This is Sam and I am just making one post on this accout to summarise how Newquay was for me.
Meeting everyone was absolutely fantastic and we all got on so well as a group it was unbelievable. An example of this is when we decided on the spur of the moment to stay one more night and Marc Mason paid for a hotel room for the three of us and him and gave us some money to get drinks which he will recieve in due course.
As for what we did, I don\'t exactly remember much of the nights as I enjoyed a drink or two while I was down there. Luckily Circa filmed everything moving and we are going to make a fucking kick ass mix up for everyone to see.
A few things stand out for me among this trip though and here they are...
The naked wrestling skinny dippers... The reason I start with this is that it promptly leads me to my next story. there were two guys skinny dipping and they, for whatever reason, decided to wrestle each other, which mike immediatly filmed. Rob then thought it would be a good idea to steal there clothes which he did succesfuly. Tom then said, \"Rob Wallet!!!\" We jacked everything in their fucking wallet, tom got 80 quid I got a tenner, Vode threw the guys car keys on the beach somewhere and then we fucking did one...
The limo... Image file not present in the recovered backupI bumped into rob somewhere on the street at about 2am, and I had this tenner, Rob was like Sam, lets get a bargain bucket which was the best proposition of the whole trip other than the dogging he offered earlier. And as we were on our way we found a limo that drives you about while you get a lapdance. Being blindingly drunk horney 17 year old males we then decided to sprint to a cashpoint. And I really mean sprint. And Rob got out 50 quid with a manic laugh. We ran back and gave them the 50 quid it cost. Where to our horror we heard. So who\'s gonna fdance for u then. There were two girls and we could only afford one. We needed another tenner. I remembered the money I stole from that guy wapped it out and badabing badaboom we were done.
After we were done and we left the limo we shared a moment in which we hugged like I can\'t believe this that was so fucking amazing, haha we were almost in tears and probably both had hard ons but neither of us cared. Also, while it was all going on Rob suddenly shouts \"Sam Sam\" \"I don\'t know about you... but am I the only one here really fucking hoping to hit traffic\" even the girls cracked up haha what a good man.
Tony Montana #1...Yeah so there was this hammered portugese guy called tony , well that wasn\'t his name but he said he was for the whole time. The whole night was basically ripping the fuck out of him for ages, Throwing stuff at him screaming at him and dragging him around everywhere, I challenged him to an arm wrestle and he proceded to cheat a lot. Still beat him though. That night also I convinced a girl I played rugby for the England u19\'s and that I\'m going to be playing premiership soon after uni. She didn\'t text me back when I called her...
Shitty finish salmiakki Yeah the fins bought us all over some crazy spirits which were fucking great, as Vode put it... \"It is like taste from heaven... Then next day the punishments of hell\"
There\'s a load of other shit like Tom taking the piss out of smokers and the worst volley of insults ever but someone else can write about everything...
Everyone was sound so here\'s what I thought of them
J0nes - very big and burly a finish giant and a very friendly guy, always up for hugging. Haha he tries to
tell us how we speak english is wrong but we still love him for it a very nice guy
Ben - Tom cruise... Ben is the best looking guy I have ever seen and I seriously would have casual relations with him, he is also very pleasent and dances almost as well as I do [footage coming soon]
Vode - Absolute psycho. Grade A nutter nothing else need be said...
Dan - At first I thought he was a bit of a nob but after the first night he definitly grew on me and I ended up thinking he was ace, pretty spontaneous but you know something funny\'s gonna happen when he\'s about.
Mike - Pretty avarage... Fucked one of our members though [footage coming soon]
Image file not present in the recovered backup Rob - Absolute pisshead like myself, likes his girls big [footy coming soon] one of the funniest guys
there. Like when he came onto a gay guy on the first night meerly by going up to him and just
making wanking hand suggestions in his face haha.
Liam - really friendly guy made me feel very welcome and has a pretty witty sense of humour. Far more lively than I thought he would be and it\'s a shame he had to leave early... (Can you post your address in here please mate)
Joe - never spoken to him before and didn;\'t know what to expect but he\'s a sound as fuck guy, pretty similar to me I feel and he\'s dead talkative we spoke for hours and he always had a story about something that was interesting... Top guy (address please)
Matt - Made pwns... Haha funniest comment from him... we were talking about these girls that everyone
was just getting with. I pulled her, looked to my left then back again and matt was mackin out with
her. He said that that\'s one of the perks of being an admin
Top guy
Marc - Sound as fuck guy, pretty quiet but an absolute lifesaver whom newquay wouldn\'t be the same
without. He\'s getting pussy tonight the cunt haha, full of northern stereotype. Like when I said ass
hole and he just giggled and repeated the said word
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Gomp - Cunts...
It\'s gay, right now if we were still in newquay we\'d be pissed. The first day I was there we started drinking at two and by 8 we were all off our fucking heads haha. If you read all that you\'re a boring cunt...
haha. I don't speak to many people on HGF outside of the forums, but everyone was there was sound and I could talk with all of them for an eternity and not get bored.
How you feeling now bud? you reckon you could have caught it from our stripper, remember she couldn\'t talk properly