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post #31
09 May 2006, 13:23 UTC#31
QUOTE(Uncle G @ May 9 2006, 01:19 PM) [snapback]329345[/snapback]

Minimum wage here is like €3 (like £2.50) an hour, fucking ridiculous considering the average house price is like €500,000 ($700,000) and food is more expensive than the UK.

Prices have gone up, wages have remained the same. The average wage in the city of Malaga is €600 a month, so you can imagine it when I say I know 30 year olds that live with their parents. Insane economy here.


that fucking sucks man, I thought we had it bad over here....
post #32
09 May 2006, 13:26 UTC#32
QUOTE(jonesy @ May 9 2006, 03:23 PM) [snapback]329347[/snapback]

QUOTE(Uncle G @ May 9 2006, 01:19 PM) [snapback]329345[/snapback]

Minimum wage here is like €3 (like £2.50) an hour, fucking ridiculous considering the average house price is like €500,000 ($700,000) and food is more expensive than the UK.

Prices have gone up, wages have remained the same. The average wage in the city of Malaga is €600 a month, so you can imagine it when I say I know 30 year olds that live with their parents. Insane economy here.


that fucking sucks man, I thought we had it bad over here....



Yep, I've been to a few IT jobs that have offered to pay me €600 for a starting wage and then €1000 when I prove myself. Fuck that, I didn't learn everything I know to get as much as a cleaner.

If I can get citizenship, I'm moving to the US and studying as a Redhat security engineer. If not, then I'm going to the UK where they know what paying people real money is.
post #33
09 May 2006, 13:30 UTC#33
Well, you get some pretty decent jobs over here but not at my fucking age, I get £4.00 an hour (below minimum wage) and cos I got College I only work on holidays and weekends which means my monthly wage is like £300 at the very most!
post #34
09 May 2006, 13:34 UTC#34
learn to spell "guard" right and then maybe you deserve the job.
post #35
09 May 2006, 13:52 UTC#35
QUOTE(jonesy @ May 9 2006, 01:13 PM) [snapback]329328[/snapback]

Minimum wage here is something ridiculous like £4.13 or something under 18 and £5.50 over I think.....it sucks :sad2:


I get £4 an hour. But bonuses. Other week I worked 12 hours in the week and made £48 basic, then £27 bonuses. So it works out at a good hourly rate. But if I dont get the leads I dont get my bonuses and im stuck with my shit £4 an hour.
post #36
09 May 2006, 13:55 UTC#36
QUOTE(DanG @ May 9 2006, 09:34 AM) [snapback]329355[/snapback]

learn to spell "guard" right and then maybe you deserve the job.


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post #37
09 May 2006, 14:13 UTC#37
All you need to do now is learn how to swim. :D
post #38
09 May 2006, 14:22 UTC#38
QUOTE(jonesy @ May 9 2006, 01:13 PM) [snapback]329328[/snapback]

Minimum wage here is something ridiculous like £4.13 or something under 18 and £5.50 over I think.....it sucks :sad2:

Nope.

22+ £5.05
18-21 £4.25
Under 18 £3.00

I get £5.20 an hour which isn't bad.
post #39
09 May 2006, 14:50 UTC#39
QUOTE(funk master steven @ May 8 2006, 07:04 PM) [snapback]329163[/snapback]

I'm gonna get paid 6.25 and hour to sit on my ass and look at chicks in bikini's.



it doesn't get much better than that...
post #40
09 May 2006, 18:09 UTC#40
QUOTE(adEm @ May 9 2006, 02:55 PM) [snapback]329363[/snapback]

QUOTE(DanG @ May 9 2006, 09:34 AM) [snapback]329355[/snapback]

learn to spell "guard" right and then maybe you deserve the job.


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post #41
09 May 2006, 20:47 UTC#41
QUOTE(adEm @ May 9 2006, 07:35 AM) [snapback]329259[/snapback]

I'd rather drown than have al touch me.


What if I was all oiled up, and my hair was blowing in the wind?

QUOTE(Skipper @ May 9 2006, 09:13 AM) [snapback]329288[/snapback]

QUOTE(peanuttt @ May 9 2006, 10:11 AM) [snapback]329287[/snapback]

just imagine having a dead 80 year-old just being pulled out of the water by you, and you'll have to clean his/her mouth, and blow air into his/her nose. And pushing his/her chest... And you do it, and he/she is technically dead. I am not sure I would be able to do it.


Thats why he's there. He gets off on that kinda shit.


Damn straight, nothing gets me going faster than a pair of saggy tits.
post #42
09 May 2006, 21:15 UTC#42
I make 7.60 a hour n all I do is stick the gas nosel into the tank of the car n click a button n wait :)
post #43
09 May 2006, 21:19 UTC#43
QUOTE(funk master steven @ May 9 2006, 04:47 PM) [snapback]329605[/snapback]

QUOTE(adEm @ May 9 2006, 07:35 AM) [snapback]329259[/snapback]

I'd rather drown than have al touch me.


What if I was all oiled up, and my hair was blowing in the wind?


only.. ONLY.. if your hair was blowing in the wind. being oiled up would just be too gay for me.
post #44
09 May 2006, 22:40 UTC#44
QUOTE(adEm @ May 9 2006, 09:19 PM) [snapback]329631[/snapback]

QUOTE(funk master steven @ May 9 2006, 04:47 PM) [snapback]329605[/snapback]

QUOTE(adEm @ May 9 2006, 07:35 AM) [snapback]329259[/snapback]

I'd rather drown than have al touch me.


What if I was all oiled up, and my hair was blowing in the wind?


only.. ONLY.. if your hair was blowing in the wind. being oiled up would just be too gay for me.


No one likes oily Al.