Newquay Meetup 2006

Just as best quality as you can Kane, I don't mind getting those discs to you. How much do they go for at SVP?

How did you manage that deposit back? Fucking hell that room was a shithole.

I put my spring cleaning head on and transformed the place. I'll talk to you on MSN when you have time Mike.

How the fucking hell did you guys get your deposit back, there was fucking toothpaste everywhere haha. And that Mel bird was definitly fit when I got with her and I stand by that till the day I die. She definitly had potential .

And listening to Candy shop in a White pimped out limo while having a stripper grinding on your lap really changes your view of the song haha

Stealing from gay skinny dippers was just as fun.

Tony topped all and non of you can deny that.

I started on him and he backed down haha. There's a new number one in town...

And her name is Sam.

Haha just remembered another great moment.

Convincing two absolute stunners I play rugby for England u19's and that guy in a suit avoiding the bike.


Oh and Vode getting hit by a car haha.

Yeah they hit Vode with a car and were like, you wanna come to our club for free?

"Sams gay, we made a bet for 50 quid that he could pull a straight bird."

Not funny. Not cool. And completely ruined one third of my holiday...

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Better?

Lmao quality

You know what will sooth the pain... BEN

Let's go again next week?

I won the amazing race back to Finland from Newquay! YUSS! Ben is still in the air and Vouuud should be at Marcs by now.


Ill just list some good and bad things cuz im so fucking tired from the trip back(all you brittish pricks had like a max 3h journey) ooh well:

Good thingys:

-Me wining the amazing race
-My single room
-Me being the runner-up for favorite rip/off member!
-Us selling crappy DVDs with me showering -and quoting schwarzenegger movies- for a RIP/OFF price!
-Meeting Neka for only 10minutes
-Watching Robs penis in slow-mo while watching drunken footage the next morning
-Me not getting my ass kicked by chavs
-The fact that Sams guns are bigger than mine
-The fact that I therefore slammed his head at full force into a solid concrete ceiling.
-Tony Montana
-Ben getting a fever
-Vodes armpitts
-Ben giving vode two haymakers in the head for burning his(bens) socks
-Eating fish&chips that almost gave Vode a seizure cause it was so greezy
-Surfing in shitty waves in -10 Celsius
-Having to wait 2hours in the middle of the night in a tent outside of an empty terminal at Heathrow freezing my nuts off while trying not to fall asleep
-Forgeting to pick ben up at the airport which I should be doing now
-Coming back and reading all the cool review threads on our movie.
-Liam almost brakeing his neck
-Made drinking beer from 4 bottles simultaneously
-Me and Vode doing some massive cliff jumps that were slightly ruined by too much zoom :/ but that cant be blamed on the camera man who had zero to none instructions.
-Vode doing a new world record in using the phrase "fuck you, you fucking fuck"
-Vode trying to make Ben scream "BOMB" "HIZBOLLA" "GUN" and such at Stanstead airport for ridiculous fees.
-Vode filiming bens nipple
-Our hotels breakfast 8.30-9.00 WTF ???
-The fact that vode is going to steal Joes bag
-The fact that none of the guys at the meetup were dickheads
-The typical british weather(had 3h of sun on monday-whey-)
-My hair
-Matts accent
-Marc just in general(most chilled out guy ever)
-Ian really putting himself out there...
-All of the guys were good
-GARY
-Our hotel owner being the most scary hotel owner ever... He was always very nice.. but there was something in his eyes... sick shit... :o
-The irish girl who crossed our path... but she was an IRA terrorist or some shit...
-Us crashing some random girls hotel room starting from me falling into the paper thin wall... not thru tho.
-TOM is soo much taller than you would think
-Football game with Geoff the prick and his buddy.


okay not all of those things were good things... just things that happened.


I think probably the best day was when we were chilling at the beach just under Barracuda. I think it was on wednesday. Weather made it so much more enjoyable. I hated the fact that the weather was so shit... I had two objectives meet the HGF dudes and enjoy the sunshine... :/

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

I was the tallest there. Mwahahahaha!!

My favourite moments.

- Tony Montana.
- The 'would you rather' game on the beach.
- Stealing from gay skinny dippers and giving out the money to Rip/Off, Ian and Marc.
- Charlie and that ugly bitch.
- The geeza bird.
- Vode going mental whenever he saw a camera.
- j0nes' Arnold Schwarzenegga impression.
- Sams account of the lap dance him and Rob got.
- Rob and me fucking with Sam when he wanted to pull.
- Licking that girl Sam was getting with.
- Gary "For the good of the film."
- The return of Tony Montana.
- Fire breathing into the wind and burning my eyebrows.
- Louzys singing in Help.
- Ben and Sam breaking it down.
- Breakdance fight with Sam and Ian.
- j0nes breaking Sams head on a concrete wall.
- Joe losing his voice for 2 days.
- Liams humour. Fucking legend.
- Mike getting with a GOMP group member.
- Marc Mason lending us the cash, top guy.
- Marc being a ladies man.
- Vode falling over shitfaced drunk.
- The crackhead in the street with the guitar.
- Matt and Robs fan video for us. >_<
- Kane on the journey up.
- Filming Becki in the shower and Rob thinking it was Sam.
- Sam windmilling that random girl.
- Filming the skinny dippers.
- Our taxi driver getting pulled over on film for being drunk.
- That Finnish black alcohol.
- Drinking with everyone.
- Mikes laugh in the 'would you rather' game.
- The sand cock.
- All the footage. lol.

OMFG How did I forget about Charlie!?! Who has that footage?

did marc smoke again?

I have a litte bit... did you film with Mikes camera?

ah yeah I gottit, ill look through my tapes later tonight me thinks.

Mono put some screen shots up man

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lol I fucked his mate up

Heh J0nes, what a weird pic.

We need to get Circa to make that online album thing. I'll upload my numerous group shots I have.

I am 150 MB away from making it. Might be later tonight but it will be up.

Omfg Tom you are the bestest.