post #121
04 March 2008, 21:49 UTC#121
okay, next time I will be TH0R_GoD oF tHuNdEr
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post #122
04 March 2008, 21:52 UTC#122
post #123
04 March 2008, 21:55 UTC#123
what subforum we going for? or just all?
post #124
04 March 2008, 21:56 UTC#124
QUOTE(mono @ Mar 4 2008, 10:55 PM) [snapback]471183[/snapback]
what subforum we going for? or just all?
Just go nuts I guess.
My first stop is c-c-c-combo breaking their "count to a million" thread.
post #125
04 March 2008, 21:57 UTC#125
I'll hit the first subforum and as many topics in there as my connection speed will allow.
post #126
04 March 2008, 21:57 UTC#126
I was under the impression that we should make it as prolific as possible. Everything must go. I'll go into some old old old thread and bump those to the portal.
I am poised and ready. I don't really feel like going through the screen capture process and uploading it to here. But, you guys will see my work and if you want to take some caps on my behalf if anything especially funny happens, I would appreciate it.
Edit - Al, on your word, we will attack. You say go.
I am poised and ready. I don't really feel like going through the screen capture process and uploading it to here. But, you guys will see my work and if you want to take some caps on my behalf if anything especially funny happens, I would appreciate it.
Edit - Al, on your word, we will attack. You say go.
post #127
04 March 2008, 21:58 UTC#127
Look for sub forums with the most activity.
Person with most reaction posts to there terror wins.
Each reaction post is a kill.
Person with most reaction posts to there terror wins.
Each reaction post is a kill.
post #128
04 March 2008, 21:58 UTC#128
Agreed, there's one mod online; I'm just gonna blow through as fast as possible. I'll let the results speak for themselves.
post #129
04 March 2008, 22:00 UTC#129
ALright guys lets go.
post #130
04 March 2008, 22:01 UTC#130
CHARGE.
post #131
04 March 2008, 22:01 UTC#131
Charging as I speak.
For Valhalla, brothers.
For Valhalla, brothers.
post #132
04 March 2008, 22:06 UTC#132
my internet is slow as shit 
post #133
04 March 2008, 22:10 UTC#133
FOR VALHALLLLAAAAAA!!!
post #134
04 March 2008, 22:15 UTC#134
Unaccountable amounts of dirty cock pictures.
post #135
04 March 2008, 22:16 UTC#135
Mike, those damned shopped pics made me shit myself. Oh my god. The second one with just a subtle erection was soooo funny. Barely visible. So perfect. Mad props.
post #136
04 March 2008, 22:17 UTC#136
Haha yeah, the photoshopped pics were great
post #137
04 March 2008, 22:18 UTC#137
Post in as many threads as you can, post large amounts of your dirty pics so they have to scroll past them.
Only 1 mod it'll take years to clean all this up.
Mike, those damned shopped pics made me shit myself. Oh my god. The second one with just a subtle erection was soooo funny. Barely visible. So perfect. Mad props.
Link, I haven't looked at anyone else, I'm just posting as fast as I can.
Only 1 mod it'll take years to clean all this up.
QUOTE(Ray @ Mar 4 2008, 07:16 PM) [snapback]471199[/snapback]
Mike, those damned shopped pics made me shit myself. Oh my god. The second one with just a subtle erection was soooo funny. Barely visible. So perfect. Mad props.
Link, I haven't looked at anyone else, I'm just posting as fast as I can.
post #138
04 March 2008, 22:19 UTC#138
Big Brother roleplay is a fucking goldmine. Ray, are you Drakkon? I cracked up so hard at that.
post #139
04 March 2008, 22:20 UTC#139
Same haha, internet is so bad though.
He is deleting my posts though, my count is going down.
He is deleting my posts though, my count is going down.
post #140
04 March 2008, 22:23 UTC#140
Proceeding to flood the Mod's PM box. For Valhalla.
post #141
04 March 2008, 22:23 UTC#141
QUOTE(Liam @ Mar 4 2008, 06:19 PM) [snapback]471202[/snapback]
Big Brother roleplay is a fucking goldmine. Ray, are you Drakkon? I cracked up so hard at that.
Yeah, that's me. Haha, I loved your post about having the sword as long as a man is tall. Hahahahhaa I am crying over here. This is the best thing to happen on here in months.
That got 3 reply posts, though. +3 for Raymond.
Tom, your posts are sooooooooooo vulgar. Keep it up.
post #142
04 March 2008, 22:23 UTC#142
QUOTE(Liam @ Mar 4 2008, 04:56 PM) [snapback]471184[/snapback]
My first stop is c-c-c-combo breaking their "count to a million" thread.
epic
post #143
04 March 2008, 22:25 UTC#143
QUOTE(Liam @ Mar 4 2008, 07:23 PM) [snapback]471205[/snapback]
Proceeding to flood the Mod's PM box. For Valhalla.
Genius.
There flood control is such a joke.
QUOTE
I storm into the room containing these hapless hens and wreak relentless havoc upon the hopeless hoards of homosexuals. I withdraw my longsword and lacerate the weak and unworthy. I gather the young and feeble and set alight their flesh. I roar over their screams for mercy and move on to the women. My cragged, unconsenting c**t craving c**k severs all hymens within the village. I mercilessly pound the grieving pussy holes to the point of bursting, and then pound further. Ripping the flesh and opening more room for my fellow Vikings to fill the void with more Valhalla seed.
We have spoken.
We have spoken.
Post these posts, I am just flooding every thread I can see, I want to read this shit lol.
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*One of the homosexuals seems to have survived the slaughter. I ride in on my colossal warhorse, claiming a lance that is a longer than a man is tall. Coming in at full speed, I impale any survivors like a gruesome kebab and let them cook over the towering inferno that was the house
Funniest shit ever.
post #144
04 March 2008, 22:27 UTC#144
I got a "your momma" joke in retaliation to one of my posts. Chalk up another sacrifice to Odin.
post #145
04 March 2008, 22:31 UTC#145
QUOTE(Liam @ Mar 4 2008, 07:27 PM) [snapback]471209[/snapback]
I got a "your momma" joke in retaliation to one of my posts. Chalk up another sacrifice to Odin.
Praise him.
post #146
04 March 2008, 22:33 UTC#146
My forte is the visual horror.
They will all know the pain of VALHALLA!
They will all know the pain of VALHALLA!
post #147
04 March 2008, 22:34 UTC#147
I'm really late, but I just registered.
Say hello to Barael Strongbow.
Say hello to Barael Strongbow.
post #148
04 March 2008, 22:34 UTC#148
QUOTE
The Vikings surround your soon-to-be corpse, grinning from horn to horn. You stare sheepishly at the growing mass of man encircling you. The seperation lessens as you sense your impending doom racing toward you. Morgax and Monox rush at you, broadswords drawn. You attempt to dodge, but nothing escapes the blade of a viking. You feel the initial rip of your stomach's thin flesh tear like fine leather. Your warm blood rushes from the incision as your entrails stream from your abdomen. Monox lays at your feet, face up, as your essence bathes him in the glory of your fading soul. Your bowels release themselves as you stare down at the blood-soaked monox reaching toward the incision, seeking your quickly exposed heart. Monox rises, drenched in your lifeblood and rips your slowly beating heart from your chest. He bites deep into your cardia and devours your life as your vacated corpse falls to the ground.
Vikings. Are. Here.
Vikings. Are. Here.
post #149
04 March 2008, 22:35 UTC#149
QUOTE(cIRca @ Mar 4 2008, 07:33 PM) [snapback]471211[/snapback]
My forte is the visual horror.
They will all know the pain of VALHALLA!
Yeah dude whenever we see a pic you posted the whole room here is like "OH shit!".
post #150
04 March 2008, 22:36 UTC#150
QUOTE(Ray @ Mar 4 2008, 05:34 PM) [snapback]471213[/snapback]
QUOTE
The Vikings surround your soon-to-be corpse, grinning from horn to horn. You stare sheepishly at the growing mass of man encircling you. The seperation lessens as you sense your impending doom racing toward you. Morgax and Monox rush at you, broadswords drawn. You attempt to dodge, but nothing escapes the blade of a viking. You feel the initial rip of your stomach's thin flesh tear like fine leather. Your warm blood rushes from the incision as your entrails stream from your abdomen. Monox lays at your feet, face up, as your essence bathes him in the glory of your fading soul. Your bowels release themselves as you stare down at the blood-soaked monox reaching toward the incision, seeking your quickly exposed heart. Monox rises, drenched in your lifeblood and rips your slowly beating heart from your chest. He bites deep into your cardia and devours your life as your vacated corpse falls to the ground.
Vikings. Are. Here.
Vikings. Are. Here.
I laughed my viking ass off at that one
Edit: Drew! Your first post was priceless