Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done At A Party..

Haha, yeah.. whats the stupidest/ funniest thing you ever done at a party..
Ill post a few mine after I see a reply or two..

I didnt mean too but a ripped some dudes bathroom sink off the wall, I was talkign to this girl in the bathroom having a drink, just sorta hopped up onto the sink and my weight plus hte fact I jumped a bit high, just pulled the sink and shit loads of tiles away from the wall. Thats one thing tht jumps out, I'll post more as/if I remmber any lol.

Good thread btw.

Edit: Me, jay and a couple others smashed a few tv's up (at the same party as the sink incident actually) tht was cool.

Ummmm, got with a chavy hippo at some small gathering, propbably the only thing I ever regret doing in my life, therefore the stupidest thing.

Thanks man, I just thought this would get some replies.. haha..

thats awesome a fucking sink.. good shit mate..


well, I was at my mate steves party.. me and sam were playing foosball..
and I pushed one of the control stick things out on his side to hit him in the balls..
haha, he jumped back.. and fell though this huge window..
completly shatterd it and fell through, a few deep cuts on his ass, was fucking funny..

I got a few more stories better than that... but thats just a starter..
haha

I don't know really I have a couple but I defently think one of the funnyest was when I pissed on someone while they were asleep man I was so wreaked it was stupid. . .
and thats about it other than that it'sthe useual kinda thing naked,girls,pain, you get me.

O yeah, Wasn't me but I was with my mate. During a drunken adventure we were on at a party, I decided to jump out infront of cars with my arse out, so I ran across the road...arse out, car stopped I ran off the otehr side, car drove off. Then my mate decided too do the same, he jumped out infront of the car...the car stopped....then another car went flying into the back of it. We ran, laughing out arsese off. Our mate came back to the party and was kinda in shock about it....we convinced him he had probably killed a baby or summit, but it was ok...it was probably a black one.

Yeah mate I know what ya mean.. the usual acts of stupid..

fuck, I got a heap.. I was so wasted once, there was a beer keg that was about half full.. and this dude thought he was hard hitting himself in the head with a bottle and it wouldnt break..
so I said, oi fuck stain.. check this shit.. got this big footballer dude to throw the keg at my head, cant remember shit..
woke up in some basterds esky 4 in the morning..

Hahaha, yeah skipper.. "it was probably a black one" thats looking on the bright side..

At this one party I went to was like on top of this huge hill in the bush near the beach, it was fucking rad, I got so hammered and started walking around talking shit as you do.
Ran into some guys... dunno what I said to them but they hooked me and threw me down this huge hill of shrubs and bush. I was so ragged, and all this gorse went into my thumb, talked about that for about 3 hours till I KOed.

Also at another party I woke up in the boot of my car with this 14 year old girl, I was cold, cramped and seriously wtf where am I type thing, someone let me out and there was someone sleeping on the roof of my car :s

Shit that second story is kinda fucked up.. wonder how you got there mate.. haha..
mad stories.. I wanna hang out with you at a party man.. haha..
you sound crazy.. haha

Let people put cigs out on my arm and crush cans on my head.

Lol@Skipper.

DR stories should be fun.

Mine was probably when me and a mate trashed this birds house. We did all sorts. Put vodka in the kettle so the tea/coffee the next morning would taste like shit. Cling film on the toilet, which someone pissed one and it went all over the fucking place. They sould like fuck all but it got worse. We filled the sink with soapy water dipped bread in it and was throwing the slices and they stuck all over her wall. Her house was a shit hole. Ohh and a mate pissed in her bin which went all over the floor.

I'm smart at parties. I'm the instigator and I get other people to do stupid shit while I sit and laugh.

The worst thing I've ever done at a party is shove a watering can and other inanimate objects we found in the room up a girls ass while she was sleeping/passed out. Haha it was funny.

ermm tryed 2 put out 10 matches on my head at once
trashed the shit outa peoples houses
set someones tree on fire
pissed up someones bedroom wall

ermm thats all I can think of rele

Sex crime.

I drank 8 cans once!

crazy shit.

when I was in college I went to some chicks 18th... whilst I was a tad drunk I took a shit in a frying pan and proceeded to cook it up there and then in the kitchen

the smell of the fried shit stunk pretty much the entire house out and everybody had to vacate to the outside... that night was a lot of fun

I wish I was as HXC as mono.

I slept with a GIRL!!! :0
!!

last nite I done the most stupidst thing ever, I downed a half gallon of vodka and fell face first in the fire, I wasnt pissed until today when I found that I melted my Friday the 13th Shirt

edit: yes this is a party im talking about its an outdoor one

HAHAH tht was awsome.

this was also the one where I dropped a heavy as fuck weight from the top of athe stairs and almost hit one of my mates in the head.
and then he came up and was all pissed and I tried to start a fight with him lawl (keeping in mind this was one of my best mates, and I dropped the weight on him)
luke had to sought tht one out.


oh god I shaved my pubes with lukes mums razor also.
they grew back the next day all prickly and red.
tht sucked.

my friend had his house to his self cause his parents went on a honeymoon soo we were fucking aroudn and I accidently punched the ceiling and my hand went right threw.. he was pretty pissed and he ended uip teling his dad he did it with a broom sweeping... all was great

My buddy Tommy, my little bro Jamie, and I were drunk off of Vodka and Jack. Well, we were walking around my apartment complex with a 6 ft. beer bong and a case just bonging beers in various places... Well, needless to say I was really fucked up. There was a light fixture think kind of broken, it was a porch light somewhat... and I started pulling on it and it shocked the fuck out of me and knocked me on my ass. My hands were black and everything..

Probably me trying to fight Luke as seen here where I miss hitting him and fall face first into the ground.

Dumbest thing my freind Brandon did was about a month ago. He was drunk and tried to jump a fire and he landed in the fire. There was a peice of burning carpet that wrapped around his leg and melted to his skin. He tried pullin off te carpet but it just pulled his skin off. He had to go to the hospital and it was infected. He then had to have a skin graph over his leg to save the skin. They shaved th eback of his head and took skin from there and put it over his leg and now hes scarred for life

I WANNA PARTY WITH THAT FUCKER!

I just got home from a party and my buddy jumped oof a deck that is pretty fuckin high on to a trampoline that didnt have the springs or anything on it and just fell on the ground. It was awesome.

Went down on a fat ugly virgin...she was the one throwing the party. It was utterly disgusting. When I woke up the next morning I was so ashamed of myself...the only way I could regain my dignity was by stealing a grip of shit from the girls house, including some fucking pimp ass cane with a snake head on it....which later broke in the process of vandalizing a car.



good thread btw

Haha, that story rocks.

Me and my mate were at this party, and this dude was passed out..
so we took his motor bike for a spin.. unlicenced, underage drinking, drink driving, my mate was stoned.. we hit the skate park with some spray paint..
tagged the park, the new public canteen at the park they just finished building it and we went and tagged it up..
Then we tagged up the race track and a few public toilets and shit..

was overall a good night, ended up in the local newspaper 3 days later..
done a fair bit of damage.. haha, was mad..

ill post the newspaper up later and a video, just gotta up load the tape onto the comp' then ill make a clip and throw it on here..

Quick list:

I made a bonfire in the hall.

Me and my friends found the parents' pornography stash, labelled something like "Booty and Boobs XXX", put mayonaise all over it and left it lying in the front garden for the returning parents and neighbours to see in the morning.

I tried to get with a girl while Skipper was around. Note to all: He will make things hard for you, and not in a good way.

I ran naked through the hall at 5AM so I could throw up in the toilet that had no lock on it.

I turned up despite being the only person specifically uninvited because I refused to let the host in to my own party and left her standing outside alone in the dark cold street with her mate. I went anyway, got in, got wasted, threw up outside and left. She knew I was there all along, but couldn't do fuck all about it cos my best mates were basically the backbone of her party.

I turned up despite being specifically uninvited because the guy had heard I have a reputation for trashing houses (a claim that is totally untrue). I got in, got wasted, a lamp was smashed, as were numerous bottles, the kitchen was trashed. I did none of it, but I laughed anyway.

I drank whisky and made almost every girl at the party cry by insulting them, as well as calling the host a "Filthy-cunted dyke".


That's all I can remember for now.