07 October 2007, 16:40 UTC#31
I stole £120 from some gay naked skinny-dippers after Rob stole their clothes.
After seing Dirty Sanchez I pushed a small cat off a fence into the thorn bush below just because I didn't want to get up early.
07 October 2007, 16:41 UTC#32
QUOTE(Wilbur @ Oct 7 2007, 05:36 PM) [snapback]442033[/snapback]
Not exactly morally wrong, but anytime I use a public restroom, I piss all over the mirrors and shit. Especially if the place did something to piss me off.
hahahahha thats the best
07 October 2007, 16:46 UTC#33
I was dissecting a cat in Anatomy and Physiology, then I cut open it's stomach and there was just this lump of cat food with hair balls all in it.
I used some tongs to pick it up and said "I'll give someone a dollar to lick this" as a joke, then some weird chick next to me said "I'll do it, I just have to lick it right" and I was like "yeah bu...." and she straight up licked it before I could tell her I didn't have a dollar.
07 October 2007, 16:49 UTC#34
I think mine's gotta be drinking my mates piss and cum that he mixed together in a bottle one time when I was absolutley smashed. lol
EDIT:
Footage coming soon! lol
07 October 2007, 16:55 UTC#35
My memory doesn't span that long back in time, but I took 4 bottles of wine and a box with shot glasses yesterday from a frat party.
But then again I don't feel bad for it. What I do feel bad for though is yanking off one of those boxes you have to press to get the pedestrian light to turn green and taking it with us a little later last night.
07 October 2007, 16:56 UTC#36
How the hell did you yank it off? Incredible hulk strength?
07 October 2007, 17:02 UTC#37
Just a strong kick to the side and the little metal hatch it was attached to got bent out and then you just needed to pull and off it came, along with the metal hatch

07 October 2007, 17:24 UTC#38
QUOTE(Fuzzy Mannerz @ Oct 7 2007, 06:49 PM) [snapback]442043[/snapback]
I think mine's gotta be drinking my mates piss and cum that he mixed together in a bottle one time when I was absolutley smashed. lol
EDIT:
Footage coming soon! lol
You drank your mates cum?
+warn.
07 October 2007, 17:36 UTC#39
I loath all of you now
07 October 2007, 18:01 UTC#40
I joined and post on HGF.
07 October 2007, 18:04 UTC#41
You love it.
07 October 2007, 18:24 UTC#42
QUOTE(made @ Oct 7 2007, 07:24 PM) [snapback]442057[/snapback]
QUOTE(Fuzzy Mannerz @ Oct 7 2007, 06:49 PM) [snapback]442043[/snapback]
I think mine's gotta be drinking my mates piss and cum that he mixed together in a bottle one time when I was absolutley smashed. lol
EDIT:
Footage coming soon! lol
You drank your mates cum?
+warn.
QUOTE(made @ Oct 7 2007, 08:04 PM) [snapback]442074[/snapback]
You love it.
07 October 2007, 18:28 UTC#43
QUOTE(Wilbur @ Oct 7 2007, 01:36 PM) [snapback]442033[/snapback]
Not exactly morally wrong, but anytime I use a public restroom, I piss all over the mirrors and shit. Especially if the place did something to piss me off.
not wrong at all, just fun!
QUOTE(Mr. Brown @ Oct 7 2007, 03:01 PM) [snapback]442073[/snapback]
I joined and post on HGF.
worst morally wrong thing I heard on this thread so far hahaha
07 October 2007, 19:22 UTC#44
I'm literally shocked at the amount of absurdity displayed here, ranging from making girls cry, to urinating all over public bathrooms and then to the bottom end of the scale, eating your own semen (??).
I honestly can't think of anything I've ever done that has come even remotely close to any of this.
I'm disgusted by all of you! FOR SHAME!!
=P
07 October 2007, 19:35 UTC#45
eating your mates semen I think is worse then eating your own lol, ive tasted mine because it has to be done but... wouldn't slurp my pals lol
07 October 2007, 19:41 UTC#46
I hope u guys are joking about the semen
07 October 2007, 20:08 UTC#47
QUOTE(FhatSam @ Oct 8 2007, 06:35 AM) [snapback]442100[/snapback]
eating your mates semen I think is worse then eating your own lol, ive tasted mine because it has to be done but... wouldn't slurp my pals lol
Wrong.
Eating your own semen, or eating anothers semen is the same thing . . . you're still eating fucking semen.
And who said tasting your own semen 'has to be done'? I couldn't even fathom the idea of putting what has essentially been expelled out of the end of my penis, into my own mouth. That's just . . . nasty. Would you drink your own urine because it 'has to be done'? (apart from some kind of survival situation of course) or even take a bite out of a freshly steamed log? I can only hope you'd answer 'no.'
Image file not present in the recovered backup I've thought pretty hard about this, and the only morally wrong thing I think I've done was cheat on my ex-girlfriend, which isn't even a blip on the radar compared to all the other insanities contained within this thread.
On with the freakshow . . .

07 October 2007, 20:48 UTC#48
I cant believe how tame this is, in my social groups there is way worse.
07 October 2007, 21:05 UTC#49
Sorry hard.
07 October 2007, 21:06 UTC#50
QUOTE(The Blargh @ Oct 7 2007, 09:08 PM) [snapback]442104[/snapback]
QUOTE(FhatSam @ Oct 8 2007, 06:35 AM) [snapback]442100[/snapback]
eating your mates semen I think is worse then eating your own lol, ive tasted mine because it has to be done but... wouldn't slurp my pals lol
Wrong.
Eating your own semen, or eating anothers semen is the same thing . . . you're still eating fucking semen.
And who said tasting your own semen 'has to be done'? I couldn't even fathom the idea of putting what has essentially been expelled out of the end of my penis, into my own mouth. That's just . . . nasty. Would you drink your own urine because it 'has to be done'? (apart from some kind of survival situation of course) or even take a bite out of a freshly steamed log? I can only hope you'd answer 'no.'
Image file not present in the recovered backup ive drunk my piss loads of times, thats nothing
07 October 2007, 21:51 UTC#51
Okay, Bruce, you're gross. But I knew that. And that story about getting the retarded girl to flash her cooter is the worst in here.
FhatTV, drinking any cum is fucked up. And also, "getting off with another dude on a dare" isn't morally wrong. It's gay.
Fuzzy, I want you take that quote of mine out of your sig, I want nothing to do with you since you've drank someone else's cum.
I guess the worst thing morally that I've done is get off in the middle of class in 5th grade. Nothing too bad, but I felt bad after it happened.
07 October 2007, 21:52 UTC#52
QUOTE(Wilbur @ Oct 7 2007, 06:36 PM) [snapback]442033[/snapback]
Not exactly morally wrong, but anytime I use a public restroom, I piss all over the mirrors and shit. Especially if the place did something to piss me off.
Same, I love pissing all over the walls, carpets, mirrors, toilet paper
Most morally wrong thing I did was to get pissed and run straight over about 50 cars. I caved their roofs, hoods and trunks in then smashed their lights. Another morally wrong thing I did was last night when I told a bunch of girls that thought they were hot, hence had the "bitch barrier" up that their dancing was shit. I got slapped, then yelled at her "fuck you and anyone who looks like you" which totally ruined her night.
P.S., whoever ate their cum or put cum to their lips that aint mine is a fucking wankpile. Seriously, ewwwwww.
07 October 2007, 21:59 UTC#53
HG is gay, man..
07 October 2007, 22:07 UTC#54
Gave Kane his birthday "present".
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07 October 2007, 22:09 UTC#55
I love pissing everywhere but the toilet in public restrooms...
It's one of my favorite hobbies
07 October 2007, 22:59 UTC#56
team nowhere volume 1
08 October 2007, 00:42 UTC#57
Haha once at a party a girl passed out and we shoved numerous things such as watering cans, paintbrushes and anything else we could find up her arsehole haha.
08 October 2007, 00:42 UTC#58
QUOTE(G. @ Oct 7 2007, 10:52 PM) [snapback]442117[/snapback]
Same, I love pissing all over the walls, carpets, mirrors, toilet paper
Carpet in a bathroom? That's just asking to get pissed on.
08 October 2007, 01:34 UTC#59
I stole a digital camera,7.1 mega pixels. I see the owner like every day. I steal money from him too. dunno if its wrong, its like robin hood. im him, and im the poor people at the same time.
08 October 2007, 07:18 UTC#60