Whats the stupidest thing you ever been suspened from school/work for?

Some lady came to our school to talk about the college she ran and in the q&a part of the assembly I aske dif she was my grandma... I got suspened for 10 days on a block schedule!

Suprisingly enough, I've never been suspended from anything.

Kicked out sure, but they always forget who I was the next time.

I'll tell this one story of when I got kicked out of some place. I was at this ski lodge place, and there was this big dome thing called the 'fun zone'. I waited in line to go on this rock climbing thing, and when it was my turn, some bitch ran in front of me and climbed on. So while she was on, I turned it all the way up and made her fall pretty damn hard. I ran away after that, since I didn't want to get in trouble, but I did anyways about 20min later. She deserved it. I mean, I said "c'mon, it's my turn" and she was all retarded bitch "I got on first", so I got pissed.

Beating someone up in primary school, lol.

never been suspended before

Im always making cry, punching and making name to a fat guy in my school. The bad thing is its that the 40 people that study in my classroom, call him the names I invented and its all my fault.

Hes always crying, I got some videos of me messing with him. xd..

But when I got suspended, was when I called his mom " a tranny", he told the principal and I got kicked out!

stupid fat guy

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Haaha, he's not that fat...

eewwwwww


iv never been suspened, 1 time I snaped and punched this kid in the face and he fell of the back of his chair and hit his head on the hard floor near the sink. but I was only moved to a different class for 2days as all the teachers was waiting for someone to punch him because no one liked this 'mark' kid at all. biggest asshole ever haha.

we left school like 6months later and we was in highschool and jaymz (retardz) got in a fight with him on the football pitch in like late 96 and he punched jaymz in the face while on top of him got off and ran away so jaymz laughed it off because hes a tough fucker so it looked like he lost the fight as mark got the last and hardest hit in before bailing, well next day in school this mark kid has his fingers stapted together as he broke all his fingers in that punch haha so in the end jaymz won really.

then we find out his dad was molesting this 'mark' kid and they took his father away and mark and his family moved away and no ones heard or knew where they went....they was dirty white trash. fuckin wierdo

by drawing sings of pentagram, slipknot logos and after trowing a burning match at some girls hair :0

I brought in toe nail clippers...I got suspended for a week

haahhaha damn.. that is probally the stupiedest I heard.. I carry one of those onmy keychain...

I have never been suspended.

Only one time when I first started school I was swinging really high on a swing and a "mentally challenged" guy walked right in front of the swing and stood there.
Ended up swinging into him; supposedly he couldn't breath and he got fucked up more than he already was.

you evil bitch. kicking a retard for no reason other than he wasnt as cool as you.....bullllly

one time we were watching romeo and juliet for english, and me and this girl ended up messing around and the teacher cought the girl giving me a handjob.... it was kinda dumb on my part seeing as how we sat at the front of the class.

Having my lip pierced. SAFE.

It wasn't much, just an internal suspension for a day until I "took it out". But it was fucking retarded.

I fought the school and won though.

Staging a fight.

setting off stink bombs.

lmao!

I gotten one befroe, but it was on a class trip to see Babarr that dumb ass elephant...I was in elementry school, it was intresting

but I never got caught

It was either that or jumping off the swing before it hit him.

And yes I was a lil bully, when I was small, now I happen to be very kind.

stop crying emo child



wow 1 thread today

compear that with how many full meals you've already eaten today


and you win 8 to 1


welldone fatty

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I got suspened on Easter..

I baught a shit load of plastic easter egg capsules and put dog shit in them (around 400 eggs), then I hide the eggs all over campus at around 4am before school.. then I posted a very professional letter up on all the walls saying:

"Open and easter egg and find a suprize.. there's money in places that easter eggs hide, so crack and egg open and find something neat, cause 10,000 dollars may lay at your feet."

LOL.. I still remember that one, but I got ratted out by the kid who helped me pick up the dog shit.. but all day, I was laughing my ass off! LOL.. Hot chicks and dog shit are a great combination! LOL

Haha, damn man that is awesome.

that is an awesome prank

Fights have been my problem

DONT MESS! BITCH!

lol I never start them mind u.. its a race thing hahah
o well I always win

I went here on the school computers
I'm cereal...

Well I nearly got suspended for 'Making' someone eat my shit.


But my mum got me out of that one.

you a fast runner then?

Asking a girl if she knew what a blowjob was in 7th grade.

Haha. Did she?