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Funk Master Steven
post #151
04 March 2008, 22:39 UTC#151
QUOTE(BLL_Geaslin @ Mar 4 2008, 07:36 PM) [snapback]471215[/snapback]

QUOTE(Ray @ Mar 4 2008, 05:34 PM) [snapback]471213[/snapback]

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The Vikings surround your soon-to-be corpse, grinning from horn to horn. You stare sheepishly at the growing mass of man encircling you. The seperation lessens as you sense your impending doom racing toward you. Morgax and Monox rush at you, broadswords drawn. You attempt to dodge, but nothing escapes the blade of a viking. You feel the initial rip of your stomach's thin flesh tear like fine leather. Your warm blood rushes from the incision as your entrails stream from your abdomen. Monox lays at your feet, face up, as your essence bathes him in the glory of your fading soul. Your bowels release themselves as you stare down at the blood-soaked monox reaching toward the incision, seeking your quickly exposed heart. Monox rises, drenched in your lifeblood and rips your slowly beating heart from your chest. He bites deep into your cardia and devours your life as your vacated corpse falls to the ground.

Vikings. Are. Here.


I laughed my viking ass off at that one



Seconded.
Ray
post #152
04 March 2008, 22:43 UTC#152
:biggrin: Liam

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*Ignoring the feeble pleas for mercy, Morgax unleashes his pet wolves; the hounds of Odin. They instantly advance on the wounded and dying: teeth and claws effortlessly flaying flesh from bone. All screams, all the words of those before him go unheeded. There is a snap as someone's spine breaks like a twig in the jaws of the grey wolf. The heat from the flames is unbearable. Morgax laughs*


Reply -

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The carnal canines copulate with copious kid c**t.


I am digging the alliteration.
cIRca
post #153
04 March 2008, 22:43 UTC#153
I gotta call it a night guys.

I'll check the ruins tomorrow. :)
Liam
post #154
04 March 2008, 22:45 UTC#154
I'm about to unleash the Pain Montage.

Seriously, be warned. This shit is real.
Ray
post #155
04 March 2008, 22:45 UTC#155
Oh, it's bad. Really bad. Jesus screaching Christ, these guys just got raped. I would post more disgusting pictures than I have, but my dad's roaming around and will likely see it and question why I would want to see that...

This is great, though. So much fun. There're only 9 members online now, and they're basically all us.
Fubar
post #156
04 March 2008, 22:46 UTC#156
I lolled at theese comments

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Bri save us! Your moderator! :sad:


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shes trying her hardest lol


and then
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*The one called Bri is already dead, burned alive at the stake. The vikings will eat well tonight*
Funk Master Steven
post #157
04 March 2008, 22:47 UTC#157
QUOTE(cIRca @ Mar 4 2008, 07:43 PM) [snapback]471218[/snapback]

I gotta call it a night guys.

I'll check the ruins tomorrow. :)


Valhalla!

QUOTE(Liam @ Mar 4 2008, 07:45 PM) [snapback]471219[/snapback]

I'm about to unleash the Pain Montage.

Seriously, be warned. This shit is real.


I'm flooding cIRca shit sucker pics.

Post all your posts here cause I know there all class.
BLL_Geaslin
post #158
04 March 2008, 22:47 UTC#158
I PM'd every person that I knew wasn't us that was online at the moment
Liam
post #159
04 March 2008, 22:48 UTC#159
I'll rest when we have a post in every first-page thread. Shouldn't take too long.
Ray
post #160
04 March 2008, 23:02 UTC#160
There's not even an Admin or a Mod on there at all. It didn't seem like there were many active users in the first place. I'd say this might just be the nail in the coffin for the forum. Feels good to rid the world of their shit.

By the way, they could easily trace this back to us by just searching some of the user names into Google. Here in a month or so, at least. Maybe...
Liam
post #161
04 March 2008, 23:03 UTC#161
You really think they're that smart? And at least we'll be ready for them. We've had months sharpening our axes on pornbots.
nickstatler
post #162
04 March 2008, 23:04 UTC#162
Oh well... let them raid us! We will be prepared for battle
Edit: Wes on Nick's computer
Ray
post #164
04 March 2008, 23:05 UTC#164
It's true. Rarely does a spamthread go undeleted for more than 5 minutes. We've always got (active) mods on and there are plenty of us available to survive an attack. Hell, I'd welcome an attack from another forum. It'd be kind of fun just to battle.


Edit - Fucking AWESOME, Liam! Seriously, soooo funny. And, 31 posts! That's nuts! I find the written spam/attacks to be more satisfying. A lot of time involved...but more satisfying.
Funk Master Steven
post #165
04 March 2008, 23:06 UTC#165
QUOTE(Liam @ Mar 4 2008, 08:03 PM) [snapback]471233[/snapback]

You really think they're that smart? And at least we'll be ready for them. We've had months sharpening our axes on pornbots.


Guys, It has been my dream to do this for years.

Forum Warz is something I've wet dreamed about.

Ray
post #166
04 March 2008, 23:09 UTC#166
Well, we have the manpower and ability to do a lot of damage. We can be like Nazi Germany.
nickstatler
post #167
04 March 2008, 23:09 UTC#167
So, while we were raiding, was anyone else listening to Amon Amarth?
Baby of the Smack that couldnt g
post #168
04 March 2008, 23:11 UTC#168
yar I need to be better prepared, I suck at this, ahh what ever I just bombard them with tranny porn, and shout vikings
Ray
post #169
04 March 2008, 23:11 UTC#169
I was tuning into the news to see if word of our attack made the local publications.

Nah, I was seeing the results of my state's primary election today.

This was wayyyyyyy more fun than anything else we've done on here. And, all of our warriors weren't even present for the attack. Big Mike wasn't here and there are others that will be able and willing to launch a more prolific attack on our latest victim.
Funk Master Steven
post #170
04 March 2008, 23:12 UTC#170
Were Vikings we don't hack. Once we get hackers we can level up.
Mr. Brown
post #171
04 March 2008, 23:12 UTC#171
QUOTE(nickstatler @ Mar 5 2008, 12:09 AM) [snapback]471240[/snapback]

So, while we were raiding, was anyone else listening to Amon Amarth?


I thought about it. :happy:

EDIT: My attacks were pretty low core though. Sorry, I just don't have the ability to look up pictures of severely stretched male anuses.
Ray
post #172
04 March 2008, 23:15 UTC#172
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Mar 4 2008, 07:12 PM) [snapback]471243[/snapback]

Were Vikings we don't hack. Once we get hackers we can level up.

Yeah, that's my main worry with forum wars. Ours getting hacked. We don't have the amount of knowledge and hacking skills among our ranks able to do the same damage to them. At least...I don't think we do. That's why attacking hapless fools like Avril Lavigne and Panic! fans is the best route to take.
Funk Master Steven
post #173
04 March 2008, 23:18 UTC#173
QUOTE("TomFletcherIsGodLAD")
Oh I get it! Sorry, if this is a fan fic you'll have to start a new topic on the fan fic bored, rather than posting on already open ones XD.


Best reply.
Baby of the Smack that couldnt g
post #174
04 March 2008, 23:20 UTC#174
vanilla ice for teh win

edit - I did the print screen thing, but I dont know how to scale it down to post on here without it being supre huge
Funk Master Steven
post #175
04 March 2008, 23:38 UTC#175
QUOTE(Ray @ Mar 4 2008, 08:15 PM) [snapback]471245[/snapback]

QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Mar 4 2008, 07:12 PM) [snapback]471243[/snapback]

Were Vikings we don't hack. Once we get hackers we can level up.

Yeah, that's my main worry with forum wars. Ours getting hacked. We don't have the amount of knowledge and hacking skills among our ranks able to do the same damage to them. At least...I don't think we do. That's why attacking hapless fools like Avril Lavigne and Panic! fans is the best route to take.


Yep.

I'm planning some convert operations as of now, we need to keep this crappy band attack going strong but I want to infiltrate bigger game Image file not present in the recovered backup
jonb
post #176
04 March 2008, 23:44 UTC#176
sorry my fellow men, I could not be present for battle, I will partake in tommorrows battle, unless we would like to have another raid sometime, I dont really want to raid alone.

accually im at school till 3, and im on the west coast so that an hour after the raids began.

VANHALLA

QUOTE(Fubar @ Mar 4 2008, 04:46 PM) [snapback]471222[/snapback]

I lolled at theese comments

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Bri save us! Your moderator! :sad:


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shes trying her hardest lol


and then
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*The one called Bri is already dead, burned alive at the stake. The vikings will eat well tonight*




fucking choice shit right there.
corus
post #177
04 March 2008, 23:59 UTC#177
Is this still going? I was out slaying wild beasts with my bare hands and bathing in their blood.
Funk Master Steven
post #179
05 March 2008, 00:04 UTC#179
QUOTE(jonb @ Mar 4 2008, 09:03 PM) [snapback]471258[/snapback]

since I could not be here for the raid im finishing there forum, posting fire pics in every thread.

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Image file not present in the recovered backup Excellent work good sir.