Drunk

lol, rock n roll mate...rock n roll.

lol just got this from my buddy darwin,

ok so I went out to kunkles last night in bartelso and I drnak a couple shots of hennesey and drank a whole gllon of jungle juice drank a few beers and a bunch of jello shots! so I was well pretty much drunked up! I told my friend joe bullen id give him a ride home and then I told nick deiters I would give him a ride back to his car. well we left kunks at about 1230 and went to breese to drop some people off ( tj muellers driving) and then we were going to go to kj's to party but that ended abd about 230 we went to ryan vandeveers we left there about 330 and tj dropped us off at my car. well my keys turned out to be in my friend johns truck I couldnt get my keys so joes brother came and picked us up and dropped me off in avisotn cause I thought john might be at his girlfriends! I was wrong and proceeded to venture around aviston then I decided to walk to totrentonto get a ride to new baden or something anyhow I found this pine tree that hung all the way to the ground! and decided to crawl under it to get some rest before I started my journey.....well I pasted out there and woke up and the people were having a freaking yard sale like right next door to where I was so I crawled out and walked around aviston some more my phone was dead and had no way to get ahold of people so I went to the park adn fell asleep on a picnic table untilll like 2 ok this afternoon! it was hectic!!

I have just got back from running around my entire uni in msmiley obxer shorts.

yee fuckin drunk right now, talkin to yates ass, eatin nachos, did some lame stunts involing lightubes, but what evers at least got some filming

Don't remember last night sorry...

Hahah kinda embarassing story....

I took a gurl home yesterday. We took a taxi o my place. I payed cuz im stupid (and filthy rich). When I get out I noticed I dont have my keys! FOCK! haha There is my appel pie waiting for me to let her into my lovenest but oh no the jonesy last the keys....

Haha after panicing for a while and beating up a few bypassers I remember I left them at the gabosch(ripoff oldskooler) soooooo haha lolz its like pretty damn far away so imn like fuck taxi time again... argh wait for the taxi for ages.... but it did actually arrive.. but my friend wont answer the phone... GOD DAMN IT! (already thinking im not getting any tonight ? ) but then I realize I should phone his wife(not really his wife but acts like one) haha.. so I call the fucking number service and get her number! whey! and she actually picks up on the 2nd ring(she knew I would call her one day) yess and I manage to blabber(pisswasted) that I left my keys there.. maybe? haha and im already outside their apartmenthouse... lolz.. sooooooo yeh waited there for like 15minutes and the meter is running and the girl is getting colder... argh!!!! but then finally the gabosch arrives and gives me my bag with my keys in it! MAGICAL!!!!!! lolz then straight back to my crib gave the to-be-shag some redwine and then she was obviously back in her horny mood....... and then I busted all my moves on her pusseh... lol I was so drunk I went down o her EWWWWWW! (who wants a kiss?) lollolol I plowed her for ages.... argh... haha woke up today when sh e left in panic haha well if not in panic atleast in a rush.. I guess she went back to her boyfriend or summin.. lolz... I gotta take an STD test... havent been s'porting condoms lately lolz here I come aids

Dont you feel any pain in the ass?


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The Drunk Thread is a hard one to find..........

I had some Pabst just for youse Canafdians tomight. Also some Miller 32s on two.

Fucking gone as,,,,,,,,,, looking to pass OOT.

PABST is nice!!

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So the short version is...

Me + Jager = Calvin Klein.

Oh man the stories. I was such a thieving bastard last night. My mate´s got one of those gadgets/boxes that function the pedestrian traffic lights in his flat now.

Hahah, oh lol. This was after that casa night?


What? Who? Where? works?

MOTHERFUCKER!

I couldnt find the drunk thread... meh

This will do...

After work today (got off at 9pm) I went to a bar where many of my friends were drinking 1€ pints... So I tought "NICE" I'll down a fre brewskies with the buddies and head home after that...


WELL!!! LOOKY LOOKY SUPRISEY!!! what happened?

Well the beers went down smoothly and quickly while chatting to the homeboys... well everyones that when you drink enough you get obsest with the oposite sex and need to find a LADY! Well whoops a nice half finn half japaneese girls HOT as fuck starts chatting with me! NICE! but then after a while I find out she has a boyfriend and so on... well got to move on then.... go to the dancefloor get some nice grinding action cozy snuggly dancing but oh no she tells me: "You should leave now.. I have a boyfriend!"

AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next girl........ my bodybuilder SLASH modell friends steals her ( BUT LOSES HER OFFCOURSE)


Last girl really nice (Im fucking super wasted) dance a bit SEKSEH dancing... get a few drinks.. chill... I(tho. im drunk as fuck) notice there is something slightly wrong with her... !"meh" whatevah... I leave with the girl... "LETS GO TO MICKY D's im hungry" riiiiiiight... well whatever... she's really weird and eg. throws her drink at a random italian guy!!!

and after that she asks me what my name was again? wtf whore!!?!?... and then she's like "what are you still doing her?" and im like "im the guy that's gonna fuck you" and then she goes "oh nice I need to get fucked hard hahahahah"(she laughs and shakes for ages) im like wtf.... (im not in the condition to write about all the weird and fucked up shit did she did) but yeah so we get in a taxi and then we get to her place and she runs out of the taxi and says "youre paying" and im like "FUCK THIS SHIT IVE HAD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!" and tell the cab driver "drive on homoface"

So I basically was gonna get laid(killed after that or similar) but I didnt... I think I did the right thing... what do you think? please respond and share


THE END!

Do STDs not exist in Finland?

haha what makes you say that?



EDIT: AIFIASFHOASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSFIHAS!!! FUCK!!! I GOT TO WORK TOMORROW FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTU





SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATANA

Haha you fucked chicks raw, I've only done that with a virgin. I wouldn't think of doing it any other time.

Shit, where is the damn DRUNK thread when you need it so?

I'm feeling great after a number of Miller Lites.
Listening to more Silverstein cause Andy said I should. Yes yes/

so funciubnk dnuk

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Happy birthday to me. no topic here :'(

edt:I want ten topics