01 July 2006, 18:20 UTC#31
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Asking a girl if she knew what a blowjob was in 7th grade.
Haha. Did she?
I dunno...I cant remember. She was some really nerdy girl and she told her mom, who told the principal I sexually harrassed her daughter.
Shall I scan a picture of her?
01 July 2006, 18:22 UTC#32
Ha yes plz.
01 July 2006, 21:39 UTC#33
I got suspended for the GMC site, mainly because it had footage of happyjack having fighting after school, and the school thought it damaged their reputation.
01 July 2006, 22:35 UTC#34
I've been suspended for several stupid things in the past. In 8th grade we went on a field trip to the Opryland Hotel in Tenesse and there was this boat tour that ran on this track with shallow water around it on the ground floor, and I thought it would be funny to spit off a bridge a few floors up and try to hit one of the people on the boat. As luck would have it, the loogie that I'd been brewing up for several minutes landed directly on top the tour guide's head, they immediately looked up and before I had a chance to get off of the bridge, she saw me and the others that were around. Several minutes later I see the guide looking extremely angry and heading straight for my teacher, she started asking around and someone snitched me out, I ended up getting suspended for 3 days and kicked out of beta club. They did let me back in a few years later, but I ended up getting kicked out again my junior year of high school on another beta trip when my friends and I trashed our hotel room and they got the video tape.
01 July 2006, 23:14 UTC#35
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Fights have been my problem
DONT MESS! BITCH!
lol I never start them mind u.. its a race thing hahah
o well I always win
you a fast runner then?
the shame.. u no how I win my fights
01 July 2006, 23:24 UTC#36
I think there's only been one guy suspened from school that I know of... I dont even remember what he did... We dont get suspended...
I mostly got in trouble for threatning and yelling at teachers... and anyways school is such a distant memory... like yeeeears a go.. damn im old...
the funniest thing ever was when my friend got pissed of at a teacher(elementary school)
He told his pregnant teacher that he hopes that her baby would die! lool.. she started crying....
and then she had a miscarriage a week later... j/k
02 July 2006, 03:27 UTC#37
This one chick grabbed my tit, I did the same back cause I ain't no punk ya heard.
She told the School Resource Officer (a cop they have at the school) and this were her words
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I pushed him, then he grabbed my breast. Then during class he just kept staring at me like "Thats right I did it"
Made me out to be hannibal lecter or some shit. I got suspended for 3 days and she didn't get shit.
Another time some kid called me smore (brown on outside white on inside, cause I'm half mexican and shit and I live in a racist town) but I look white and shit so I called him stupid because I don't look mexican at all and he slapped me. So I jumped down from the table I was sitting on and pinned his ass down till the cop broke us up, I would have fought him but he had one of those hard plaster casts on and I didn't feel like getting hit by one of those.
I got suspended for fighting even though he started it because I called him stupid and it turned out he went to a special ed school fo awhile as a kid, like I give a rats ass.
02 July 2006, 03:34 UTC#38
6th grade - Had a gun bullet in school.
7th grade - Called some kid a faggot.
8th grade - There was this kid who was a loser and me and my friend made about 30 fake notes each and went early in the monring and shoved them in his locker so when he opened them about 60 notes fell everywhere and they said shit like, "BRIAN BABY" and "BRIAN, FUCK ME" and stuff. He brought it to the office and it was considered "Sexual Harrasment".
10th grade - Got introuble from Lunatiks.
Thats all I can really think of.
02 July 2006, 04:26 UTC#39
Using Counterfeit Money at school - suspended 15 days + community service
yeah, im a dumbass...
02 July 2006, 04:44 UTC#40
Dint turn up to school for 31 days.
02 July 2006, 07:53 UTC#41
Nearly got suspended/expelled in primary school, my and all my mates brought porn into school and my mate got expelled for bringing in crushed asprin and trying to sell it to the younger kids as drugs. I bullshitted my way out of it.
02 July 2006, 10:35 UTC#42
I never been suspended but I got put in iscolation for 2 days for calling our network administrator an asshole for controlling my computer while I was trying to work, I went up to his office and started to demand answers lol
Fuck knows why, I wasn't in a good mood that day.
02 July 2006, 11:46 UTC#43
I got suspened from school for two days for being drunk and nearlly hitting my teacher on the head with my hockey bat...it flew out my hands, and she had a go at me just cuz it nearly hit her head, she then sent me up to the headteachers office where for sum random reson while I was getting drunk, I shoved a whole load of matches down my top, and as I tried to prove to my headteacher I wasnt drunk, I fell over and all the matches came out and they thought I would set fire to my school.
02 July 2006, 12:29 UTC#44
I yelled "im gonna blow this bitch up" in the hallways and I suspened for two weeks for "communicating a bomb threat" and "class room disruption"
02 July 2006, 14:27 UTC#45
Haha, I hope Myk sees this thread.
02 July 2006, 16:45 UTC#46
Never been suspended before.
But I got detention for saying to my French teacher he was a fag in German. I didnt know he knew German as well.
And a detention for throwing 50p against a wall.
02 July 2006, 17:05 UTC#47
Never been suspended out of school, but I was put into in school isuspension for 2 days.
Back in the 5th grade outside of my school was a greenhouse and inside of it was all the Kindergardeners
plant projects. Me and a friend went in there and dumped all of them out onto the floor and as we were leaving the greenhouse a teacher caught us.
I dint really care about the ISS, it was just I had a guilt trip after they made us go to each and every Kindergardner call and tell them what we did to their flowers.
02 July 2006, 18:28 UTC#48
haha. ace stories.
ive never been suspended... cos im a good girl
=]
the only time ive come close to getting suspended was in year 8 and there was this girl me and my friends hated so we put a tampon in her pencil case and filled it with tomoate ketchup from the cafeteria.
her was was amazing when she opened it and it juts like rolled out
hahahahhaa immature? yeah I am. =]
02 July 2006, 18:55 UTC#49
I got suspended for slapping my Geography teacher and Vince filmed it so he got suspended too. I got suspended again in an Art exam for throwing a picture frame at someone.
02 July 2006, 19:38 UTC#50
I got suspended from work for 2 weeks for walking around naked. the cleaning lady got super pissed off (I work at friendlys) and her husband came in and was yellin and shit. same night I bolted across the parking lot to a car that was rocking like a set of 20 hydrolics so I jumped on the hood and smacked on the window and then opened the back door of the car and plopped my pickle in there to see what was going on and I saw two of my co-workers full on fuckin and they screamed hahaha.
I also got suspended from school for jumping out of the second story window during class. the principle got so mad for whatever reason (probably because he has a missing finger like jarppi from the dudesons) and he had me sitting in an office room with a huge table and a phone and I was calling my friend's cellphone to tell him to take care of my camera for me (cause we filmed it of course) and the principle walked in and yelled at me for using his phone and then threw the phone across the room. I had to come in and clean every locker in the school found some cool stuff though!
thats about it, work n school only suck cause of all the rules, but anyone can manage a good time anywhere either way. keep fuckin up!
-Bruce
02 July 2006, 19:46 UTC#51
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I got suspended from work for 2 weeks for walking around naked. the cleaning lady got super pissed off (I work at friendlys) and her husband came in and was yellin and shit. same night I bolted across the parking lot to a car that was rocking like a set of 20 hydrolics so I jumped on the hood and smacked on the window and then opened the back door of the car and plopped my pickle in there to see what was going on and I saw two of my co-workers full on fuckin and they screamed hahaha.
I also got suspended from school for jumping out of the second story window during class. the principle got so mad for whatever reason (probably because he has a missing finger like jarppi from the dudesons) and he had me sitting in an office room with a huge table and a phone and I was calling my friend's cellphone to tell him to take care of my camera for me (cause we filmed it of course) and the principle walked in and yelled at me for using his phone and then threw the phone across the room. I had to come in and clean every locker in the school found some cool stuff though!
thats about it, work n school only suck cause of all the rules, but anyone can manage a good time anywhere either way. keep fuckin up!
-Bruce
LMAO
06 July 2006, 21:22 UTC#52
never been suspended cuz my mom was a teacher, one time the leitenant goverenor of canada came to our school. in an assembly I asked him random shit like how big polar bears are and if I could go to the bathroom, and if he ever met shania.. I had to write him a letter saying I was on crack
