The Most Morally Wrong Thing You Ever Did?

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Haha I know exactly who this is Didn't know it was you who did it though, I used to remind her about that event almost daily for about 3 years.

It all working fine yeah?

a dude I work with who is a male stripper, once took the tampon out of the bird he was dancing on stucked the blood out then smeard blood on him and her.... thats fucked

It wasn't just me haha there was so many people it was hilarious.

Tell me more, I only heard that she got a watering can in her ass and that's all I needed to take the piss out of her every day.

I "got" with my best mates sister.I laughed when I heard this kid killed himself who I didn't really get on with and I pissed all all over my mates bed when he was smashed then he and his g/f ha sex in it without even noticing somehow.

I fucking love you Ray, seriously. Come live here.

I put a huge marble in my butt hole and had to go to hospital.

If you kept up your 8 year old habits you could have been #1 foreign objects in anus internet star by now.

Oh, so it's alright when you bring it up.

or alright when webby goes round her house and posts from her account


lol

Worst thing ive done is either
pissed all over the side of a teachers car, while my friend pooped/vomited on the front
or
many times ive taken the piss out of/laughed at disabled people/deaf people/madeline mcann/ indians and the polish

lol Webbs.

I've yet to actually say what my morally wrong thing was, but it's probably when I told a girl that I hated her, she was ugly, and her party was boring and shit.


...at her 10th birthday.

During the meet up with ABV and BLL I got pulled over with a 30 sack, which I hid in my rectum.

Don't know if thats morally wrong but I had to get out of the car, walk around to different officers and answer questions, then we had to go to the station.

They never searched me.

LMFAO!

Wins.

Lol you lost your virginity to yourself. Rough.

lold so hard.

I killed that cat with my hands only for an awesome Slavin's fan pic

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and btw, that was Desmarais's cat


RIP Pabst

I broke the dam!

Very.

Yeah I am gross. End of story. I'm super comfortable with myself and dont care about much really. I figure if I made it, it cant be terrible, if anything im asserting custardy custody of my potential children, gotta keep em close! Hahaha in anycase, I agree with Vode, this is pretty damn tame!

-shitting in hotels stairwell floors then following the owner of the hotel to see why he's walking with 7 housekeepers towards the stairs.

-I guess words and ideas and humor doesnt really count but:

-singing songs about New Orleans to the tune of Disney's Little Mermaid's "under the sea",

-Coining the idea that Jesus Christ was in fact ironically homosexual because he died by getting nailed by a group of men,

-yelling out and asking my teacher in the middle of class (after she offered to start up a fund for hurricane katrina suvivors) "For what? Swimming lessons?"

-running around friends houses naked in front of their 6 year old kid and causing his newfound habit of running around naked (thus getting me kicked out of their house for ever)

-Cracking jokes about Columbine and Virginia Tech school situations the night after by betting that "Oh man, I heard going to that school is really fun, actually I bet its a blast!"

-pissing and shitting in my friends/neighbors pool routinely just because its hilarious whenever we're in it.

-prompting me, my friend greg, and my friend joey to make out with our old photographer Gina in front of our other friend mikey who was going out with her at the time.

ect ect ect!
life is excellent.
Cheers!

I was going to Wal Mart about 45 mins ago and an elderly woman slipped in a puddle right outside the door. She made the weirdest noise as she fell, and I was right there...I immediately busted out laughing, and then everyone got incredibly pissed at me for it, but I couldn't help it...The noise was hysterical

I once saw some dude who fucked himself up while skiing just laying there with his leg behind his head (how the fuck?) and just laughed and snowboarded away.

Lol, the same thing happened to me a couple of weeks ago. A black woman fell down in the road like, having a seizure and there was some huge crowd around her and I couldn't stop laughing at all

hah thats well fuuny. erm one time there was this dwarf walking along outside my road and as she went to step off the curb it was to high for her and she like faceplanted onto the floor, I just laughed really loud and my sister got pissy with me when I told her as she was disabled but I just replayed with "they want to be treated the same, if I saw someone else fall off a curb I would laugh aswell"

why would your sister get pissy? she knocked out a midget by ass planting it in the face

it was before she had done that, and btw it was the same one lol

well with that load....it was waiting to happend

For my birthday a week or so back, My mate curled out a fat juicy turd burger on my knee, I then returned the favour by picking it off and rubbing it into his back.. fucking sick, then wrote the word "help" on the ceiling with poo poo and crushed it together with a nice banana and had a healthy turd meal... yes.. it was washed off my leg with wee.. eventful.

a feel so dirty now!

p.s FhatSam pissed the bed

Btw, after reading that back.. I can assure you it wasn't the gay shit fest it sounds.. just pissed up pranks

FHAT TV