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Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done At A Party..

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The-Alf
post #31
09 October 2006, 08:10 UTC#31
"the guy had heard I have a reputation for trashing houses (a claim that is totally untrue)"

Yeah, id let you come to any of my parties dude..


I also like the term.. "Filthy-cunted dyke" I know a few of them..
Fubar
post #33
09 October 2006, 16:24 UTC#33
The stupidest would probably be drunk driving.
A close second place would probably be when I jumped off a roof onto a trampoline and twisted my knee so bad,and then I bounced off the trampoline and landed on my neck on a some cement shit in the garden.
I could hardly walk for two days.
Pissing down an entire bedroom is pretty up there too
neKa
post #34
09 October 2006, 16:30 UTC#34
QUOTE(corus. @ Oct 8 2006, 06:56 PM) [snapback]389647[/snapback]

The worst thing I've ever done at a party is shove a watering can and other inanimate objects we found in the room up a girls ass while she was sleeping/passed out. Haha it was funny.


That wasn't a certain person who's name begins with C and ends in harlie Newnham?
cIRca
post #35
09 October 2006, 16:41 UTC#35
I believe so. :smile:
corus.
post #36
09 October 2006, 17:38 UTC#36
QUOTE(neKa @ Oct 9 2006, 06:30 PM) [snapback]389827[/snapback]

QUOTE(corus. @ Oct 8 2006, 06:56 PM) [snapback]389647[/snapback]

The worst thing I've ever done at a party is shove a watering can and other inanimate objects we found in the room up a girls ass while she was sleeping/passed out. Haha it was funny.


That wasn't a certain person who's name begins with C and ends in harlie Newnham?

No comment.
cIRca
post #37
09 October 2006, 17:41 UTC#37
Sam thats like statutory rape. lol.
j0nes
post #38
09 October 2006, 18:07 UTC#38
Awesome thread! awesome stories.. except for the shit frying? SERIOUSLY? wtf?

Off the top of my head I can think of a few things that've happened during the years...

Jumping on the trampoline reaaaally reeaaally wasted.. twisting my ankle reeaal reeeaaally badly

Doing a 3km marathon thru. a city barefeeted for no reason what so ever

Having an egg war in the livingroom.

Peeing in an elevator. and stealing some what 10-15 beers when leaving.

Last time I had to much to drink was exactly a year a go.

First I threw up... past out... then I wake up.. all smashed and start picking fights with everyone.... then I randomly wobble into 6plants a cupboard and fall over a stereo... get up... get kicked out :/ Then my mates see me off as im so wasted that I cant walk straight... then I jump on a moving car... the car stops and some fellas get out and start talking shite and I start picking a fight with them :) offcourse! but my mates stop me from being killed by these skinheads and I cant believe why they stopped my wasted ass from reshaping their ugly faces! well bla bla bla long story short I wake up in the morning at the place were the party was held cant remember shit.. look in the mirror and my face is all covered in paint and I got my whole body written on with markers.. wee... then it all started to come back to me =/


Oh and this one time at new years a rocket(biggest fucker on the market) blew up in my face! that sucked so much...


Oh and this one time when I was going swimming I cut my toe really badly and it would stop bleeding so I had to be evacuated by the coastguard and take a taxi to the hospital which was gay...


Oh and one time I had like 5 cans of beer
cIRca
post #39
09 October 2006, 18:13 UTC#39
One time I was running across my friends garden wall, and was like falling everywhere because I had a little too much to drink. So I jumped off the wall to do a bushjump in the bush that was like 5 feet off the wall.

I went for it like a splash, but at the last minute realised I was like 4 ft to the right of it and hit my chin square on the floor.

Bad times.
corus.
post #40
09 October 2006, 18:22 UTC#40
What's rape?
Skipper
post #41
09 October 2006, 19:18 UTC#41
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Oct 9 2006, 10:02 AM) [snapback]389753[/snapback]


I tried to get with a girl while Skipper was around. Note to all: He will make things hard for you, and not in a good way.



haha. pwnt!!! :D
kylethompson2
post #43
09 October 2006, 19:29 UTC#43
QUOTE(blakebrownproductions @ Oct 9 2006, 04:01 PM) [snapback]389815[/snapback]

QUOTE(mono @ Oct 9 2006, 03:59 AM) [snapback]389748[/snapback]

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I downed a half gallon of vodka

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Fuck you....

Sorry, but mono's right.
It would be like... impossible to down half a gallon of vodka. It's hard enough to drink half a gallon of any liquid, but vodka... There's no way.
benCKa
post #44
09 October 2006, 19:33 UTC#44
QUOTE(j0nes @ Oct 9 2006, 10:07 PM) [snapback]389857[/snapback]

Oh and one time I had like 5 cans of beer

I remember that time. It was sick, it was like you weren't yourself anymore! And this all happend in a matter of 6 hours can you imagine!
corus.
post #45
09 October 2006, 20:37 UTC#45
QUOTE(Rob764 @ Oct 9 2006, 10:02 AM) [snapback]389753[/snapback]


I tried to get with a girl while Skipper was around. Note to all: He will make things hard for you, and not in a good way.



Then again remember you in Newquay. You fucking cunt, I rekon I was on my way to a threesome.
cIRca
post #46
09 October 2006, 21:01 UTC#46
Haha. Good times. :P

I remember us like rubbing that girls knee when you were getting with her, like 5 of us. And I started licking her arm and she didnt care, lol.

Good, good footage. :cool:
corus.
post #47
09 October 2006, 21:06 UTC#47
Haha and I got angry for about a minute lol.
blakebrownproductions
post #48
09 October 2006, 21:18 UTC#48
Mono I dont know what the fuck is up your ass but yank it the fuck out, Im not a fucking liar, I know a half of gallon of vodka is hard to belive but this was only 40% alcohol it was cheap popov vodka, Iv been drinking for a while and It takes me alot, yes I downed the whole thing like I said, but as a result I ended up falling into a fire and not remembering it 3 seconds later. Fuck it if you dont belive me man, thats your opinion, your intitled to it, and my opinion is your an asshole.
mako
post #49
09 October 2006, 21:27 UTC#49
hm. lets see. I think nothing, when I get drunk I just talk a lot and want to get naked.

I dont usually get drunk on parties cause I dont wanna miss the other doing it..

the stupidest? breaking my cam. the other stuff its just stupid and common, like trashing house, makin fun of a guy called Paris and almost fighting with him, give vodka with piss to people more drunk than me (thats not stupid.. its fuckin funny), and well.. ill try to start gettin drunk at partys more.. :)
corus.
post #50
09 October 2006, 21:29 UTC#50
QUOTE(blakebrownproductions @ Oct 9 2006, 11:18 PM) [snapback]389913[/snapback]

Mono I dont know what the fuck is up your ass but yank it the fuck out, Im not a fucking liar, I know a half of gallon of vodka is hard to belive but this was only 40% alcohol it was cheap popov vodka, Iv been drinking for a while and It takes me alot, yes I downed the whole thing like I said, but as a result I ended up falling into a fire and not remembering it 3 seconds later. Fuck it if you dont belive me man, thats your opinion, your intitled to it, and my opinion is your an asshole.

Who are you trying to convince man chill out.

People die from drinking that much I still think it's bullshit. You'd have to be necking straight vodka for fucking ages and drinking that much would fucking kill you. And or require you getting your stomach pumped.
blakebrownproductions
post #51
09 October 2006, 21:39 UTC#51
Im sorry its just I hate liars and I cant stand to be pointed out as one. I DID almost die, Ill never drink that much again, shit last night I downed alittle under half of the same thing and was still fucked up. belive me or not I done it, and it was stupid hence why I posted it here, hell I even got a message from a friend on myspace saying he'd kick my ass if he ever seen me like that agian.

hell ill even post a pic.
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jimzy
post #52
09 October 2006, 21:51 UTC#52
QUOTE(blakebrownproductions @ Oct 9 2006, 11:39 PM) [snapback]389921[/snapback]

Im sorry its just I hate liars and I cant stand to be pointed out as one. I DID almost die, Ill never drink that much again, shit last night I downed alittle under half of the same thing and was still fucked up. belive me or not I done it, and it was stupid hence why I posted it here, hell I even got a message from a friend on myspace saying he'd kick my ass if he ever seen me like that agian.

hell ill even post a pic.



UNDENIABLE PROOF!

lets see you guys pick that apart!!!

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corus.
post #53
09 October 2006, 21:53 UTC#53
I have a myspace account where I'm a hot 16 year old girl... I mean...


I'm going to bed. :sad:
yatesex
post #54
09 October 2006, 22:10 UTC#54
uhhhm

-tried to fight an azn girl
-randomly wandered off from the party and got naked and shat in the woods



shit, to be continued...gotta go see the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre!
[Lunatiks]Steve
post #55
09 October 2006, 22:37 UTC#55
which kicks totall ass by the way
Wilbur
post #56
09 October 2006, 22:49 UTC#56
QUOTE(blakebrownproductions @ Oct 9 2006, 10:39 PM) [snapback]389921[/snapback]

Im sorry its just I hate liars and I cant stand to be pointed out as one. I DID almost die, Ill never drink that much again, shit last night I downed alittle under half of the same thing and was still fucked up. belive me or not I done it, and it was stupid hence why I posted it here, hell I even got a message from a friend on myspace saying he'd kick my ass if he ever seen me like that agian.

hell ill even post a pic.

your friend looks like a pussy.
blakebrownproductions
post #57
09 October 2006, 23:50 UTC#57
Fuck this place all its filled with is fucking assholes, I mean theres some cool people here but then theres assholes from hell.
iammarcmason
post #58
10 October 2006, 00:03 UTC#58
then leave why do you insist on posting here if you do nt like it....
Wilbur
post #60
10 October 2006, 00:25 UTC#60
Dude, the internet, and especially this forum, should never be taken seriously.