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I'm no virgin biatch.

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post #1
06 February 2006, 16:21 UTC#1
Well yesterday I finally lost my fucking virginty.

And although its real cool and I'm supposed to feel real happy and on top of the world, its just like meh. As I was supposed to be saving it for valentines day and be a gentleman, we just thought fuck it and did the buisness early.

So yer, thanks hgf for all the pr0n links helping me to further my knowledge. Go me.
post #2
06 February 2006, 16:22 UTC#2
I hope you rubbered up.

Otherwise you've got AIDS.

Ha ha ha!
post #3
06 February 2006, 16:23 UTC#3
Glad I'm not the only one who thought it was a big fucking anticlimax.

No pun intended LAWL.
post #4
06 February 2006, 16:24 UTC#4
Well done. w00t to you.
post #6
06 February 2006, 16:29 UTC#6
Is that the official Care Leaf?
post #7
06 February 2006, 16:31 UTC#7
mono you always crush people's ideas and dreams))
post #8
06 February 2006, 16:32 UTC#8
QUOTE(Liam @ Feb 6 2006, 04:31 PM) [snapback]278575[/snapback]

mono you always crush people's ideas and dreams))

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post #9
06 February 2006, 16:46 UTC#9
QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 6 2006, 04:32 PM) [snapback]278577[/snapback]

QUOTE(Liam @ Feb 6 2006, 04:31 PM) [snapback]278575[/snapback]

mono you always crush people's ideas and dreams))

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haha, all you ungrateful bastards can lick my furry wang.
post #10
06 February 2006, 16:47 UTC#10
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Feb 6 2006, 06:46 PM) [snapback]278585[/snapback]

QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 6 2006, 04:32 PM) [snapback]278577[/snapback]

QUOTE(Liam @ Feb 6 2006, 04:31 PM) [snapback]278575[/snapback]

mono you always crush people's ideas and dreams))

*
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haha, all you ungrateful bastards can lick my furry wang.

No thanks, it's been done now.

You're just sloppy seconds.
post #11
06 February 2006, 16:50 UTC#11
QUOTE
haha, all you ungrateful bastards can lick my furry wang.


I'm sorry.

*Hugs*

Tell me more of your sexual endeavours
post #12
06 February 2006, 16:51 UTC#12
QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 6 2006, 06:50 PM) [snapback]278588[/snapback]

QUOTE
haha, all you ungrateful bastards can lick my furry wang.


I'm sorry.

*Hugs*

Tell me more of your sexual endeavours

ooh yeah.

tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight??
post #13
06 February 2006, 17:04 UTC#13
good for you dude
post #14
06 February 2006, 17:06 UTC#14
QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 6 2006, 04:50 PM) [snapback]278588[/snapback]

QUOTE
haha, all you ungrateful bastards can lick my furry wang.


I'm sorry.

*Hugs*

Tell me more of your sexual endeavours

erm here's a bit of gossip for you- apparently it didn't hurt AT ALL after the first minute or two, which is kinda weird, as she was a virgin- so I've been told. Lub U.
post #15
06 February 2006, 17:07 UTC#15
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Feb 6 2006, 06:06 PM) [snapback]278599[/snapback]

QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 6 2006, 04:50 PM) [snapback]278588[/snapback]

QUOTE
haha, all you ungrateful bastards can lick my furry wang.


I'm sorry.

*Hugs*

Tell me more of your sexual endeavours

erm here's a bit of gossip for you- apparently it didn't hurt AT ALL after the first minute or two, which is kinda weird, as she was a virgin- so I've been told. Lub U.


That's cos your penis is tiny. :happy:
post #16
06 February 2006, 17:08 UTC#16
Im so hardcore I lost it 2 months ago. To the Jemmonator...But I'm not worthy enough to make a thread. ::sad::
post #17
06 February 2006, 17:11 UTC#17
QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Feb 6 2006, 05:07 PM) [snapback]278600[/snapback]

QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Feb 6 2006, 06:06 PM) [snapback]278599[/snapback]

QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 6 2006, 04:50 PM) [snapback]278588[/snapback]

QUOTE
haha, all you ungrateful bastards can lick my furry wang.


I'm sorry.

*Hugs*

Tell me more of your sexual endeavours

erm here's a bit of gossip for you- apparently it didn't hurt AT ALL after the first minute or two, which is kinda weird, as she was a virgin- so I've been told. Lub U.


That's cos your penis is tiny. :happy:


haha noe. Don't make me get proof, after all I know you want to see big boy down there :wink:
post #18
06 February 2006, 17:13 UTC#18
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Feb 6 2006, 05:11 PM) [snapback]278604[/snapback]

QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Feb 6 2006, 05:07 PM) [snapback]278600[/snapback]

QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Feb 6 2006, 06:06 PM) [snapback]278599[/snapback]

QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 6 2006, 04:50 PM) [snapback]278588[/snapback]

QUOTE
haha, all you ungrateful bastards can lick my furry wang.


I'm sorry.

*Hugs*

Tell me more of your sexual endeavours

erm here's a bit of gossip for you- apparently it didn't hurt AT ALL after the first minute or two, which is kinda weird, as she was a virgin- so I've been told. Lub U.


That's cos your penis is tiny. :happy:


haha noe. Don't make me get proof, after all I know you want to see big boy down there :wink:


How big...honestly....im 6 and a half u can find threads about my endevours to enlarge.

And good on ya laddy, get adventuroud or stick to go ol' mishionary? How long u last? she cum? She bleed? she fall asleep?
post #19
06 February 2006, 17:16 UTC#19
Congrats to not being a virgin anymore. You guys are really fun to listen to/read what you say. Its like a step inside the world of guys or something.
post #20
06 February 2006, 17:16 UTC#20
QUOTE(Oli @ Feb 6 2006, 05:08 PM) [snapback]278601[/snapback]

Im so hardcore I lost it 2 months ago. To the Jemmonator...But I'm not worthy enough to make a thread. ::sad::

Sounds pretty worthy to me.


But it'd have to be accompanied by photos/video clips.

:happy:
post #21
06 February 2006, 17:19 UTC#21
QUOTE(Skipper @ Feb 6 2006, 05:13 PM) [snapback]278605[/snapback]

QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Feb 6 2006, 05:11 PM) [snapback]278604[/snapback]

QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Feb 6 2006, 05:07 PM) [snapback]278600[/snapback]

QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Feb 6 2006, 06:06 PM) [snapback]278599[/snapback]

QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 6 2006, 04:50 PM) [snapback]278588[/snapback]

QUOTE
haha, all you ungrateful bastards can lick my furry wang.


I'm sorry.

*Hugs*

Tell me more of your sexual endeavours

erm here's a bit of gossip for you- apparently it didn't hurt AT ALL after the first minute or two, which is kinda weird, as she was a virgin- so I've been told. Lub U.


That's cos your penis is tiny. :happy:


haha noe. Don't make me get proof, after all I know you want to see big boy down there :wink:


How big...honestly....im 6 and a half u can find threads about my endevours to enlarge.

And good on ya laddy, get adventuroud or stick to go ol' mishionary? How long u last? she cum? She bleed? she fall asleep?


Honestly, I'd have to say about the same, maybe 7. But yer, after the usual missionary as you would expect on the first time, she went on top, doggy and tried a couple of others but meh. She didn't bleed, and she said it was the best ever. There you go you nosy one you.


Yep, we're all just your general boys inside.
post #22
06 February 2006, 17:20 UTC#22
QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Feb 6 2006, 05:19 PM) [snapback]278614[/snapback]

QUOTE(Skipper @ Feb 6 2006, 05:13 PM) [snapback]278605[/snapback]

QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Feb 6 2006, 05:11 PM) [snapback]278604[/snapback]

QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Feb 6 2006, 05:07 PM) [snapback]278600[/snapback]

QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Feb 6 2006, 06:06 PM) [snapback]278599[/snapback]

QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 6 2006, 04:50 PM) [snapback]278588[/snapback]

QUOTE
haha, all you ungrateful bastards can lick my furry wang.


I'm sorry.

*Hugs*

Tell me more of your sexual endeavours

erm here's a bit of gossip for you- apparently it didn't hurt AT ALL after the first minute or two, which is kinda weird, as she was a virgin- so I've been told. Lub U.


That's cos your penis is tiny. :happy:


haha noe. Don't make me get proof, after all I know you want to see big boy down there :wink:


How big...honestly....im 6 and a half u can find threads about my endevours to enlarge.

And good on ya laddy, get adventuroud or stick to go ol' mishionary? How long u last? she cum? She bleed? she fall asleep?


Honestly, I'd have to say about the same, maybe 7. But yer, after the usual missionary as you would expect on the first time, she went on top, doggy and tried a couple of others but meh. She didn't bleed, and she said it was the best ever. There you go you nosy one you.


Yep, we're all just your general boys inside.


U said she was a virgin too tho? So she has nothing to compare it too? ;)
post #23
06 February 2006, 17:20 UTC#23
QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 6 2006, 05:16 PM) [snapback]278610[/snapback]

QUOTE(Oli @ Feb 6 2006, 05:08 PM) [snapback]278601[/snapback]

Im so hardcore I lost it 2 months ago. To the Jemmonator...But I'm not worthy enough to make a thread. ::sad::

Sounds pretty worthy to me.


But it'd have to be accompanied by photos/video clips.

:happy:


I'm Going to ask If I can now .
post #24
06 February 2006, 17:21 UTC#24
QUOTE(Oli @ Feb 6 2006, 05:20 PM) [snapback]278616[/snapback]

QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 6 2006, 05:16 PM) [snapback]278610[/snapback]

QUOTE(Oli @ Feb 6 2006, 05:08 PM) [snapback]278601[/snapback]

Im so hardcore I lost it 2 months ago. To the Jemmonator...But I'm not worthy enough to make a thread. ::sad::

Sounds pretty worthy to me.


But it'd have to be accompanied by photos/video clips.

:happy:


I'm Going to ask If I can now .

Yeah just say you got permission from Mono.

Its all gooood.
post #25
06 February 2006, 17:24 UTC#25
This is how it went....so I leave you all on a maybe...

/ Take This Life\ Jem <3 NEW WEBCAM0RZ! says:
Hey really random question but would you ever like be filmed whilst we were having sex?
| J e m | <3 Oli millions. basically my sexual sophie... I have a gift!! sophie.... sex? says:
lol. ummmm... on HGF I clicked the no box and not to be filmed.I dunno. if I was really confy and stuff then yeah maybe. what would you do with the footage once you have it?
/ Take This Life\ Jem <3 NEW WEBCAM0RZ! says:
Hmmm, I wouldnt like show the world...Thats why I was asking cos Mono asked haha
| J e m | <3 Oli millions. basically my sexual sophie... I have a gift!! sophie.... sex? says:
lol haha okay
/ Take This Life\ Jem <3 NEW WEBCAM0RZ! says:
He's a child molestor you see
/ Take This Life\ Jem <3 NEW WEBCAM0RZ! says:
And a dirty perv
/ Take This Life\ Jem <3 NEW WEBCAM0RZ! says:
And pretty fit
| J e m | <3 Oli millions. basically my sexual sophie... I have a gift!! sophie.... sex? says:
lol hahah nice. im a child molestor too! .
post #26
06 February 2006, 17:27 UTC#26
QUOTE(Oli @ Feb 6 2006, 05:24 PM) [snapback]278621[/snapback]

This is how it went....so I leave you all on a maybe...

/ Take This Life\ Jem <3 NEW WEBCAM0RZ! says:
Hey really random question but would you ever like be filmed whilst we were having sex?
| J e m | <3 Oli millions. basically my sexual sophie... I have a gift!! sophie.... sex? says:
lol. ummmm... on HGF I clicked the no box and not to be filmed.I dunno. if I was really confy and stuff then yeah maybe. what would you do with the footage once you have it?
/ Take This Life\ Jem <3 NEW WEBCAM0RZ! says:
Hmmm, I wouldnt like show the world...Thats why I was asking cos Mono asked haha
| J e m | <3 Oli millions. basically my sexual sophie... I have a gift!! sophie.... sex? says:
lol haha okay
/ Take This Life\ Jem <3 NEW WEBCAM0RZ! says:
He's a child molestor you see
/ Take This Life\ Jem <3 NEW WEBCAM0RZ! says:
And a dirty perv
/ Take This Life\ Jem <3 NEW WEBCAM0RZ! says:
And pretty fit
| J e m | <3 Oli millions. basically my sexual sophie... I have a gift!! sophie.... sex? says:
lol hahah nice. im a child molestor too! .


Outlooks promising guys. Everyone get tissues and lube ready.
post #27
06 February 2006, 17:27 UTC#27
Why would you post this here :S , you know your gonna get ripped on foo'
post #28
06 February 2006, 17:28 UTC#28
QUOTE(Skipper @ Feb 6 2006, 05:20 PM) [snapback]278615[/snapback]

QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Feb 6 2006, 05:19 PM) [snapback]278614[/snapback]

QUOTE(Skipper @ Feb 6 2006, 05:13 PM) [snapback]278605[/snapback]

QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Feb 6 2006, 05:11 PM) [snapback]278604[/snapback]

QUOTE(Rob - DR - @ Feb 6 2006, 05:07 PM) [snapback]278600[/snapback]

QUOTE(Shaun C-A @ Feb 6 2006, 06:06 PM) [snapback]278599[/snapback]

QUOTE(Mono @ Feb 6 2006, 04:50 PM) [snapback]278588[/snapback]

QUOTE
haha, all you ungrateful bastards can lick my furry wang.


I'm sorry.

*Hugs*

Tell me more of your sexual endeavours

erm here's a bit of gossip for you- apparently it didn't hurt AT ALL after the first minute or two, which is kinda weird, as she was a virgin- so I've been told. Lub U.


That's cos your penis is tiny. :happy:


haha noe. Don't make me get proof, after all I know you want to see big boy down there :wink:


How big...honestly....im 6 and a half u can find threads about my endevours to enlarge.

And good on ya laddy, get adventuroud or stick to go ol' mishionary? How long u last? she cum? She bleed? she fall asleep?


Honestly, I'd have to say about the same, maybe 7. But yer, after the usual missionary as you would expect on the first time, she went on top, doggy and tried a couple of others but meh. She didn't bleed, and she said it was the best ever. There you go you nosy one you.


Yep, we're all just your general boys inside.


U said she was a virgin too tho? So she has nothing to compare it too? ;)


Dude, I had gave her some sweet loving long ago from the old fingers here =D.
post #29
06 February 2006, 17:29 UTC#29
HEY!

QUOTE(Oli @ Feb 6 2006, 05:24 PM) [snapback]278621[/snapback]

| J e m | <3 Oli millions. basically my sexual sophie... I have a gift!! sophie.... sex? says:
lol hahah nice. im a child molestor too! .


OMG WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.
post #30
06 February 2006, 17:30 UTC#30
QUOTE
Dude, I had gave her some sweet loving long ago from the old fingers here =D.


I know this is random, but do you have a shaved head?

You sound like the type :S

No relevance lol