10 December 2006, 22:39 UTC#1
Let's turn this into a little game, I say "what would you do if (insert anything in here)", the next person answers and posts a new question, and so on.
What would you do if a chick broke your erectile tissue?
10 December 2006, 22:51 UTC#2
how about nooo!?
10 December 2006, 22:53 UTC#3
QUOTE(gman @ Dec 10 2006, 06:39 PM) [snapback]403518[/snapback]
Let's turn this into a little game, I say "what would you do if (insert anything in here)", the next person answers and posts a new question, and so on.
What would you do if a chick broke your erectile tissue?
Finish the job, then smoke till I find it funny.
What would you do if the forums were to shut down permanently?
10 December 2006, 23:14 UTC#4
Join HGV and bring it down from within.
What would you do if there was a zombie invasion?
10 December 2006, 23:17 UTC#5
Use it as an excuse to beat the fuck outta everyone.
What would you do if you had to eat out rank green vadge.
10 December 2006, 23:36 UTC#6
Never tell anyone, ever. Just close my eyes and pretend it was a hairy lollypop.
What would you do if I offfered to pay you £500,000 to bugger a skinny 17 year old boy? Bear in mind the only people to know would be me and you (he would be blindfolded) and I would never tell anyone.
11 December 2006, 00:04 UTC#7
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Dec 11 2006, 02:36 AM) [snapback]403580[/snapback]
What would you do if I offfered to pay you £500,000 to bugger a skinny 17 year old boy? Bear in mind the only people to know would be me and you (he would be blindfolded) and I would never tell anyone.
I'd take the 500 grand.
What'd you do if you woke up to a massive cock in your face?
11 December 2006, 00:06 UTC#8
QUOTE(gman @ Dec 11 2006, 01:04 AM) [snapback]403588[/snapback]
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Dec 11 2006, 02:36 AM) [snapback]403580[/snapback]
What would you do if I offfered to pay you £500,000 to bugger a skinny 17 year old boy? Bear in mind the only people to know would be me and you (he would be blindfolded) and I would never tell anyone.
I'd take the 500 grand.
What'd you do if you woke up to a massive cock in your face?
Be living Gman's dream.
What would you do if an Old Lady tried molesting you while you were getting lice checked out in the school's nurse office (old lady is the nurse).
11 December 2006, 00:37 UTC#9
Be living Gman's dream.
What would you do if an Old Lady tried molesting you while you were getting lice checked out in the school's nurse office (old lady is the nurse).
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I would probally lead her on..
what would u do if someone jacked your equiptment.. and you wernt able to get it back
11 December 2006, 00:40 UTC#10
I would make friends with some really big men and then take out the thieves.
What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on his bedroom floor because he's hungry, and the only way to feed him his to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?
11 December 2006, 00:41 UTC#11
Get a new hobby. Unless you are talking about my cock and balls..
What would you do if you were offered a threesome that involved you, one of the olson twins, and a large hairy man?
Edit: fuck rob
11 December 2006, 00:41 UTC#12
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Dec 11 2006, 01:40 AM) [snapback]403599[/snapback]
I would make friends with some really big men and then take out the thieves.
What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on his bedroom floor because he's hungry, and the only way to feed him his to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?
Sleep with twice as many men because obviously she can't afford a bed with just one man, lazy cunt.
What would you do for a klondike bar.
11 December 2006, 00:42 UTC#13
"cause his daddy's gone, do ba doo ba doo do, etc."
(AWESOME SONG)
11 December 2006, 01:26 UTC#14
QUOTE(Funk Master Steven @ Dec 11 2006, 03:41 AM) [snapback]403601[/snapback]
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Dec 11 2006, 01:40 AM) [snapback]403599[/snapback]
I would make friends with some really big men and then take out the thieves.
What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on his bedroom floor because he's hungry, and the only way to feed him his to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?
Sleep with twice as many men because obviously she can't afford a bed with just one man, lazy cunt.
What would you do for a klondike bar.
Not a lot, cos I have no idea what one is.
What would you do if you started ejaculating orange juice?
11 December 2006, 01:29 UTC#15
11 December 2006, 07:05 UTC#16
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Dec 11 2006, 02:26 AM) [snapback]403611[/snapback]
What would you do if you started ejaculating orange juice?
Never go thirsty again!
What would you do if you were told you had 24 hours to live?
11 December 2006, 07:14 UTC#17
QUOTE(mono @ Dec 11 2006, 03:05 AM) [snapback]403664[/snapback]
Never go thirsty again!
What would you do if you were told you had 24 hours to live?
(lol@answer)
I would buy a subscription to every pay porn site I ever looked at the previews to (many), kill Moody, and watch Apocalypse Now: Redux because it's just that damn good of a movie.
What would you do if you woke up one day and had hooves for arms and legs?
11 December 2006, 07:20 UTC#18
Take up show jumping.
What would you do if your mum caught you watching child porn and was about to call the police?
11 December 2006, 07:43 UTC#19
I would tell her it was for a school art project about sexuality. Then, explain to her Freud's theories on latent sexuality in infants and make it seem as though I really was doing an art project. I'd eventually convince her to buy me all the child porn I need!
What would you do if you got a message from God saying that it really was against His word to masturbate?
11 December 2006, 07:50 UTC#20
QUOTE(RayBorDumB @ Dec 11 2006, 10:43 AM) [snapback]403682[/snapback]
I would tell her it was for a school art project about sexuality. Then, explain to her Freud's theories on latent sexuality in infants and make it seem as though I really was doing an art project. I'd eventually convince her to buy me all the child porn I need!
What would you do if you got a message from God saying that it really was against His word to masturbate?
At first get worried, then realise I never really cared what God had to say anyway, SINCE HE DOESN'T EXIST.
What would you do if you woke up as a woman?
11 December 2006, 07:53 UTC#21
I would totally play with my tits and vagina for a couple hours and go to the women's restrooms and listen to all the other women piss and shit. But, I'm a little bit of a freak.
What would you do if you had to choose which of either your dad, your mom, or your cock would have their head chopped off?
11 December 2006, 09:10 UTC#22
it would have to be my dick...I reckon I could get it on ice quick enough for it get stiched back on. That, and it would be awesome footage.
What would you do if you woke up with a rubber hanging out your ass?
11 December 2006, 13:00 UTC#23
QUOTE(Lamer @ Dec 11 2006, 10:10 AM) [snapback]403690[/snapback]
it would have to be my dick...I reckon I could get it on ice quick enough for it get stiched back on. That, and it would be awesome footage.
What would you do if you woke up with a rubber hanging out your ass?
Pop it back in.
What would you do if you woke up and found out you had fucked your mum the night before?
11 December 2006, 13:02 UTC#24
Kill myself.
What would you do if you wanted a pepsi for 50p but OMFG OMFG OMFG the shop charges you 55p?!?!
11 December 2006, 17:26 UTC#25
Steal the pepsi and kill the shop owner!
What would you do if you would wake up in a bed with weak and gman?
11 December 2006, 17:27 UTC#26
freak the fuck out, and pray nothing happend
would u rather eat 100 thumbtacks, or eat 150 stink beetles
11 December 2006, 17:51 UTC#27
QUOTE(j0nes @ Dec 11 2006, 08:37 PM) [snapback]403804[/snapback]
no you've ruined it fuckface!!!
11 December 2006, 18:27 UTC#28
QUOTE(RyanH @ Dec 11 2006, 06:27 PM) [snapback]403789[/snapback]
freak the fuck out, and pray nothing happend
would u rather eat 100 thumbtacks, or eat 150 stink beetles
Not got the game right man.
What would you do if you woke up next to you mum and realised you had sex while drunk?
11 December 2006, 18:29 UTC#29
Give her another before she makes me breakfast.
What would you do if I got nekkid?
11 December 2006, 18:47 UTC#30
In all honesty, I'd probably peak for a second, just to see what's going' on down there and then look away and act like nothing happened.
What would you do if you were getting your meat slobbered on and suddenly the girl puked on your cock?
