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I'm no virgin biatch.

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post #31
06 February 2006, 17:31 UTC#31
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Feb 6 2006, 05:28 PM) [snapback]278626[/snapback]

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QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 6 2006, 04:50 PM) [snapback]278588[/snapback]

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haha, all you ungrateful bastards can lick my furry wang.


I'm sorry.

*Hugs*

Tell me more of your sexual endeavours

erm here's a bit of gossip for you- apparently it didn't hurt AT ALL after the first minute or two, which is kinda weird, as she was a virgin- so I've been told. Lub U.


That's cos your penis is tiny. :happy:


haha noe. Don't make me get proof, after all I know you want to see big boy down there :wink:


How big...honestly....im 6 and a half u can find threads about my endevours to enlarge.

And good on ya laddy, get adventuroud or stick to go ol' mishionary? How long u last? she cum? She bleed? she fall asleep?


Honestly, I'd have to say about the same, maybe 7. But yer, after the usual missionary as you would expect on the first time, she went on top, doggy and tried a couple of others but meh. She didn't bleed, and she said it was the best ever. There you go you nosy one you.


Yep, we're all just your general boys inside.


U said she was a virgin too tho? So she has nothing to compare it too? ;)


Dude, I had gave her some sweet loving long ago from the old fingers here =D.


Well yeh ofcourse its ganan be better than the fingers. Well anyway heres the clap from me Image file not present in the recovered backup I assume your girl has already given you hers.
post #32
06 February 2006, 17:33 UTC#32
QUOTE(scrotomm @ Feb 6 2006, 05:30 PM) [snapback]278629[/snapback]

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Dude, I had gave her some sweet loving long ago from the old fingers here =D.


I know this is random, but do you have a shaved head?

You sound like the type :S

No relevance lol


Meaning I had the chop as a child. NO WAY. As boner jones would say, my penis looks like an alien.

lol lub u tomm.
post #33
06 February 2006, 17:34 UTC#33
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QUOTE(scrotomm @ Feb 6 2006, 05:30 PM) [snapback]278629[/snapback]

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Dude, I had gave her some sweet loving long ago from the old fingers here =D.


I know this is random, but do you have a shaved head?

You sound like the type :S

No relevance lol


Meaning I had the chop as a child. NO WAY. As boner jones would say, my penis looks like an alien.

lol lub u tomm.


I think he was asking if your head was shaved? Not sure. lol. im confused.
post #34
06 February 2006, 17:36 UTC#34
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QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Feb 6 2006, 05:33 PM) [snapback]278633[/snapback]

QUOTE(scrotomm @ Feb 6 2006, 05:30 PM) [snapback]278629[/snapback]

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Dude, I had gave her some sweet loving long ago from the old fingers here =D.


I know this is random, but do you have a shaved head?

You sound like the type :S

No relevance lol


Meaning I had the chop as a child. NO WAY. As boner jones would say, my penis looks like an alien.

lol lub u tomm.


I think he was asking if your head was shaved? Not sure. lol. im confused.


Yes I was. LOL
post #35
06 February 2006, 17:37 UTC#35
Congrats bro!

How long you last?
post #36
06 February 2006, 17:42 UTC#36
Just thought id mention.. its not the length of your dick that pleases women.. its the width that counts..
post #37
06 February 2006, 17:43 UTC#37
QUOTE(THC @ Feb 6 2006, 05:42 PM) [snapback]278648[/snapback]

Just thought id mention.. its not the length of your dick that pleases women.. its the width that counts..


THC has a chode :happy:
post #38
06 February 2006, 17:45 UTC#38
Hahahaha fucking knew you wouldn't last!!!! Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #39
06 February 2006, 17:45 UTC#39
QUOTE(scrotomm @ Feb 6 2006, 05:43 PM) [snapback]278649[/snapback]

QUOTE(THC @ Feb 6 2006, 05:42 PM) [snapback]278648[/snapback]

Just thought id mention.. its not the length of your dick that pleases women.. its the width that counts..


THC has a chode :happy:


lololollol.

But yeh hes right, all the sensitive parts of vigians are only up too like 3 - 4 inches in I think. So as long as its wide enough too touch the sides you all good. But still a chode woudl suck :D
post #40
06 February 2006, 17:45 UTC#40
You were saving it for me! Valentines day was gunna be our day man!

You will get no 'well done' from me. Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #41
06 February 2006, 17:49 UTC#41
congrats, virgins are lame
post #42
06 February 2006, 17:50 UTC#42
QUOTE(THC @ Feb 6 2006, 05:42 PM) [snapback]278648[/snapback]

Just thought id mention.. its not the length of your dick that pleases women.. its the width that counts..

Brent that's just the penis not your waistline you have no excuses... (weak I know)

What's wrong with having a skinhead. and how do you type like a skinhead?

you type like a ginner so shut up you... :sad:

post #43
06 February 2006, 17:55 UTC#43
Shaun I need to know something......

When I was drunk(nice way to start this sentence :happy: ) and you and Jess stayed at mine, Did you baptize the caravan when I was in an alcoholic induced coma???
post #44
06 February 2006, 18:12 UTC#44
QUOTE(Skipper @ Feb 6 2006, 12:31 PM) [snapback]278631[/snapback]

Well yeh ofcourse its ganan be better than the fingers. Well anyway heres the clap from me Image file not present in the recovered backup I assume your girl has already given you hers.


I literally fell out of my chair laughing at this.... Image file not present in the recovered backup Image file not present in the recovered backup Image file not present in the recovered backup
post #45
06 February 2006, 18:26 UTC#45
QUOTE(made @ Feb 6 2006, 05:37 PM) [snapback]278640[/snapback]

Congrats bro!

How long you last?


I reckon about an hour or so...


Nice to see so many lovely typical-hgf comments. HarHar.
post #46
06 February 2006, 18:27 UTC#46
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QUOTE(made @ Feb 6 2006, 05:37 PM) [snapback]278640[/snapback]

Congrats bro!

How long you last?


I reckon about an hour or so...


Nice to see so many lovely typical-hgf comments. HarHar.


why lie?
post #47
06 February 2006, 18:29 UTC#47
Haha like 40 Year Old Virgin. 1st time = 2 minutes, 2nd time = 2 hours.
post #48
06 February 2006, 18:29 UTC#48
I never know how long I've "lasted".

I seriously lose all track of time during sex.
post #49
06 February 2006, 18:32 UTC#49
Haha if Simpsons is on I just let her have her fun till adverts are on then I get involved again.
post #50
06 February 2006, 18:34 UTC#50
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QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Feb 6 2006, 06:26 PM) [snapback]278724[/snapback]

QUOTE(made @ Feb 6 2006, 05:37 PM) [snapback]278640[/snapback]

Congrats bro!

How long you last?


I reckon about an hour or so...


Nice to see so many lovely typical-hgf comments. HarHar.


why lie?

nah seriously, it was AGES. It was definately more than half an hour.
post #51
06 February 2006, 18:34 UTC#51
QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 6 2006, 06:29 PM) [snapback]278729[/snapback]

I never know how long I've "lasted".

I seriously lose all track of time during sex.


It's not like a I watch a clock all the way through. But on average id estimate 20-ish minutes. First time was a fraction of that lol.

Shaun you do realise u meant too move during sex yeah?
post #52
06 February 2006, 18:37 UTC#52
Depends if you whack one out before hand, then you can last for ages. :D
post #53
06 February 2006, 18:40 UTC#53
QUOTE(made @ Feb 6 2006, 06:37 PM) [snapback]278736[/snapback]

Depends if you whack one out before hand, then you can last for ages. :D


true true. Or when im drunk...I can go for days.
post #54
06 February 2006, 18:42 UTC#54
Word,
post #55
06 February 2006, 19:15 UTC#55
This is where Word is supposed to type "Yer?"
post #56
06 February 2006, 19:24 UTC#56
QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 6 2006, 05:29 PM) [snapback]278628[/snapback]

HEY!

QUOTE(Oli @ Feb 6 2006, 05:24 PM) [snapback]278621[/snapback]

| J e m | <3 Oli millions. basically my sexual sophie... I have a gift!! sophie.... sex? says:
lol hahah nice. im a child molestor too! .


OMG WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.



WOOOO me and mono are child molestorerers!!

Oli wheres our sex thread about loseing our virginities?!??!?!
post #57
06 February 2006, 19:26 UTC#57
QUOTE(jem @ Feb 6 2006, 08:24 PM) [snapback]278766[/snapback]

QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 6 2006, 05:29 PM) [snapback]278628[/snapback]

HEY!

QUOTE(Oli @ Feb 6 2006, 05:24 PM) [snapback]278621[/snapback]

| J e m | <3 Oli millions. basically my sexual sophie... I have a gift!! sophie.... sex? says:
lol hahah nice. im a child molestor too! .


OMG WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.



WOOOO me and mono are child molestorerers!!

Oli wheres our sex thread about loseing our virginities?!??!?!


"Funny Shit".



:happy:
post #58
06 February 2006, 19:27 UTC#58
QUOTE(jem @ Feb 6 2006, 07:24 PM) [snapback]278766[/snapback]

QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 6 2006, 05:29 PM) [snapback]278628[/snapback]

HEY!

QUOTE(Oli @ Feb 6 2006, 05:24 PM) [snapback]278621[/snapback]

| J e m | <3 Oli millions. basically my sexual sophie... I have a gift!! sophie.... sex? says:
lol hahah nice. im a child molestor too! .


OMG WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.



WOOOO me and mono are child molestorerers!!

Oli wheres our sex thread about loseing our virginities?!??!?!


Lol nicco never got no sex :happy:
post #59
06 February 2006, 19:28 UTC#59
QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Feb 6 2006, 08:26 PM) [snapback]278769[/snapback]

QUOTE(jem @ Feb 6 2006, 08:24 PM) [snapback]278766[/snapback]

QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 6 2006, 05:29 PM) [snapback]278628[/snapback]

HEY!

QUOTE(Oli @ Feb 6 2006, 05:24 PM) [snapback]278621[/snapback]

| J e m | <3 Oli millions. basically my sexual sophie... I have a gift!! sophie.... sex? says:
lol hahah nice. im a child molestor too! .


OMG WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.



WOOOO me and mono are child molestorerers!!

Oli wheres our sex thread about loseing our virginities?!??!?!


"Funny Shit".



:happy:



LOL
post #60
06 February 2006, 19:28 UTC#60
QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Feb 6 2006, 02:26 PM) [snapback]278769[/snapback]

QUOTE(jem @ Feb 6 2006, 08:24 PM) [snapback]278766[/snapback]

QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 6 2006, 05:29 PM) [snapback]278628[/snapback]

HEY!

QUOTE(Oli @ Feb 6 2006, 05:24 PM) [snapback]278621[/snapback]

| J e m | <3 Oli millions. basically my sexual sophie... I have a gift!! sophie.... sex? says:
lol hahah nice. im a child molestor too! .


OMG WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.



WOOOO me and mono are child molestorerers!!

Oli wheres our sex thread about loseing our virginities?!??!?!


"Funny Shit".



:happy:



I LOLed hard to that. Thank you Rob, haha.