ten, a huge dog bit me in the nuts and pierced my scrotum. It fully healed and no girl has ever noticed.
11) I make myself pass out in the shower for fun.
12) After fucking a girl in the arse and cumming inside her, she pushed the semen and lube mixture from her colon onto my stomach. She thought it was hilarious.
13) I had a dream in which I sucked my best mate's cock.
14) I came third in a European Dance Dance Revolution competition.
15) While fucking a girl I made her bleed, which led to the discovery of her cervical cancer.

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14 is Kane.

1- 15 is Circa.

"2) I convinced a virgin I met at a party to let me fuck her in the arse because she was on her period; but I could only get my bellend inside her."

DEX DEX DEX DEX

1) My favourite hot sauce is Cholula. ----Jess (Don't know her, so why not?)
2) I convinced a virgin I met at a party to let me fuck her in the arse because she was on her period; but I could only get my bellend inside her. ----Dex methinks
3) I'm so ronery. ----- Nick Statler. He is.
4) When I was younger, I took a shit and mashed it into my sister's hair while she was sleeping. ----Lemonz
5) I used to be a hockey goalie. ----Deadbeat (he's Canadian)
6) The first time I had sex, I lost my erection and never came; so for a week after, I wasn't sure if I had lost my virginity or not - until I fucked her properly. ----Skipper. He had the same problem with me before.
7) I had to attend sexual harassment classes after telling an ugly, 50 year-old teacher that I'd love to finger her. ----Wesley, that's something they'd do in America.
8) I'm terrified of deep water. ----Yates (African American stereotypes aren't funny)
9) I shave my feet. ----Me
10) When I was ten, a huge dog bit me in the nuts and pierced my scrotum. It fully healed and no girl has ever noticed. ----WKH
11) I make myself pass out in the shower for fun.----Mono
12) After fucking a girl in the arse and cumming inside her, she pushed the semen and lube mixture from her colon onto my stomach. She thought it was hilarious. ----Fucking gross. Bazariah
13) I had a dream in which I sucked my best mate's cock. ----Made
14) I came third in a European Dance Dance Revolution competition. ----Kane because Circa said so.
15) While fucking a girl I made her bleed, which led to the discovery of her cervical cancer. ----Fucking lol! Petey could cum up with this.

Lulzzezz

ahh fuck, next time im in. ill guess later on right now nhl 06 is calling me

Some of these are hilarious...

My guesses:

2) I convinced a virgin I met at a party to let me fuck her in the arse because she was on her period; but I could only get my bellend inside her - Dex
6) The first time I had sex, I lost my erection and never came; so for a week after, I wasn't sure if I had lost my virginity or not - until I fucked her properly - Ray
7) I had to attend sexual harassment classes after telling an ugly, 50 year-old teacher that I'd love to finger her - Nick
8) I'm terrified of deep water - Kane
9) I shave my feet - Ray
11) I make myself pass out in the shower for fun - Blargh
12) After fucking a girl in the arse and cumming inside her, she pushed the semen and lube mixture from her colon onto my stomach. She thought it was hilarious. - Baz
13) I had a dream in which I sucked my best mate's cock - Skipper
14) I came third in a European Dance Dance Revolution competition - Baz / Kane
15) While fucking a girl I made her bleed, which led to the discovery of her cervical cancer - Dex


I want to know who number 4 is bad.

2) I convinced a virgin I met at a party to let me fuck her in the arse because she was on her period; but I could only get my bellend inside her.

Kane



4) When I was younger, I took a shit and mashed it into my sister's hair while she was sleeping.

I would say Yates, but I dont know if he has a sister so I will go with Dex, as he is the only guy I know with a sister?



8) I'm terrified of deep water.

Made



11) I make myself pass out in the shower for fun.

Mono



12) After fucking a girl in the arse and cumming inside her, she pushed the semen and lube mixture from her colon onto my stomach. She thought it was hilarious.

Dex

O dear......seriously.

Probs won't drag this on until Tuesday, but we'll see. Some of your guesses/reasons are jokez btw.

Totally Guessed Most.

1) My favourite hot sauce is Cholula.
Hookedonlemons - Why Not?

2) I convinced a virgin I met at a party to let me fuck her in the arse because she was on her period; but I could only get my bellend inside her.
Dex - Fat Cock. Mmmm....

3) I'm so ronery.
Blargh - Lives near Kim Jong Yil.

4) When I was younger, I took a shit and mashed it into my sister's hair while she was sleeping.
Geaslin - Just seems CORE.

5) I used to be a hockey goalie.
Deadbeat - Lives in Maple Syrup Land.

6) The first time I had sex, I lost my erection and never came; so for a week after, I wasn't sure if I had lost my virginity or not - until I fucked her properly.
Mono - I Was There.

7) I had to attend sexual harassment classes after telling an ugly, 50 year-old teacher that I'd love to finger her.
Kane - If This Isn't Him Then I'll Eat My Own Head.

8) I'm terrified of deep water.
Ray - So Innocent.

9) I shave my feet.
Jess - I've Seen Them, Clear Stubble Rash.

10) When I was ten, a huge dog bit me in the nuts and pierced my scrotum. It fully healed and no girl has ever noticed.
Bazariah - Total Guess.

11) I make myself pass out in the shower for fun.
Nick - Cause Slavin Wasn't an Option.

12) After fucking a girl in the arse and cumming inside her, she pushed the semen and lube mixture from her colon onto my stomach. She thought it was hilarious.
Yates - Type of Things Niggers Do.

13) I had a dream in which I sucked my best mate's cock.
WKH - Saw How He Looked At Me In Leeds. Real Gay.

14) I came third in a European Dance Dance Revolution competition.
Me - I'm Fucking Awesome.

15) While fucking a girl I made her bleed, which led to the discovery of her cervical cancer.
Skipper - Luke Was The Creator of Cancer.

2) I convinced a virgin I met at a party to let me fuck her in the arse because she was on her period; but I could only get my bellend inside her. --Dex
3) I'm so ronery. -- Ray. since he isnt at camp anymore.
6) The first time I had sex, I lost my erection and never came; so for a week after, I wasn't sure if I had lost my virginity or not - until I fucked her properly. --mono
8) I'm terrified of deep water. --wkh
10) When I was ten, a huge dog bit me in the nuts and pierced my scrotum. It fully healed and no girl has ever noticed. --wesley. I think I remember hearing this story while intoxicated.
11) I make myself pass out in the shower for fun.--skipper
12) After fucking a girl in the arse and cumming inside her, she pushed the semen and lube mixture from her colon onto my stomach. She thought it was hilarious. --blargh
13) I had a dream in which I sucked my best mate's cock. --jess
14) I came third in a European Dance Dance Revolution competition. --baz
15) While fucking a girl I made her bleed, which led to the discovery of her cervical cancer. --Yates

loooooooooool.

I knew you would get a kick out of that.

I love how most think Dex is number 2 hahahaha

Come on people fill this shit out.

LOL/

Yeh it's like all the disgusting sex ones people think are me.

God I must give such a good impression to people on this forum!


2) I convinced a virgin I met at a party to let me fuck her in the arse because she was on her period; but I could only get my bellend inside her. - Kane

3) I'm so ronery. Blargh

4) When I was younger, I took a shit and mashed it into my sister's hair while she was sleeping. - BLL_Geaslin

6) The first time I had sex, I lost my erection and never came; so for a week after, I wasn't sure if I had lost my virginity or not - until I fucked her properly. Nick Statler

7) I had to attend sexual harassment classes after telling an ugly, 50 year-old teacher that I'd love to finger her. - Skipper

9) I shave my feet. - Yates

10) When I was ten, a huge dog bit me in the nuts and pierced my scrotum. It fully healed and no girl has ever noticed. Hookedonlemons

12) After fucking a girl in the arse and cumming inside her, she pushed the semen and lube mixture from her colon onto my stomach. She thought it was hilarious. WKH

13) I had a dream in which I sucked my best mate's cock. - Deadbeat

14) I came third in a European Dance Dance Revolution competition. - Made

15) While fucking a girl I made her bleed, which led to the discovery of her cervical cancer. Mono

This is fucking tough, but, lulzy indeed. =D


1) My favourite hot sauce is Cholula. - Hookedonlemons

2) I convinced a virgin I met at a party to let me fuck her in the arse because she was on her period; but I could only get my bellend inside her. - I'm going to have to say Dex on this one.

3) I'm so ronery. - Everyone thinks this is me . . . It isn't. =P

4) When I was younger, I took a shit and mashed it into my sister's hair while she was sleeping. - Wes? Only because of Liam's comment in the original thread.

5) I used to be a hockey goalie. - Deadbeat.

6) The first time I had sex, I lost my erection and never came; so for a week after, I wasn't sure if I had lost my virginity or not - until I fucked her properly. - WKH

7) I had to attend sexual harassment classes after telling an ugly, 50 year-old teacher that I'd love to finger her. - Baz

8) I'm terrified of deep water. - Jess (who the fuck is Jess?)

9) I shave my feet. - Yates. I mean, look at that mean beard he's rockin'

10) When I was ten, a huge dog bit me in the nuts and pierced my scrotum. It fully healed and no girl has ever noticed. - Made. I don't know why.

11) I make myself pass out in the shower for fun. - Nick Statler.

12) After fucking a girl in the arse and cumming inside her, she pushed the semen and lube mixture from her colon onto my stomach. She thought it was hilarious. - Ray.

13) I had a dream in which I sucked my best mate's cock. - Skipper. . . perhaps.

14) I came third in a European Dance Dance Revolution competition. - I'm going to say Mono for this one.

15) While fucking a girl I made her bleed, which led to the discovery of her cervical cancer. - Kane.


I'm probably way off, but fuck, some of those are great.

Its funnier that you think you know someone well enough to say that they did this when 90% of us will probably ever actually meet.

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Ahh, right-o.

Jeez you let your Mrs. post here? That's almost impressive.

This place is so full of degenerates that somewhere in the world there's a McDonalds running itself.

I want results now.

1) My favourite hot sauce is Cholula - Jess

2) I convinced a virgin I met at a party to let me fuck her in the arse because she was on her period; but I could only get my bellend inside her - Made

4) When I was younger, I took a shit and mashed it into my sister's hair while she was sleeping - Wkh

5) I used to be a hockey goalie - Mono

6) The first time I had sex, I lost my erection and never came; so for a week after, I wasn't sure if I had lost my virginity or not - until I fucked her properly - Yates

7) I had to attend sexual harassment classes after telling an ugly, 50 year-old teacher that I'd love to finger her - BLL_Geaslin (???)

8) I'm terrified of deep water - Hookedonlemons (sounds like something he would say)

10) When I was ten, a huge dog bit me in the nuts and pierced my scrotum. It fully healed and no girl has ever noticed - Kane

11) I make myself pass out in the shower for fun - Ray (you kinky bastard)

12) After fucking a girl in the arse and cumming inside her, she pushed the semen and lube mixture from her colon onto my stomach. She thought it was hilarious - Bazariah (???)

13) I had a dream in which I sucked my best mate's cock - Skipper (British)

14) I came third in a European Dance Dance Revolution competition - Dex

15) While fucking a girl I made her bleed, which led to the discovery of her cervical cancer - Nick Statler

Poor Luke.

1) My favourite hot sauce is Cholula. - yates (hot sauce = black people jokes)
2) I convinced a virgin I met at a party to let me fuck her in the arse because she was on her period; but I could only get my bellend inside her. - Dex (big penis and such)
3) I'm so ronery. - blargh (lives in japan)
4) When I was younger, I took a shit and mashed it into my sister's hair while she was sleeping. - mono (if I get this right, maybe you should get a restraining order jokes)
5) I used to be a hockey goalie. - deadbeat (only canadian in this)
6) The first time I had sex, I lost my erection and never came; so for a week after, I wasn't sure if I had lost my virginity or not - until I fucked her properly. - Ray (something funny would happen to him)
7) I had to attend sexual harassment classes after telling an ugly, 50 year-old teacher that I'd love to finger her. - wesley (im pretty sure its either you or nick, cant remember who tho if im right)
8) I'm terrified of deep water. lemons (no real reason just guessed)
9) I shave my feet. wkh (shaves his head to his feet)
10) When I was ten, a huge dog bit me in the nuts and pierced my scrotum. It fully healed and no girl has ever noticed. - Baz (just a guess no reason)
11) I make myself pass out in the shower for fun. - jess (really no clue on hers so shot in the dark)
12) After fucking a girl in the arse and cumming inside her, she pushed the semen and lube mixture from her colon onto my stomach. She thought it was hilarious. - made (since the sex tape of it )
13) I had a dream in which I sucked my best mate's cock. - nick (you are gay)
14) I came third in a European Dance Dance Revolution competition. - skipper (cuz he gotz teh dance m0vezzz)
15) While fucking a girl I made her bleed, which led to the discovery of her cervical cancer. - kane (I <3 you)

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1) My favourite hot sauce is Cholula. -Deadbeat
2) I convinced a virgin I met at a party to let me fuck her in the arse because she was on her period; but I could only get my bellend inside her. -Dex
3) I'm so ronery. -Nick Statler
4) When I was younger, I took a shit and mashed it into my sister's hair while she was sleeping. -BLL_Geaslin
5) I used to be a hockey goalie. -Blargh
6) The first time I had sex, I lost my erection and never came; so for a week after, I wasn't sure if I had lost my virginity or not - until I fucked her properly. -Made
7) I had to attend sexual harassment classes after telling an ugly, 50 year-old teacher that I'd love to finger her. -Kane
8) I'm terrified of deep water. -Jess (this is me too but isn't, I can't swim zzz)
9) I shave my feet. -Ray
10) When I was ten, a huge dog bit me in the nuts and pierced my scrotum. It fully healed and no girl has ever noticed. -Bazariah
11) I make myself pass out in the shower for fun. -Mono
12) After fucking a girl in the arse and cumming inside her, she pushed the semen and lube mixture from her colon onto my stomach. She thought it was hilarious. -Wkh
13) I had a dream in which I sucked my best mate's cock. -Skipper
14) I came third in a European Dance Dance Revolution competition. -Hookedonlemons
15) While fucking a girl I made her bleed, which led to the discovery of her cervical cancer. -Yates

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