Brits Even Dumber Than Americans

word.

Hahaha

Never knew this.

Fuck yeah, Winston Churchill was like James Bond, Han Solo and a panther rolled into one.

Hmmm, we need to man that up a bit.

How about Rambo, a picture of Jesus smoking a spliff, Yoda, and a panther with roid rage all rolled into one.

Biggest lol I've got today, thank you good sir.

Canada was sorta founded by Britain, does that mean we are dumb too?

best post of 08



well your dumb, dunno about the rest of us eh

good point.

I love how the US finally jump at the chance to not seem like total retards.

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US = origin of dumb.

Americans are basically the dumbest of nations inbred and born on a huge mass of isolated land, thus feeding their already ignorant prehistoric brains.

Of course, you do get the odd intelligent exceptions but they probably have British ancestry.

Shut up with that bull shit. All the tech advances we gave to the world you should be sucking each of our red white and blue egg sized testicles.

Everyone knows all the stupid in the world comes from Whales.

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tech advances like??

and dude if you got red,white and blue egg sized testicles you should realy go see a doctor about that, sounds like it could be some kind of STD

Most tech advances came from Britain, America just copied and asked China to cheaply produce them.

Or I had my balls genetically infused with patriot blood from Jesus Christ himself (first American citizen).

PROOF





Uh maybe the factory shit, but I'm pretty sure we invented the Plane, the Helicopter, Wu-Tang Clan, and AIDS (Our government made it to destroy Africa so we could ravage it's mineral wealth).

Edit: Forgot Jay-Z or "J-Hova", which means we invented God. If God created the earth America created the earth.

PROOF

Type in Hova into google image search.

Sit and spin.

The first "successfull" plane was flown by Americans, not successfull enough for a proper flight it was then improvised by Europeans and Americans alike. The helicopter was a Russian invention. Wu-tang are shite, so not worth discussing and AIDS was invented for the Africans by myself.

Ultimately many countries through wars have invented and made the advances in technology we see today, sometimes single nations do it sometimes it is the deriative of many nations working together. Nevertheless, America cannot claim glory for advances in technology when so often it is the combined or sole work of other nations.

America never created the earth, America is a new country compared to Britain. The British influence is far reaching, it reached all over the world and is especially prominent in America where even our language is spoken. If you go back in history, Britains influence on the world has been vaster and of more importance than Americas. America only considers itself as such an influence because of the post millenium power of the dollar which was used as a standard trading currency, thus America becoming one of the superpowers.

America's saying of "if America sneezes, the rest of the world catches a cold" is wrong and dated because if Japan, China, Britain, Europe, Saudi Arabia and so on sneeze, America sure as well will catch a cold.

Of course, America has done good things, brung good things to the world. But let's not discount other counties, whereby America would be a shadow of it's current self should they not have existed or made the technology advances.

the plane:

The first recorded attempts at aviation were made by Yuan Huangtou and Abbas Ibn Firnas. Leonardo da Vinci drew an aircraft in the 15th century. Francois Pilatre de Rozier and Francois d'Arlandes flew in an aircraft lighter than air, a balloon. The biggest challenge became to create other craft, capable of controlled flight.

Sir George Cayley, 6th Baronet (December 27, 1773 – December 15, 1857) "Father of Aerodynamics" was a prolific English engineer from Brompton-by-Sawdon, near Scarborough in Yorkshire. He was a pioneer of aeronautical engineering

the helicopter:

In 1906, two French brothers, Jacques and Louis Breguet, began experimenting with airfoils for helicopters and in 1907, those experiments resulted in the Gyroplane No.1. Although there is some discrepancy about the dates, sometime between 14 August and 29 September 1907, the Gyroplane No. 1 lifted its pilot up into the air about two feet (0.6 meters) for a minute. However, the Gyroplane No. 1 proved to be extremely unsteady and required a man at each corner of the airframe to hold it steady. For this reason, the flights of the Gyroplane No. 1 are considered to be the first manned flight of a helicopter, but not a free or untethered flight.

That same year, fellow French inventor Paul Cornu designed and built a helicopter that used two 20-foot (6-meter) counter-rotating rotors driven by a 24-hp (18-kW) Antoinette engine. On November 13, 1907, it lifted its inventor to 1 foot (0.3 meters) and remained aloft for 20 seconds. Although this flight was smaller in its achievement than that of the Breguet brothers, it was greater in accomplishment in that it was the first true free flight with a pilot. The Cornu helicopter would achieve a height of nearly 2 meters but also proved to be unstable and was abandoned after only a few flights.

aids:

AIDS was first reported June 5, 1981, when the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recorded a cluster of Pneumocystis carinii pneumonia (now still classified as PCP but known to be caused by Pneumocystis jirovecii) in five homosexual men in Los Angeles.

Three of the earliest known instances of HIV infection are:

A plasma sample taken in 1959 from an adult male living in Kinshasa, today part of the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
HIV found in tissue samples from "Robert R.", a 15 year old African-American teenager who died in St. Louis in 1969.
HIV found in tissue samples from Arvid Noe, a Norwegian sailor who died around 1976

correct on everything but the helicopter.

helicopter

Naw lies.

Wu-Tang Rules.

Edit: Wow it's so funny how 2 dudes will come to UK's defense the second I drop some real shit.

I didn't read half of your guys shit because I didn't really care enough but like I'm saying America did everything first.

Let's just all agree that Britain is the secks and America is the suck

Lets just all agree America wins by default because it's were I LIVE.

You guys actually have Madonna up in that bitch all acting a fool.

The flags will come out if Britain is made out to be anything other than superb. God save the queen!

not that we want her or anything, but our government lets all kinds of immigrants in

Kind of sad you feel you have to do that.

Whats sadder IS YO QUEENS FACE!

Your weather is also poor.

* Just proving Britains widespread colonial empiral power.

* The queen rocks, she brings in milllions of pounds of American money. All dumb fucker Americans paying to see our queen.

* Says he who lives in a country with tornadoes, hurricanes, torrential rain and thunderstorms. Bad weather in Britain? Winter always is poor in any country. Besides, the British summer rox.

* America sux.

Some Finnish dude invented some kind of acid that stopped fodder from molding in the late 1920s. It was very helpful for farmers worldwide, especially during long winters.






Take that superpowers

Naw, we won.

We won the war, you guys figured you'd get in good with us.

We allowed it, don't make me talk to the Government and just fuck up US UK relations.

I'll do it, I really have nothing better to do.