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post #31
11 December 2006, 18:51 UTC#31
Say, "you're cleaning that shit up."

What would you do if you ate some radioactive food (I'm thinking a Twirl bar that's been through your basic, run-of-the-mill gamma ray generator) and gained super powers?
post #32
11 December 2006, 19:10 UTC#32
Kill as many chavs with my beautiful gift as I could.

What would you do if your best mate started going out with your mum?
post #33
11 December 2006, 19:11 UTC#33
Pwn my friend by going out with his dad

What would you if you were Bam Margera ^__^
post #34
11 December 2006, 19:11 UTC#34
Whatever the fuck I want.

What would you do if YOU found a kitten in a bin?
post #35
11 December 2006, 19:13 UTC#35
Call it Gary. Get rid of its hurpies and film Emma playing with it.

What would you do if you had the chance of shagging the hottest bird you can think of but couldnt get it up?

EDIT: You snooze you lose Ben. :)
post #36
11 December 2006, 19:16 UTC#36
Edit: Use my tongue :P

What would you do if you found cIRca in a bin?
post #37
11 December 2006, 19:16 UTC#37
QUOTE(benCKa @ Dec 11 2006, 08:15 PM) [snapback]403886[/snapback]

Edit: Use my tongue :P

What would you do if you found cIRca in a bin?

Take it home and call myself Ben.

What would you do if you found the Rip/Off DVD in a bin?
post #38
11 December 2006, 19:18 UTC#38
Pwn :D

Take it home and resell it to some other idiot :P

What would you do if you were an admin/mod on HGF
post #39
11 December 2006, 19:22 UTC#39
I am.

What would you do if MTV tried to sign you up for a TV show?
post #40
11 December 2006, 19:35 UTC#40
TELL EM THAT HG IS ABOUT SOUL AND LIFE!!!

Or sell sell sell!!!

What would you do if Webby turned out to be a woman?
post #41
11 December 2006, 19:39 UTC#41
Ask vode if he slept with him



What would you do if youd wake up one morning suddenly 50kg fatter
post #42
11 December 2006, 21:10 UTC#42
Wrestle Dan Avery.

What would you do if you one day would find out that your dad is actually your mom? And vice versa?!? :ohmy:
post #43
11 December 2006, 22:01 UTC#43
I'd not feel quite AS gay knowing that I was being raped by my mom all those years.

What would you do if you had to choose which of your 5 senses you had to lose?
post #44
11 December 2006, 22:04 UTC#44
Eh, smelling is overrated anyway :P

What would you do if a member of your group died preforming a stunt on film, and you had encouraged them to do it (they didn't really want to do it, but did anyway)?
post #45
11 December 2006, 22:10 UTC#45
Blame Tom. Fully.

What would you do if a Portugese guy came onto you in the toilets of a bar?
post #46
11 December 2006, 22:11 UTC#46
>_<
post #47
11 December 2006, 22:14 UTC#47
Stop pissing on him. I hear Portuguese people actually look and smell like toilets.

What would you do if Gman died and the forums went with him?


Edit- Wow, someone below me fucked up!
post #48
11 December 2006, 22:16 UTC#48
Be sad a mate died. Be glad I'd never hear from you again.

What would you do if you woke up naked and strapped to a lampost :unsure:
post #49
11 December 2006, 22:45 UTC#49
I probably wouldn't.

What would you do if your son was at home
Crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry
And the only way to feed him is ta
Sleep wit' a man for a little bit of money
And his daddy's gone
So we're smokin' rock now
In and out of lock down
I ain't gotta job now
So for you this is just a good time
But for me this is what I call life


...?
post #50
11 December 2006, 22:48 UTC#50
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Dec 11 2006, 03:41 AM) [snapback]403601[/snapback]
Sleep with twice as many men because obviously she can't afford a bed with just one man, lazy cunt.

post #51
11 December 2006, 22:53 UTC#51
haha wtf dude

I would kill him....thats a good answer ?

and now, what would you do if Gman or someone else suddenly close this thread
post #52
11 December 2006, 23:02 UTC#52
QUOTE(neKa @ Dec 12 2006, 01:45 AM) [snapback]404027[/snapback]

I probably wouldn't.

What would you do if your son was at home
Crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry
And the only way to feed him is ta
Sleep wit' a man for a little bit of money
And his daddy's gone
So we're smokin' rock now
In and out of lock down
I ain't gotta job now
So for you this is just a good time
But for me this is what I call life


...?

lmao :D I know that song....

I would tell him everything's gonna be allright. I'll send you over to uncle Neka in the UK! bye



What would you do if your Dad would send you to live with your uncle Neka?
post #53
12 December 2006, 09:39 UTC#53
Buy iron pants.

What would you do if God was real?
post #54
12 December 2006, 15:57 UTC#54
QUOTE(cIRca @ Dec 12 2006, 10:39 AM) [snapback]404137[/snapback]

Buy iron pants.

What would you do if God was real?

Become a priest and sexually abuse young choir boys.

What would you do if you found out that you would become mentally retarded?
post #55
13 December 2006, 01:06 UTC#55
Use it as an excuse to defecate anywhere and everywhere.

What would would yo do if you woke up one day and had no hands?
post #56
13 December 2006, 02:13 UTC#56
Id learn to paint graffiti with my toes

what would you do if hair started growing on your forehead
post #57
13 December 2006, 02:41 UTC#57
Keep it growing, if I dont have hair on top of your head later in life, might as well have some on your forehead.

What would you do if everything you knew and done was all a lie?
post #58
13 December 2006, 14:36 UTC#58
take the red pill


what would you do if the hottest girl ever wanted have sex with you provided she could anal you with a huge strapon with all your friends watching?
post #59
13 December 2006, 15:56 UTC#59
QUOTE(jimzy @ Dec 13 2006, 10:36 AM) [snapback]404600[/snapback]

take the red pill


what would you do if the hottest girl ever wanted have sex with you provided she could anal you with a huge strapon with all your friends watching?



Take it like a man Image file not present in the recovered backup


What if you didn't exist?
post #60
13 December 2006, 17:27 UTC#60
There'd be one less person on the sex offenders list.

What if a really hot teacher told you she wanted you in the storage cupboard after school?