Party stories thread.

Before that, he needs to close his mouth. His teeth are all over the place.

Yeah he needs Braces.

His teeth are almost starting to look like this:
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SNAGGLE!

My girlfriend moved to a new house which I think is on the same road as his. Do you know what number his house is for when we get bored?

Oh dear, lol expect another press report, as soon as they've stop worried about the dead giraffe

This one party I stole this girls vodka mix drinks... and started drinking them.... I couldnt taste the alchohol.... so I kept putting them back...

I woke up in the boot of my car, with a 14 year old girl, she was wearing my jumper and rugby shorts, I was wearing ski pants and no shirt. I was shivering cold... and started banging on the roof of the bonnet, I got out and my car was full of randoms, and there was a guy sleeping on the roof.

I told everyone "fuck out of my car, im going home" the chick in the drivers seat got out and I started the car, everyone cried to me about drunk driving, so two girls made out and I stayed.

Then I had bakery food.

I'll work on that info for you

Once I went to a party, had two barcardi breazers and pulled a girl with tongues.

Not really a party as I was working but still fun.

So I work in a nightclub, and you can imagine the fighting that happens. Anyway, this guy was at the back getting a blow job from his lasy friend. They were both fucking ugly cunts, like 4 teeth between them. Anyway, so the bouncers are alerted and they run over take this bird off his dick and 3 of them pick the guy up and take him out the fire exit to the top of the metal stairs, they put him down and he puts his shit away, then refuses to leave the grounds, he is giving abuse and one of the bouncers is like dude if you dont get down them stairs now I will throw you down them, this guy say shut the fuck up you wouldnt dare. And before I knew it he was thrown down these metal stairs, landed wierd on his leg, sure he injured it, either way it was funny as fuck.

Another incident at my house

Well it happened on the night of January 15th 2005, and it was the day after my birthday and had 16-17 people round mine to celebrate. So anyway, this girl called Jade was sleeping, well pretending to sleep, in my grow-room-to-be and was surrounded by about 4 guys, me included. So we thought it'd be hilarious if someone teabagged the ho. So Oli whipped out his cock, and gave her a stab in the cheek. Funny shit Image file not present in the recovered backup

But my story continues...after this incident happened Jade managed to turn "Oli stabbed me with his piss-tool whilst I was sleeping", into ,"3 guys pinned me down, raped me several times and Pat stopped me from escaping by locking the door."

LIES, ALL LIES Image file not present in the recovered backup

NB: The door didnt have a lock on it Image file not present in the recovered backup

So that wee incident led to UW splitting up, seeing as Jade was Ted's (an old UW member) girlfriend.

But then aload of new people joined, so all is well

Knobbing people without there permission is never a good idea Pat. Did you guys get in trouble for that?

Well Oli did, but she eventually admitted that she lied about the whole caboodle

Haha, hate people that lie about shit like that.

Her parents threatened to get all the other parents of the children involved to have a meeting about it at Jades house. Image file not present in the recovered backup

But if it did, we were gonna show footage of her making out with another girl to her parents and all those invited

LMFAO! Snap Pat. You went up a peg or two in my books.

Sweet.

VIP?

EDIT: I pushed the boudaries too hard Image file not present in the recovered backup

You can be VI, still gotta earn the P.

I'll post many an e-book

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VIP isn't that good anyway, ou should see the threads, there so shit.

Ahhh c'mon

If it's that bad, then you wont mind me being one

You gotta earn your stripes baby!

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Fuck I hated that advert...With all those little brazillian basterd's running about with a footbal...And that tiger wich obviously wants to skull fuck em .. Or just eat em.

Edit: Nope ... Thats the one were they got like free football cones...

But I do hate that earn your stripes ad

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Me, mike, liam and joe are going to a party in a couple of weeks. We have glowsticks. It will be trance-alicious.

I might drink a beer!

EUGH that FUCK James thompson Image file not present in the recovered backup ..I actually hate him...sam I share in your want to kill him

if your wondering im talking about that EMO cunt in the picture earlier

Sounds wild!

A thats without the beer consumption

Oh it will be. I plan to pube many peoples' drinks without them realising.

Do it to thier faces!

I triple dare you

You on a spamming spree today?!?! Jeez you must have posted like 20 times in the last hour...Dont become Tom. (Milkman)