Happy Halloween Hgf!

I've got a bat by the front door. If anyone eggs my house they will regret it. I suggest you do the same. It seems people expect to be given free shit for doing absolutely nothing, and if you don't give it to them, they're justified in egging your house. Only I'm allowed to needlessly egg, dammit!

Ha.

You seem angered tonight, cyber?

We shouldn't fuck Halloween, it could and should be one of the best days of the year. For a start, we should get two days off, because nothing offends the dead more than school and work; and nothing pleases the dead more than a party.

If everyone got into the spirit, wore a costume and made a little effort with decorating, Halloween would rock.

I'm always pissed off at trick or treaters at halloween. It's nothing but begging. If you want sweets, fucking DO something. So you've thrown some plastic on your face and you're wearing an old sheet? Big deal, get me drunk and I'll do the same.

I think halloween is alright if your out. Like if there was a party or some other shit. It sucks when you do fuck all and just watch horror movies.

I remember one Halloween, when I was about five or six, and my mum decided she was gonna go all out; so she rented a hall, invited all my mates from school and we had fucking great party.

Obviously by "party" I mean we had some games like apple bobbing and told scary stories and everyone dressed up. It was OFF DA HOOK.

And yes, I know it sounds "gay" but you gotta remember, this is back when that sort of thing was completely awesome, and when you dressed up as a vampire, you WERE a fucking vampire.

Shame you'll never see anything like that any more

Pfft not for joe.

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That will never die.

Hell, I've decided, I'm gonna go out and blow things up tonight.

I feel in a pyro mood. Hell, lets scare the shit into some people as well.

Ha.

Just out of interest, what is that pic actually about?

No clue.

I typed in "fire police", it was on the third page.

I got shit laods of explosives left over from my france trip....I might have to do the same soemtime soon.

I beg to differ. that sounds like a kickass night

Two chavs came to my door at 5 wearing their usual shit clothes and white face masks that covered their mouths as a pathetic attempt of trick or treating. I lol'd.

That it? You give them anything?
Im well surprised noone has come to our door, considering my area is full of fucking chavies.

I've stocked up on various types of ammo for all the drunk cunts that walk under my window. Also, I have the best halloween costume; a 1-3 year old spider outfit.

Haha don't be ridiculous.

(Un)Fortunately I am at work tonight, so any communication with trick or treaters is very unlikely.

However as I consider myself as the halloween version of Scrooge, if I got tricked for not giving a treat I'd totally take a massive hosepipe, rig it up to the towns water-mains and spray those brats to oblivion.

"I could do a little somersault, and pretend the children are the little bugs in my web."

I wish I had a night vision cam, can't film shit holloween night otherwise.

Yeah man, it's like 6 o'clock in the states and it's pitch black out. It gets dark at like 5 now. Fucking daylight savings time ruins this time of year as far as time to film goes.

Just got back from a mass egging spree in a mates car. It was pure lol.

Those poor unborn chickens. Used as munitions for your childish tomfoolery! You selfish dolt!

I hope you pissed off some normys.

Got a guy from my school square in the chest. He didn't know it was us.

Threw 2 into a guys garage as he was locking his car up. Splattered his windshield then him.

Dude, that's such a day-ruiner. You're just walking around minding your own business and then some dude speeds by and pelts you with a fetus. I love it, nothing more satisfying.

I've just got back from my very lame halloween, as predicted.

Nothing special really happened, blew a gas canister up, fired some fireworks at others; ALTHOUGH it was all worth going out and being put through the most dull halloween gig in existence, just to get this one random drunk guy on camera I found roaming the streets on my way home.

But, I'm too tired to bother to get a video up now, I'll post it tommorrow.

Night night, don't let those spooky bed-bugs bite!! Lol'z/.

Happy halloween all.

I rather shoot videos right now, but im stuck handing out damn candy

Stuff your mouth with that shit man, screw the kids, America's too fat as it is. You're doing our glorious nation a favor.

guess what? I turned off my porch light and eating all the good shit myself! screw you little bastards