Party stories thread.

Yeah I stole this off ckf, I thought it would be a decent read.

Tell some of your best party stories...

One party that will always stick in my mind... was one in my last year of school.

We went to this house party and got pretty drunk whatever.. usual scenario... but there was this posessed guy at my school (marv) ... who was there too... I had seen him do his "exorcisim" type things called "ten spanks" at school camp, where he released his deamon and went into a epilespy like state, where he would talk like the devil, gyrate on the floor, spit etc etc... ( trust me it sounds fake, but it was very real... he was a fucked up kid) I dunno what it was about me, but he always used to joke around in killing me or whatever.

So yeah anyways everyones drunk at this party... and im in the bathroom with marv and this girl... they start hooking up and I just lie down in the bath cause im pretty wasted and yeah... This girl helps me out of the bath.. and I go about my drunk way.

At like 12pm marv comes up to me and says wheres the chick etc etc, I was like I dunno... he starts shaking me and im like fuck I need to get out of here, so I run, and he starts chasing, he pushes me down this flight of stairs at the back, I roll down them and end up on my back at the bottom.... now heres the kinda freaky part... He walks down the stairs with this evil grin, and looms over me at the bottom.

He starts shaking and saying these words " me and you in the alley, next day your underneath my apple tree" while grinning... it was fucking scary... I ran again but he dint chase... just stayed there..

I slept at the bottom of the drive with a video box for a pillow... I was so weirded out...

Yeah that stories kinda weird but you had to be there... post yours up if you wish.

lol that kid sounds fucked up man. I was at this party one time and some kid passed out from drinkin to much and we sat and squashed loads of cakes on his face that was so funny. At the same party we stacked loads of stuff up on sum other boy and then set his feet on fire put crisps in his hair and bottles on all his fingers. I will post more if I can remember.

This was after a party I had, I can't remember much of the actual night itself because I was so drunk, but it was a garden party and a few of the lads slept round in this big gazebo thing. and well, here's what happened, I thought it was pretty funny. http://www.filecabi.net/u.php?file=1140604134.wmv

well this is random, I was gonna start a thread like this.... anyway, last nite I was at a mates house, got absolutely fucking wasted on (wait for it) Brandy, gin, Martini, whisky and something from a fucking unmarked bottle Image file not present in the recovered backup anyway like I said I (and everyone else there) got completely wasted and for some reason I ended up in the worst fucking mood ever, really, really angry and started punching stuff. I woke up this morning on the floor in a room I couldnt remember getting to with split knuckles and I think a broken finger. I go downstairs and start waking people up and there was only like two people who could remember everything :S eugh. And the worst part is I have my first driving lesson in about 3 hours

From 2003:
http://www.funny-shit.com/index.php?curren...nload=1&vote=10

This story just makes me laugh... we was all at mine getting high when the lads went up stairs for something (cant remember now) and left me and grant in the kitchen Grant had the munchies and I didn’t want to feed him while the guys was around as everyone would want food, so I seen a pack of sausage rolls on the side and told him the eat one of those while they was up stairs. As soon as grant put it in his mouth I heard the lads coming down stairs so I told him to hurry up. I turned around and could see him with this whole sausage roll in his mouth and he was poking it wit his fingers to get it all down, and then I seen it.... The sausage roll was green... I looked at the packet and turned another sausage roll over and they was all moldy and green... you should have seen grants face (he was nearly sick all over)

at a party some time last year...a few of us after a good few hours of drinking ewnt out on a drunken adventure, as you do. We were picking up road work signs, diving through them and shit ect ect then I decided to jump out in fornt of a car with my arse out....the car stopped then drove off. My freind then did the same just jumping aorund infront of a car the car stopped.....but the car behind that one diddnt. All I heard was a screcching of tires then a fucking huge smash. We ran, we got back too the party and then convinced the kid he had probably killed a baby.

Nothing ever came of it tho, so I assume it wasnt as big a crash as it sounded.

When someones drunk wrap a few layer of cling film around their head ( poking holes for the mouth) Add some butter or some noodles or something then add more cling film. Repeat this a few times and wholla.

GREAT FOR PARTIES

the most wrecked I have ever been would probably be this party back in 2002....I musta drank bout a bottle of scotch straight up and I was walking around with this chick I worked with...anyway, all I remember was leaning up against a wall on one side of the room and closing my eyes...when I opened them up I was on the opposite side getting onto her...I got so fucking scared I pushed her away and was like WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED...anyway I continued to get with her coz I was so blinded (she wasn't very good either) then eventually made my way down to 7-11 where my friend happened to be passed out at the bus stop...I joined him....spewed all over the both of us and fell asleep with him...great times they were all right...

Can't remember what I drank so I won't make a detailed list... fell into a river when I decided to sit in a boat and drink my beers before going back to this little music fest thing in a town near me...

Got with countless mingers

Been put through tables

had axes and knifes put to my throat

ended up naked on countless numbers of occasions

lost over 100 quid one night,

ran from a taxi, I say ran I mean fell out of the taxi

lots of broken knuckles

trying to skate on a wet mini and actually breaking my hip in half haha

not all of that happened in one night by the by

I managed to film this and we used it in one of our hunt tasks as bonus footage. One of our friends was getting it on with this girl he started going out with on one of those sunlounger things in a backgarden. Alan came over drunk as fuck and says 'Look at these two sex bunniieeees' then proceeds to run, front flip ontop of them, the sunlounger manages to bounce him and throw him into a greenhouse which cut his leg up.

At another party we found a huge stash of garden gnomes in this guys shed. We took them out and lined them up on the brow of a hill where a car wouldn't be able to see them in time. Cars just ploughed through them.

There's this one girl at my college who is fat, and I seem to be the only person with guts to tell her that. She turns up at a friends party and starts getting drunk. Seeing as noone really likes her, I remind her of her size. She went fucking mental, kicking off on me and shouting 'IS THIS FAT?!?!' lifting up her top, with her belly flying about the place. I couldn't stop laughing to tell her yes, the site of the fatty was hilarious.

Who's that mate? Frankie King, aka Mr T?

Emma Wicks.

Haha fat bitch

Man I was trying to calm you down! Overall, good fucking night though Image file not present in the recovered backup

was man, fucking awesome, we were all so fucking drunk tho we mixed wayy too much!

I was at this party one time, and we were all having a good time and it was going to be a great evening because we were all very merry and nicely drunk. But then the guys whos house it is, ran in, and turned off the music and yelled "Who cut the fucking dog?" So we're all "WHATAFUK?" and he starts accusing everyone of having gone upto his stupid fucking dog and cutting it in the face.

Harshed whatever buzz that we had and ruined the night. Stupid Jew.

James Thompson?

Yes. Oh god yes.

He's so weird. I remember when I was with Becki I was at a party of his and he locked me in his parents room with him :/

Well, I deal with parties allot at work so I had to include the work aspect into it as well as my personal life.

Work: Just this fall we were breaking up a big party and I was standing out by all the squads to make sure no one fucked them up as they left. This amazing girl with huge tits came stumbling up to me and put her arm around me and leaned in to whisper somthing in my ear, I thought it was gonna be something all sexy like but it was "can I lean on one of the police cars as I sqaut to piss" lol talk about a turn off

Personal: Last summer I decided to try vodka redbulls and drank enough of them to kill a small cow, and woke up in the middle of a baseball feild a mile away from where I was drinking.

There was a party at mine about 2 weeks ago, but it was my sisters and it was boring, but funny. The house got trashed, all my dads whisky got drank (thats about 5 bottles !!1!!11!1), and two of my sisters friends fucked their girlfriends on the bonnet of my dads car, they dented the bonnet, knocked the badge off and put the used condom on the car engine, but the worst part is both girls were on their period, and it took both of my sisters friend about 2-3 before they realised that they had blood on their cocks Image file not present in the recovered backup

Ive had some pretty mega-wicked-cool parties, but most of isnt remembered by anyone I dont quite know if that's good or bad Image file not present in the recovered backup

Dude thats so rough Image file not present in the recovered backup

I tried to kill that boy, seriously I was this close | | from eggshelling his cheek, complete and utter cunt

Please do man. He is trying out this new 'Emo' thing that he learned about from MySpace.

I hate him. I actually hate him.



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Surprised that Rob hasn't posted in this thread yet.

My tale takes place on guy fawk's night, 2005. It was a great party, and as the night went on the events got increasingly surreal.
To begin with, the chav family next door were having none of our drunken antics, and attempted to drive us away by setting off some incredibly loud fireworks. This might have worked, except 1) we didnt give a toss and 2) one of the incredibly loud fireworks fell sideways after being lit, and we were treated to the absolutely fucking hysterical sight of two burly 20 year old chavsters cowering in terror as flaming green balls shot towards them and exploded. we hurled abuse to the point that they stuck their heads over the fence and tried to start a fight. the challenge was accepted by a fuckoff huge biker in leather, who proceeded to lay them out when they met him in the street.

sometime after this, and after much consumption of alchol, Louzyhero took it upon himself to wreck the house for no adequately explored reason. he managed to knock down lights and picture frames before this got boring, and he made his way upstairs, unnoticed by anyone, to the bathroom. the people in the garden only had time to hear him yell before he began squirting shampoo and shower gel out of the bathroom window while cackling insanely, one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen.

as the night drew to a close, the alcohol and drugs took their toll and I passed out in the garden. this is not the best place to be on a wet, freezing night in november. luckily, help arrived in the form of Joe and Rob, both wasted themselves, and they attempted to move me into the warmth of the house. however, I am informed that this was not easy, due both to their intoxication and the whining sqeaking sounds I made whenever they tried to move me, causing them both to collapse laughing. when they got me onto a sofa, I informed them that I was "fine", and again passed out with my arm somehow around an ugly ginger girl that I had got with not more than a few months ago.

needless to say, a fucking amazing night, one of the best parties I've been to.

mmm check out those chicklets

Dude it's the lead singer of Gorrilaz!!


No?

Its a cunt. I hate him.

ehh, that kid needs to cut that emo hair. Looks ugly as fuck.