Brits Even Dumber Than Americans

All strategic for our benefit, so we can have like 2 troops in a warzone whilst America loses half their population.

All part of the cleverness of our great nation. Great Britain is Great!

Stopped silage from molding. Can you imagine?

Why have any of your troops in the War Zone?

Because your PM is a fucking puss and got intimidated by George Bush into doing it.

Fucking pusses.

Because we want a share of oilz. There is always method behind Great Britains apparent madness.

Do not estimate our empirial colonial monarchial powerz.

And all your US and UK silage was molding until Artturi Ilmari Virtanen invented the AIV-fodder

Yeah, like we'd let your greasy fish 'n chip covered hands on our fucking oil. Halaburton took care of the oil, our Vice President's company. You guys didn't we did, so yeah your getting killed for our Oil.

Thanks.





Our month of March is already Artturi Ilmari Virtanen month, what more do you want?

Lies. Do you think our troops are fighting? Why do you think they fucked off from Basra? To pump oil from the ground, dumbass!

God save the queen!

Nothing, just some recognition for his great achievements was all I wanted and that I got, thank you.

Happy upcoming Artturi Ilmari Virtanen month everybody

We both know who won here dude, I know your gonna try to keep this up but we are raping Iraq you guys are in there all thinking your getting a cut like a guy hanging out with a group of pot smokers hoping for a spare roach hit or to clear the resin from a pipe.

Let's face it, both nations have the power to nuke the entire country and I think that is what should happen. Ground support has only been deployed to save their scummy cockroach civilians anyway. However, let us look at some Iraq war stats:







I think it's clear who is getting raped up the ass, ignorant yank.

Marc Mason was born in Basra!

{impression of patriotic red neck}

You want graphs you pencil neck geek, hows bout this for a graph.

My foot up your ass.

We kicked your ass 3 times and we'll do it a 4th after this whole sand nigger sitch-e-ation is taken a hold of.

{my actual response}

I assume were getting raped up the ass seeing as we increase the amount of soldiers sent to Iraq every month it seems.

I don't care if we nuke Iraq, wont solve shit because we went to war with a country over some random civilians bombing our towers. We need to solve the crazy not try and kill it, because that logic its self is crazy.

I don't remember ever saying you guys were getting killed more, only that your government shook there military cocks and provided us with some piss drops of soldiers as opposed to the load we blew into Iraq because we blew our load and you guys didn't want to be left out.

Britain's history of war with the world is longer then ours so it makes sense you guys wanted to get in on the train were running on Iraq.

canada invented great sports like hockey, lacrosse, basket ball, and baseball



hahha sandmonkey

you might wanna leave that last retarded ballgame out, we already have our own far superior modified baseball based ballgame here which doesn't rely solely on hitting the ball. Which still sucks though.

dont worry marc, your the only sand monkey ill accept. still wont fully trust you alone in my lab, but eh

damn shitting straight you shouldn't ima be a nuclear physicist when I grow older.

My personal thoughts, I would have to agree with Smack Baby and say that canada comes out on top. the only bad thing to come out of Canada
is Celine Dion.

I've just read that and Im crying with laughter, thank you ben so much.

And Bryan Adams; and pretty much all Canadians.

With their creepy beady little eyes and heads flapping all over the place. Ugh.

but mike myers (although originally from england) and jim carrey are awesome.

I was starting to think people thought I was being serious

So there was no acid?

Gay.

god dammit my name is slavin, I still have yet to receive an answer on why my name was switched to smack baby

Shut up Smack Baby.

if thats some sort of hint...I still didnt get it

Haha, I have no idea why your name got changed. Talk to Matt.

It's because you smack babies

Yeah, that had to be Matt's doing, Slavin. If you keep bitching, I have the feeling it'll only stay the same or be changed to something worse.

It should be changed to Vagina Owner....
What's worse than that